#incorrect rhysand quotes
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 8 months ago
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Rhys: You look gorgeous, Y/n
Y/n: You're not even looking at me
Rhys: I know, but Azriel's heart just started beating faster
Azriel:
Y/n:
Azriel: Fuck you
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acourtofmishapandmistakes · 3 months ago
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Feyre: Where are the boys?
Mor: Oh, you didn't know?
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nebarious · 8 months ago
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Cassian: *sneezes*
Azriel: ......
Cassian: *sneezes*
Azriel: ......
Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?
Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed
Y/N: *blushes*
Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?
Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied
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acomaflove · 7 months ago
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Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*
Rhysand:
Amren:
Morrigan:
Cassian:
Feyre:
Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?
Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.
Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
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velidewrites · 7 months ago
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Feyre, to Rhys: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe
Nesta, to Cassian: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep
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incorrectacotarblog · 1 year ago
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Cassian: the word daddy has been so sexualized
Cassian: my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something
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shallyne · 7 months ago
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Feyre: it's my wedding day
Rhys: Nuh uh
Feyre: THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?
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aprill-99 · 1 year ago
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Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”
Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”
Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”
Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”
Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”
Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”
Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”
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qu1cks1lversb1tch · 14 days ago
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Astera, lounging in an armchair with a book abandoned in her lap: If I had a title that didn't directly tie me to my home court or my brother, what would it be?
Cassian, immediately: Shadowfucker
Azriel, after a few moments of contemplation: Lady of Nightmares
Cassian: That one's good. She's terrifying.
Astera, cracking an eye open to glance at Cassian: I'm not that bad, Cass
Cassian, side eyeing her: . . . Riiiiiiiighhhht
Rhysand, smirking:
Astera, with a sigh: Rhys, I swear to gods. . . If you say 'the High Lord's whore'
Rhysand: I didn't. . . Say anything. But you did, darling
Astera, regretting asking the question: Yeah, I won't be the High Lord's whore tonight
Rhysand, gaping at her: Now that's not fair
Azriel, raising an eyebrow at her: Who will you be?
Astera, casually: Shadowfucker, probably. . .
Cassian: Can. . . Can I?
Astera: Maybe
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Your honor, they're so silly. I love them.
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born-to-riot · 13 days ago
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Cassian: Azriel, Two truths and a lie, who would you fuck if you had the chance?
Azriel: alright bet.
Rhys: Give us three names and we’ll guess which one is the lie.
Azriel: option one, Hybern’s headless corpse
Cassian: woah, woah, woah bro WHAT—
Azriel: option two, bryaxis
Rhys: Azriel what?
Cassian: HOW DARE YOU?
Azriel: and finally option three, Eris Vanserra.
Cassian: …
Rhys: …
Azriel: tell me brothers, which one is the lie?
Cassian: …
Rhys: …
Cassian: I…
Rhys: I think it’s better off if we don’t know.
Azriel: suit yourselves 🤷‍♀️
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azrielsshadows42 · 5 days ago
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Nyx: Why is it called a painting?
Nyx: It's done. It should be called a painted.
Rhysand: *sobbing* Nyx, please, it's 4AM... go to sleep.
Cassian: He's right though
Rhysand: STAY OUT OF OUR ROOM!
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year ago
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Rhysand: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say some cheesy pick up line
Y/N: Okay
Y/N walking up to Azriel: I like my partners how I like my intrusive thoughts
Azriel: ?
Y/N: Fucking me over in the middle of the night
Rhysand: Oh Mother above
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acourtofmishapandmistakes · 8 months ago
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Cassian: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Rhys recently.
Feyre: No, Cassian, it's not what it looks like. I swear.
Cassian: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Feyre: No! You're the only one for me.
Cassian: Is that so?
Feyre: I promise. Rhysand and I are just bonded, okay? He's my mate.
Cassian: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
Feyre: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Cassian: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Feyre: Of course!
Rhys:
Rhys: What the-
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nebarious · 2 months ago
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Azriel: *cuts his finger*
Y/n: let me kiss it better
Azriel: *blushes*
Cass: his dick also got hurt
Rhys: what the fuck is wrong with you?!
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acomaflove · 7 months ago
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Rhysand and Azriel: *walk into the room laughing*
Feyre: SHHHHHH! You’ll wake the baby.
Rhysand, whispering: I thought Mor was babysitting Nyx tonight?
Feyre: She is.
Rhysand:
Feyre:
Azriel:
Rhysand, LOUDLY whispering: THEN WHO IS THE BABY?!?
Feyre: *points to Cassian passed out on the sofa*
Rhysand: You did not just refer to a 500+ year old war general as a BABY.
Feyre: Correction: An Illyrian Baby.
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velidewrites · 1 month ago
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Feyre: You have nice eyes
Rhys: Thanks, your kids can have them too
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