#incorrect azriel quotes

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhys: You look gorgeous, Y/n

Y/n: You're not even looking at me

Rhys: I know, but Azriel's heart just started beating faster

Azriel:

Y/n:

Azriel: Fuck you

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Feyre: Where are the boys?

Mor: Oh, you didn't know?

[nebarious]

Azriel: *cuts his finger*

Y/n: let me kiss it better

Azriel: *blushes*

Cass: his dick also got hurt

Rhys: what the fuck is wrong with you?!

[acomaflove]

Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

[born-to-riot]

Cassian: Azriel, Two truths and a lie, who would you fuck if you had the chance?

Azriel: alright bet.

Rhys: Give us three names and we’ll guess which one is the lie.

Azriel: option one, Hybern’s headless corpse

Cassian: woah, woah, woah bro WHAT—

Azriel: option two, bryaxis

Rhys: Azriel what?

Cassian: HOW DARE YOU?

Azriel: and finally option three, Eris Vanserra.

Cassian: …

Rhys: …

Azriel: tell me brothers, which one is the lie?

Cassian: …

Rhys: …

Cassian: I…

Rhys: I think it’s better off if we don’t know.

Azriel: suit yourselves 🤷‍♀️

[velidewrites]

Azriel: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Gwyn: Well maybe you should have principles

Azriel: You’re right maybe I should

[incorrectacotarblog]

Cassian: the word daddy has been so sexualized

Cassian: my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something

[thesadbetrayer]

Babysitting

Eris: I don’t think you should do…. AAANDDDD he did… of course…

Nyx [mumbling nonsense , sitting on Eris lap while pulling on some red strands]

Eris [smiling to Nyx, trying to get his precious strands back ]: Yes - your uncle is an idiot. You are perfectly right, Mr. Future Highlord.

Nyx [starting wobbling his lips, because the red strands are gone]

Eris [slightly panicked]: Oh no. We talked about this. It’s absolutely un-highlordly to cry, scream OR pull someone’s hair…

Azriel [deadpanned]: Really? Seems like I remember last night differently?

Eris [horrified]: AZRIEL [mouthing] What the fuck…

[azrielsshadows42]

Eris: *Cuts his finger* Azriel: Let me kiss it better Eris: That works? Azriel: Of course, my mom used to do it for me when I was younger -Later- Eris: I need you to punch me in the mouth Lucien: Fucking Finally

[day-dreameratnight]

Azriel: Is that vodka?

Eris: Yeah.

Azriel: Straight?

Eris: No, gay.

Azriel: THE VODKA NOT YOU

[lady-riel]

Nesta: What’s your favorite thing about Azriel? Eris: His enormous— *Eris’s gaze flickers down Azriel’s body* Cassian:  Nesta:  Azriel: Eris: —capacity for patience.

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhysand: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say some cheesy pick up line

Y/N: Okay

Y/N walking up to Azriel: I like my partners how I like my intrusive thoughts

Azriel: ?

Y/N: Fucking me over in the middle of the night

Rhysand: Oh Mother above

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhysand: Part of the Azriel allure is number one, he's very attractive-

Rhysand: But number two, he's got this mystique

Rhysand: He's mysterious.

Rhysand: He doesn't look you in the eyes when he talks to you.

Feyre: That's not mystique. That's autism.

Rhysand: Okay.

Rhysand: That's true.

Rhysand: But... but it's hot.

[nebarious]

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

[acomaflove]

Rhysand and Azriel: *walk into the room laughing*

Feyre: SHHHHHH! You’ll wake the baby.

Rhysand, whispering: I thought Mor was babysitting Nyx tonight?

Feyre: She is.

Rhysand:

Feyre:

Azriel:

Rhysand, LOUDLY whispering: THEN WHO IS THE BABY?!?

Feyre: *points to Cassian passed out on the sofa*

Rhysand: You did not just refer to a 500+ year old war general as a BABY.

Feyre: Correction: An Illyrian Baby.

[emmitaaa4]

look me in the eyes and tell me this isnt cassian with azriel.

thats right you cant.