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katswave · 8 months ago
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*sighs* I should sleep
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nerdy-nook · 21 days ago
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James: You know she has some problems for sure but I think its important to just-
Nadia: She's also ugly!
Kinkade: Well, ok now I don't think that that was necessary...
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bluemantics · 4 months ago
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Lance, staring at Keith training: god. He thinks he’s hot shit defeating all those bots. Look at him, swinging his sword like he thinks he’s a samurai or something! And these flips are not necessary. I bet his ego is growing every time he beats a stupid drone and we are all just LETTING. IT. HAPPEN. Someone needs to kick his ass and show him he’s not all that!
Meanwhile, in Keith’s head: I wonder if Taco Bell still sells the Crunchwrap supreme. I hope we haven’t been away long enough that the Crunchwrap supreme is discontinued.
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lilcatastrophe · 3 months ago
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they are silly and they are back !! [y’all really seem to like these fsr, oh well i’m not complaining]
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ronihilator · 2 months ago
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have these been done before....
vld is taking over my brain
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coyotecavaleri · 9 months ago
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theocanhavemyheart · 3 months ago
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Shiro: And now for a gay update with Keith
Keith: Getting gayer.
Shiro: Thank you, Keith
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mushed-kid · 11 months ago
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voltron as textposts etc. 16!
(wow that’s a total of 161 of these, also you need to click on the pictures!!! @008luna008 i did your suggestion 😁❤️)
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salmoninzeeweed · 3 months ago
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Lance: I'd follow Keith to hell and back, but I kinda wish he'd stop going there.
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keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking
keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media
shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET
shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET
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shreayy · 4 months ago
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Keith: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Lance: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Keith: Holy moly-
Keith: Wow, they really hate us. Lance: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Keith: But we’re not gay, Lance. Lance: Keith: Lance: We’re not?
Lance: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Keith: …Have you never taken a shower before?
Lance: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Keith: That's great, Lance. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Lance: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Keith: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Lance: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Hunk: Hey, what have you two been up to? Pidge: We were helping Lance write their vows, but they kicked us out because Shiro was making inappropriate suggestions. Shiro: How is “Keith, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
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writtenbymylo · 6 months ago
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Lance: Do you have a bag I can borrow?
Keith: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Lance: Literally all you had to do was say no
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nerdy-nook · 19 days ago
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Voltron Characters as Things I Heard in the Mental Hospital
Hunk: What is a long-term crisis called?
Pidge: Screwed.
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Adam: What is your commitment to life?
Keith: Well I kinda wanna go to jail before I die.
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Lance: Yes ma'am.
Allura: Don't call me that.
Lance: Ok mommy.
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Shiro: What is a twink?
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*Giant whiteboard falls on top of Lance*
Pidge: Why didn't you move?!
Lance: My brain said I had five seconds to move so I decided to sit for four of them.
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bluemantics · 4 months ago
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Keith: Lance seems upset. What's wrong with him?
Hunk: aw, that's sweet of you to notice, dude! I think he's just a little low on self-esteem after today's training exercise.
Keith: I'll try to help
Hunk: omg. okay. well. good luck i guess?
Later....
Keith, walking very suddenly up to Lance in the common room: I heard you felt bad after training, Lance.
Lance: yeah man... here to rub it in?
Keith: no. I just wanted to tell you that you can be attractive sometimes, but only when you aren't trying too hard and being annoying as fuck.
Lance, confused, feeling both worse and better: ... ah?
Keith, inwardly: mission success. I'm really getting better at this friendship thing.
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lilcatastrophe · 7 months ago
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vld incorrect posts anyone ?
might just be bc i’m pretty sick rn but i found some of these stupidly funny, so here 😌
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starshineswirl · 3 months ago
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Keith sniffling and crying after a nightmare
Adam: wanna hear a secret?
Keith: o-okay
Adam (leaning in closer to whisper): takashi had an emo faze
Keith: :0
Shiro: :0
Adam: :)
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