#incorrect quotes shin megami tensei

[incorrect-smtiv-quotes]

I wanted to make this Flynn, but I decided Krishna fit better

[azazeltheundying]

Incorrect SMT Nocturne Quotes: Fiend Cup

Demi Fiend: What's that in your Fiend cup?

Mother Harlot: It's actually a wheatgrass ginger mixture. I was in the middle of a cleanse. Didn't know we'd be doing this Menorah thing, but I made a promise to my body. [sip] Ahhh...not great.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Nintendo Wins E3: the Memeining

[chromatic-fate]

Hi!

Thought I’d make a fun post now after the previous one, so have incorrect Persona 5 dialogue.

(Also, beware of typos and bad grammer)

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That last one is from a funny chatfic I’m reading and thought I’d share. For context; they’re explaining to Akechi and Yoshizawa what happened during  Stricker's/Scramble

[argonometra]

Naoki: I would have been scared shitless knowing these things were out there, about a lifetime ago.

[mister-e-muss]

Flynn: I don’t think we can Manipulate, Mansplain, Manwhore our way out of this one, boys.

Walter, drawing his sword: Manslaughter it is then.

Jonathan: Walter, No!

[thesoboro]

More. because i miss the gang every day + extra smtiva kids

pt.3

[true-shitpost-reincarnation]

Hallelujah: I killed him. I killed him.

Abe: No, you just shot him, OK, right?

Abe: [pulls out his own gun and shoots]

Abe: See that? I killed him.

[shamelessinnerbeast]

Me as a kid : I want to be like Cruella De Vil but I don’t want to skin dogs... but I’m totally okay with skinning people. What about A COAT MADE OUT OF HUMAN SKIN ???

Years later... me in awe in front of Sakahagi (Shin Megami Tensei Lucifer’s Call)

[incorrect-twerps-and-co]

No clue. Homeslice went bananacakes about it all of a sudden.

Goh, about Ash doing something stupid

[incorrectocquotations]

No clue. Homeslice went bananacakes about it all of a sudden…

Character A, about Character B doing something completely stupid

(submitted by oopsalldemons)

[incorrectp3]

Mitsuru: [Banging on Minato’s door] Minato! We need to go! Come out!

Minato: I’m gay!

Mitsuru: Not what I meant, but I support you!

[incorrectundertalequote]

“If you’re such hot shit, then crush this rock with your bare hands!” -Undyne to Frisk

[incorrectlolquotes]

kayle: halt!

ahri: uh, dost thou wishest to speaketh to me… est?

kayle: makeup is an indulgent creation of fallen angels. you would do best to avoid such frivolities.

ahri: …

kayle: also, you look like a tarted-up clown. try not to lay it on so thick next time.

[imstillapieceofcabage]

Yu:i just want someone to take me out

Naoto:like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Yu:surprise me

[argonometra]

Hikawa: So what you're saying is... (threateningly) if they disappeared, no one would notice.

Isamu: (completely oblivious) I mean, I'd pretend to care. I'd be like, "Oh no, where's Naoki and Chiaki?", but then I'd just go play video games or something.