xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

well I suppose you should be getting back there, I wouldn't want to keep you waiting. It should be just this way

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

shooting range.. what kind of things do you shoot?

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

Here you go. So, lost ghost, where is it that you're trying to find?

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

That was nice of me! Unfortunately I'm all out of beans, the ominous corvoids ate them, but I do have your mask, if you would like it back

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

Do I know your brother?

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

in my experience it tends to go the other way. The dead are more lost than the living

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

(There’s a neon green mask with purple and blue lightning bolts in the mailbox, a note attached that reads: “please bring my Lexi-con back”)

@lexi-conthekilljoy

Well, what have we here?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

its witchfucker wednesday 😈

well fuck me I guess.

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

...i think i'm ready to go back now. -@urfavouritecrash

okay

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

i love u all so much btw

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

I speak everything. *Gerald appears in fromt of you in a puff of purple smoke*

Where is my cat?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

I will ask him *sounds of distant meowing* Gerald says he likes vacation, but he also likes home

Where is my cat?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

He can come back if you would like. I did not think anyone was looking for him

Where is my cat?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

That could describe Gerald's current situation, yes

Where is my cat?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

I do not know what that word means

Where is my cat?

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

would this be a bad time to say i have the cat

Where is my cat?