xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

i apologise for barely being online lately im trying to spend less time on tumblr for the sake of my mental health, and also ive started watching dan and phil and that's kind of taken up all of my allocated wasting time on the internet hours

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

You may remain here as long as you like. If I were you I'd check the mailbox, people tend to post notes for their dead friends, and you never know you might find snacks.

So this is what comes next?

(The ghost of a small adult with long pink hair has arrived, seeming a tad mad but mostly amused)

@whiskey-kjrp

Oh hello!

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

If you would like to. Most people do. I find it strange how people prefer one state of existance do much over another.

So this is what comes next?

(The ghost of a small adult with long pink hair has arrived, seeming a tad mad but mostly amused)

@whiskey-kjrp

Oh hello!

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

I've been many things. Killjoys like to call me the Phoenix Witch.

So this is what comes next?

(The ghost of a small adult with long pink hair has arrived, seeming a tad mad but mostly amused)

@whiskey-kjrp

Oh hello!

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

You have bandages?

yes it's an important feature of my character design that my arms look like this.

my personal theory is that it's because all my skin was burned off in a fire but then i was reborn from the ashes as a magic desert spirit like a literal phoneix

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

Gnaws on your arm

You're gonna get my bandages soggy with your spit. I don't appreciate that. I might start growing mould.

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

that is one of the names you people like to call me

So this is what comes next?

(The ghost of a small adult with long pink hair has arrived, seeming a tad mad but mostly amused)

@whiskey-kjrp

Oh hello!

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

who do you think I am?

So this is what comes next?

(The ghost of a small adult with long pink hair has arrived, seeming a tad mad but mostly amused)

@whiskey-kjrp

Oh hello!

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

So this is what comes next?

(The ghost of a small adult with long pink hair has arrived, seeming a tad mad but mostly amused)

@whiskey-kjrp

Oh hello!

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

I quite agree. Anyway. I shall return you to the desert and wait by the mailbox.

hey i died by getting crushed by an anvil!! it's my first time in purgatory so this is pretty exciting!!!

Aren't you the one who posted that photo of me smoking zoneweed

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

Magic ravens eat everything!! They prefer the screams of tormented souls, but there's a distinct lack of that out here, and I don't like letting them go to Battery City.

hey i died by getting crushed by an anvil!! it's my first time in purgatory so this is pretty exciting!!!

Aren't you the one who posted that photo of me smoking zoneweed

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

Whenever you want, but only if you promise to send more beans. Im running low on snacks, and my ominous ravens get hungry.

hey i died by getting crushed by an anvil!! it's my first time in purgatory so this is pretty exciting!!!

Aren't you the one who posted that photo of me smoking zoneweed

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

I like beans. If I had a problem with someone I wouldn't ghost them because then they would end up here. With me. And I'd be stuck with them. You ever wonder why Party Poison is immortal?

hey i died by getting crushed by an anvil!! it's my first time in purgatory so this is pretty exciting!!!

Aren't you the one who posted that photo of me smoking zoneweed

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

all seeing unfortunately does not equal all remembering

hey i died by getting crushed by an anvil!! it's my first time in purgatory so this is pretty exciting!!!

Aren't you the one who posted that photo of me smoking zoneweed

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

hey i died by getting crushed by an anvil!! it's my first time in purgatory so this is pretty exciting!!!

Aren't you the one who posted that photo of me smoking zoneweed

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

Permission to put a doll in the mailbox for my stillborn baby?

You don't need my permission to do anything. I'm not God. And I'll make sure everything in the mailbox gets to it's intended recipient.

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

sounds fun, Good luck!!

*shows up with the ends on their hair still smoking*

Son of a BITCH! I knew he'd been lying about the fuse time, I swear when I get my hands on that no-good ...

Oh, hi

I guess this means I blew myself up doesn't it. Honestly, I'm amazed I managed it this long.

Is there any way you could send me back near the market in 3? There's a junker there that needs to learn a lesson on false advertising.

@sand-wyrm

So long as you don't send him here. I'm not mediating any more ghost wars.