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Hi, I'd like a matchup, but not the kind you usually do. This is more of a platonic thing. Hear me out.

Say I'm on the battlefield, staring down something big, dark, and ugly. Who do you recommend for me as a battle partner (old and/or new Champions)? In a fight, my preferred plan of attack is to go in fast and strike the weak points, which is probably my best option since I'm physically unimpressive. Which Champion do you think would give me the best support?

(I understand this may be a bit unorthodox, but what can I say? I like shaking things up every now and then)

I am cracking my knuckles with hype to respond to this. My first thought was that Revali was strong and fast, but a bit of further thinking had me reflect that he might be a bit too pompous to happily provide backup or support. [ See how he felt about Link] So instead I'm saying Teba. He's a father and a husband. He has love and care built into the workings of being a good dad; as such I could see him on the battlefield being a brilliant help to another who differs from his own strength. He has the speed, strength, and forethought to provide help exactly where it is needed for another on the battlefield. ~Mod Zelda

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Eden and I are all dressed up for a ballroom brawl!

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IM SO SORRY LMAOO

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Queen Elizant: We shall celebrate Team Snakemouth's victory in the ancient traditions of the Ant Kingdom!

Vi: We're gonna have a fucking rager?

Queen Elizant: We're going to have a fucking rager.

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Somebody gets it. 😌

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Don't you just hate it when you're looking up zodiac sign posts on this site, and all you get is just a bunch of people posting their character bios? Like, they're all going, "Hi! This is a bunch of info about me!" 😄, and you're just screeching, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I don't care!!! I'm not here for you, I just wanna know which zodiac signs go with each character from Heathers!!!" 😡

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Sonic Boom: (throws one of her hatchlings at Bad Juju) There's plenty more where that came out of, bitch!

Bad Juju: Nobody cares about those pussy turds you call babies!

Sonic Boom: Yeah, well, nobody cares about your fat, ugly kid!

Bad Juju: I care about my fat, ugly kid!

Sonic Boom: Then why in dick's fuck is he eating store brand chips?

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Kaos: (making a long-winded speech about how doomed the Skylanders are)

Hood Sickle: Is there a point to this? Are you dictating your fucking obituary to me, Kaos?

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Maki: Yin is sweet.

Vi: Is she?

Maki: Absolutely. Yin, call Vi the meanest thing you can think of off the top of your head.

Yin: F-fuckface.

Maki: That doesn't help my point at all, but she's still the sweetest, gentlest, most innocent one here.

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For Pride Month 2022, Six (bisexual) and Vanta (pansexual) are giving each other some sugar!

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Incorrect SMT Nocturne Quotes: Fiend Cup

Demi Fiend: What's that in your Fiend cup?

Mother Harlot: It's actually a wheatgrass ginger mixture. I was in the middle of a cleanse. Didn't know we'd be doing this Menorah thing, but I made a promise to my body. [sip] Ahhh...not great.

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mods, what do you personally headcanon the kirby characters zodiac signs?

i’m doing only their sun signs sfsdfsdfs

kirby: aries

bandee: cancer

dedede: aries

metakni: aries

rick: taurus

kine: libra

coo: virgo

gooey: gemini

marx: leo

nago: cancer

chuchu: pisces

pitch: aquarius

adeleine: pisces

ribbon: aquarius

dark metakni: aries

daroach: saggitarius

magolor: aquarius

taranza: virgo

susie: capricorn

francisca: virgo

flamberge: aries

zan partizanne: scorpio

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Ah, shit.

"I AM A SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF!"

in space with markiplier, an existential horror comedy 

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My personal favorite?

"Were you really worried that I was gonna mix in a FULLY CONSTRUCTED PIE SHELL into this?! I'm a fool, not an idiot."

The first time I watched that, I nearly threw up my back laughing.

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone