#incorrect bug fables quotes

[incorrect-bugfables-quotes]

Leif: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Vi, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

[dat-is-i]

leif and rei are the same character and you cannot convince me otherwise

[the-jnadf-man]

I could not bloody find an image of their house without them already in it. So I made my own.

So that's why the area to the left of the bed looks a bit off.

[erijuice]

Vers: Hooligans, what do we do when we get caught?

Zeek: Hard parkour?

Ollie: Dress up as ladies and blame the theft on another bug?

Zeek: Ollie, that's not even a good answer. You're so soft.

Vers: Actually... that's not a bad idea.

Zeek: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIO-

[autistic-bunny]

Kabbu: But what about Leif? Vi: Don't worry about them. Vi: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

[yakkitylylac]

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Come on, Mary, helping others is its own reward.

Mary: It’s really, really not. 

[sztefa001]

Stuff Leif could say

Bug Fables spoilers ahead (Leif's Request)

"Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day."

"I AM NO BUG" - said after the bad guy says no bug can kill them

"Face it, you can't kill me in a way that matters" - about to be "killed" by a bad guy

[mbscomp16]

Incorrect quotes generator with a Bug Fables/Grounded crossover (Also free advertising for the fanfic on A03: Grounded in Bugaria muhahahaha)

[bug-fables-incorrect-quotes]

Introduction

This blog has come into existence because we kept coming up with funny incorrect quotes w/ bug fables characters, and we decided we might at well release them into the wild [along with the occasional headcanon]

Blog Admins [pronoun pages are linked]

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Blog Tags [ Subject to change ]

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Ships to expect

Leif/Zasp

Kabbu/Leif

Kabbu/Neo

[incorrect-bugfables-quotes]

Zasp: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Kabbu: AS ENEMIES?!

Zasp:

[toughaqua777]

Incorrect Bug Fables Quotes (because why not?)

NOTE: People have made a picture/comic for some of these quotes already but I wanted to put them here anyway. Also, the final quote contains spoilers!

Vi, probably: Unfortunately for everybody, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Kabbu: Should we...do something?

Leif: Just give her a minute.

Vi: *pulling on a door with a very obvious PUSH sign*

-

Kabbu, hoarsely: I think I’m losing my voice.

Vi: Hah! That means you can’t scold me anymore!

-Later-

Vi: ...okay, so it turns out Kabbu is a lot scarier when he’s quiet.

-

Kabbu: We’re flunked! Totally fudged! We are absolutely fickled!

Vi: Listen, if you can’t say fuck just say we’re doomed.

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Mothiva: How’s it feel to be the worst explorer ever?

Vi: Shuddup, your mama buys you Mega Blox instead of Legos.

Mothiva: You fucking take that back—

-

Leif: We’re cold.

Kabbu: You’re always cold.

Kabbu: But I’ll be damned if you aren’t my friend.

-

Mothiva: Hey, how yo-

Chompy: RaRrWrEaRrWwAaRr...

Mothiva: *Unholy shriek* GET YOUR FUCKING CHOMPER, BITCH!

Leif: She don’t bite.

Mothiva: YES IT DO!

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Leif: Hello. *stares at his wrist where there is clearly not a watch* It is currently half past we don’t give a fuck.

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Kabbu: We’re not here to steal things, Vi.

Vi: Why not? We already stole Leif from that spider.

Leif: Hey guys.

Kabbu: No, we didn’t! Leif is a free moth, he can do whatever he wants!

Leif: We want to steal.

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Leif: Y’know, Vi, if you ever want to talk about your feelings, we’re here to listen.

Vi: No thanks, I’m good!

Kabbu: I do!

Leif: We know, Kabbu.

Kabbu: I’m sad.

Leif: We know, Kabbu.

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Kabbu: THAT’S IT, VI!! You’re in time-out! Get on top of the roof!!

Vi: *climbing onto the green mushroom to the top* This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Mothiva: *holding a pistol somehow* Tell me the name of god, you fungal piece of shit.

Leif: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within us is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill us in a way that matters.

Mothiva: *tearing up & cocking the gun* I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!!

Vi: Hey, Leif? What the FUCK does that mean?

Leif: Decay exists as an extant form of life.

Kabbu: That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day.

[the-jnadf-man]

Okay so you all seemed to think the last one was really funny.

I don't really get it but hey here's another one I guess.

[erijuice]

Kabbu: So when were you hatched?

Maggie: Again, it's not a hatching thing, it's live birth, without the egg.

Vi: But that makes no sense, WHERE'S THE EGG??

Maggie: That's my point, you don't need to be hatched from an egg when you're a giant. We never do.

Leif: ...Being a giant does sound weird.

[autistic-bunny]

Vi: *sneaking in through their window* Kabbu: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Vi: I was with Leif? Leif: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[seafoam-apocrita]

It seems like something he'd say, but... I guess there's exceptions.