#incorrect quotes pentagon

[accelactor]

Just imagine if Peter ever gets to be a teacher

Peter: I want to thank my dad for who I am today.

Charles: But isn’t he absent for most of your life?

Peter: That’s why I thank him.

[incorrectplanet]

zhang hao: *sneezes*

sung hanbin: bless you

hao: i’m already blessed every minute i spend with you

hanbin: hao

hao: hanbin

hoetaek: hoetaek

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Charlie Morningstar: VAGGIE! TURN THE TV ON! ANY CHANNEL! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGRAM!

[incorrect-pentagon]

Kino: I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair Wooseok: Wig snatched Jinho: Millennias of language interpretation have culminated in this

[lilyrennifer]

Kino: Hello! It is I, your favorite person! 🥰

Wooseok: Actually, Jinho hyung 😍 is my favorite.

Kino: Okay then. Hello! It is I, that ✨bitch!✨

[random-incorrect-things]

Wooseok: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Shinwon: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

[starsabovethesun]

Some Incorrect Quotes

Kai: Cole and I are adopting a kid.

Jay, not paying attention: That's co-

Kai, slamming the adoption papers on the table: It's you, now sign here.

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Jay: *screams *

Kai: * screams louder *

Zane, looking around: Should we stop them?

Nya, eating popcorn: Nah, I wanna see who wins.

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Zane: Jay, why is there a pentagon on the floor?

Jay: You told me to satanize the Monastery before you got back.

Zane: ...

Zane: I said sanitize, Jay-

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Kai: Get in the box.

Zane: Why do I nee-

Cole: Jay wants the love of his life for Christmas, now get in the box!

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Wu: *dies*

Pixal: Does anyone here have medical training?

Cole: I'm a DJ

Nya: I resell knives

Kai: I use she/they

Lloyd: I'm looking for therapy

Jay: I put milk before cereal

Zane: All of the above. In that order.

[redrapscalian]

For Everyone New to Batfam Fandom

Do all the Robins in fanart look identical to you? Here's how to tell your BatBoys apart:

Dick Grayson: First Robin, oldest. Anything talking about "big brother moment/vibes/energy" is likely Dick. In the height lineup he is second tallest, and his hair has a little swoop off to the side. In incorrect quotes and art he's generally a soft "big bro" character and "innocent" (everyone knows he isn't and it's kind of a meme at this point). Is he wearing blue? Doing gymnastics? Wearing the Nightwing suit? Have a blue speech bubble/text? Blue character line art? Dick Grayson. In his early Robin days he had the least amount of pants.

Jason Todd: Second Robin, second oldest. He's the big boy, the tallest one, absolute tank of a man. He's usually drawn with a white streak in his hair and a bit gruff/scraggly looking. Angy. He's also known as Red Hood/The Red Hood and wears a- you guessed it- full-face red mask. "Has gun" is a staple in a lot of his art. While the other Robins carry staffs, swords, and various bomb weapons, Jason actually invested in a firearm. His fandom-assigned colour is red, so red text, line art, and speech bubbles is Jason. His early Robin suit has slightly more pants than Dick got, but they're still in briefs territory.

Tim Drake: Third Robin, he actually got pants with his robin suit. Depending on the art, he's usually drawn with a sort of crew-cut hairstyle or curtain middle part. Typically drawn as a teenager/younger adult, and third in the height order. Does he look like a little nerd? That's because he is, that's Tim for 'ya. Is the Robin hopelessly sleep deprived, chugging cups of coffee, or hacking the pentagon? Tim Drake! Tim's colour is typically yellow, so text, speech bubbles, etc, you get the idea.

Stephanie Brown: Fourth Robin. The girl one. But seriously, she's blonde, generally a positive influence in art, but is a wild card for all intents and purposes. She's special in that people use her presence in incorrect quotes and art to be either peacekeeping and an angel or a complete agent of chaos, and it can flip flop either way. I've seen her colour be pink, baby blue, and a few other colours. Wears a pretty typical Robin suit.

Damien Wayne: Fifth Robin, Batman's biological son. He's the youngest and smallest, drawn with darker skin and usually short, neat hair. Says "father" instead of dad and talks very formally. Typically a rabid child in most fanart, he wields two swords and is seen threatening violence upon his brothers in art and incorrect quotes. Loves animals and is sometimes drawn with his dog. His Robin suit is mostly black with some yellow highlights, and his domino mask is green instead of black like the other Robins. His colour is green, so green text bubbles, line art, and text are probably Damien.

[ihopeineverloseyou19]

unrelated to jemily, but what did you think of elle? i liked her and i kinda miss her (lowkey more than gideon). i just hit the part in my rewatch where the pentagon or whatever steals JJ away and it got me kinda wishing we could see elle and emily interact, even though emily is her replacement lol

It would have been soo soo cool to watch them interact, I always end up laughing wherever I come across incorrect quotes of the team, but more so when Elle or Emily are mentioned, they truly are a partnership I've enjoyed watching if it would have happened. A dream come true..

[l0nelyboyy]

okay guys so guess who may have a genderbent teenage batspider au.......

the gist of it is that our spider woman ( socks parker ) was a hero in 1982 and died, but then got revived by just..magic ( yes like jason todd im unoriginal ) in the year 2006 and got found by our batwoman ( jecka wayne ) and they're totally not in a weird love pentagon w superwoman ( kathy kent ), wonderboy ( percy prince ), and catboy ( lian kyle ).........

guys pls listen to my rants i have so many incorrect quotes w these sillies

[ptg-neecorrect]

wooseok: fuck

hongseok: WHAT?

wooseok: frick

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: shit, the doors locked, we're totally gonna be late to the movie!

Tony: No we won't, this is the back entrance Pete, it's gonna be difficult to get in

Peter: Why couldn't we just go in the front doors?

Tony: Peter, what do you think will happen if people see Ironman walking through the front doors?

Peter: right got it. So how do we get in

Tony: I'll just blast the doors down

Peter: NO! You can't do that Tony! That's damage of public property!

Tony: You got a better idea? Come one then! Let's hear it!

Peter:  We can put on those helmets and jackets and grab that ladder!

Tony: and how is that gonna get us in!?

Peter: You can get in anywhere with a ladder!

Tony: PETER! That may work to get into the movies! But it DOES NOT get us into the FUCKING PENTAGON!

Peter: WELL I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREAK INTO THE PENTAGON! I ONLY KNOW HOW TO GET INTO THE MOVIES FOR FREE!

Tony: OH!? SO YOUR A CRIMINAL NOW!?

Peter: IM POOR! I HAD TO SNEAK INTO THE BACK TO WATCH THE GOOD MOVIES!

Steve: do you think we should stop them?

Nat: Nah, this is too good. Way better than that movie we were all gonna catch after

[incorrect-pentagon]

Hui: not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

[lilyrennifer]

Wooseok: *Sneezes* 🤧

Jinho: Bless you!

Wooseok: I’m already blessed every minute I spend with you! 🥰

Jinho: Wooseok! 🥹

Wooseok: Jinho hyung! 🥹

Hui: Hui. 😐

[spacepanda7]

Suki, introducing herself: Hi! I'm Suki, leader of the Kyoshi Warriors.

Suki: This is my boyfriend Sokka.

Suki: And that is Sokka's boyfriend Zuko.

Suki: And that is Zuko's girlfriend Mai.

Suki: And that is Mai's girlfriend Ty Lee.

Suki: Nice to meet you!

[incorrect-tripleh-kpop]

Hyojong: What if I don’t have a soulmate because I have no soul

Hui: Dude, Hyuna only went to the bathroom, calm down-