#incorrect quotes from marching band

[ahopelessromanticwriter]

i have another mb list

note: adam is the drill director, cole is the music director, jon is the pt instructer, carly is drum major :)

theres lots of swearing, sex jokes and crude humor, read at your on risk.

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"ref femington" "f remington?"

"do u think mr gessel is here" "mr gaslight??"

"carly ur killing it as drum slayjer"

"onest"

"i come from a drum major growing farm" "did you grow on a tree" "i did"

"i am going to get humoungus shoulder bones"

"why are tou fingering my trumpet"

"do what i say not as i mean" "waot no"

"brain brain brain brain says yes i can okay"

*cries in reed wall*

"i got a dimple bc i got hit by a truck"

"blessinfs of the flying spagetri monster"

"do the rhing"

"nate was like i talked to Micheal after we stopped being friends bc he didnt choose jazz"

"dick and balls"-mason

"it looks like a jail"

"by the double doors-" "dumbledore??"

"where the fuck did my phon-" "WOAH THERE." "on the stage?" "watch ur fuxking mouth"

"grant cant be rushing the trumpets to the field while toris takin a smoke break"

"colby does my music inside my bell look sexy" "hot"

"kachow?" "KACHIGGA"

"was bernie sanders in dci"

"do as i mean not as i say"

"if you summon a demon you must make thrm a sandwich" "im wanna be a demon so people make me sandwiches"

"EAT FOOD OR I WILL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT ANYWAYS"

*metranome noises*

/uh/ "tqkes me back" "wHAT" "STORYTIME?!"

"in the beginning, there was cole lobdell"

"are we not allowed to have fun" "AbsoLuT lY nOt"

*nods to george laying dead on the ground* "he does that a lot, doesnt he?" *nods*

"mellos stop showing off"

"stab wm like oj" "alledegy"

"are you dancing to the abulance siren-"

"you guys are starting to sound like a decent mb" "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*look9ng at uneven lines* "those lines are straighter then me"

"was that dupposed to be british sxottish or Australian?" "good question"

"theyre both boring" "exCusE mE dId yOu jUst dIreSpEct oUr nAtIonAl aNtHem"

"we need to slay harder" ".. yes that"

"why do drugs when sprinkles"

"i hope that you achieve your wildest dreams neighbor"

"jon is mean sometimes neighbor" "jon is really a terrible person neighbkr"

"ill venmo you my soul"

*cries in hardware store*

"i want to kiss a woman" /whispering/ "yea"

"you cant be late if adam isnt out here before you are" "that is a correct statement"

"aAron" "what" "shut up" "no i will die on thr british hill"

"oh blimey its adam"

"oh poppycock its the razzers"

"wer we gonna slat the whole way" "mercilessly slaighter"

"slay target queen adam" "target princess"

"forkcus- oo forkus- FOCUS"

"/chucks shoes across the field to show a better demo/"

"you better slay bitches"

"can we talk for a minute abt the strange journey of the word dope-"

"we should build a wall and make jazz 1 pay for it"

"im gonna need an algebraic expression for ur straightness"

"the queen is being reincarnated as trisha payatas kid"

"i am sorry for bringing the vibe down"

"#slaying"

"wait yOU ARENT STRAIGHT?"

"is that gonna be a slack channel-"

"bring the beat in" "ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ"

"we are taking the hypetrain to slaytown"

"phillip the metranome boi"

/addy with a sousa/ "colby do you think it fits me?" *aggressively shakes head no*

*aggressively yell counts* "how do you guys FEEL"

"do you like men or do you like women" "yes. /silence/ wAIT-"

"#do not drag #slay #swag"

"im sure its important info but youre hearing THE SOURCE"

"im sorry i neglected you" "remember when cole neglected us? pfft. loser."

"shes giving dead but shell alwats serve; june, probably"

"and without further adue the hmb present the national anthem" "from memory" "from memory" "with skyrim"

/skyrim ambiance/

"that is not a joke it is just straight facts"

"did you feel good abt listening to us ballade"

"im not even white lying" "are you saying youve done that before"

"see if we shame them enough shame becomes fear"

"cheese grater 2.0!"

"mom alex is being kinky"

"you are only half a woman"

"see so i have a kink for men and /blank/ has a kink for women" "it cancels out"

"see so i dont like children and i dont like sex so no more sex no more sex no more sex"

"i want to get mentally better so men can hit on me so i can get mentallt better"

"i dOnT hAvE thEm dAnG proNounS iM an AmerIcAn"

"i forgor my pronouns"

"ladies lads and non binary chads"

"oh by the way /blank/ im sexist now" "nice"

"hi im sexost" "gello felloe sexist"

"sarah i dont think ive ever heard you say smth as relatable as "im going to eat smth flr my mental health""

"a wood made of reed" /couple seconds/ "wAIT-"

"just march brass and then youll never have that problem" "respectfully no."

"not to be political or anything but honosexual... is kinda gay" "woah"

"activate yoyr slat switch"

"trumpets" /dramatic pause/ dayummmmm"

"colby do you agree that john loves balls"

"if i see another person climb a fence i will be a very sad boi"

"learning the rest of the salad'

"loop doop doopity loop doop"

"well /pause/ if the sparkplug fits"

"colby did you like my trill" "i was not... mentally prepared for it"

"wait no it was a del taco" "fre sha vac a do"

"i am not touchin yalls sweaty ass hands'

"/takes addys hand/ /knees down/ "queen? /gasp/ /sniffle/ i do" /arron plays the beginnings of careless whisper/

/in the middle of a rep/ "FUCK"

"what the absolute fuck is that every time i look over here you two are doing whatever thr goddamn fuck that is what even-"

"so like vocal ideA: snares sing the first verse of i am a gummy bear. like i think its actually a really good idea"

"that was very intimate" "uH *confused straight noises*"

"sarahs just laughing at us"

"like cockwork" "tee hee"

"aldom"

"remy!" "yea?" "you have been promoted to stick boi"

"me when split squat"

"START AT T OKAY ONE TWO SPILL THR TEA"

"tue ghost of george was playing a beat early"

"tenors one of yoy is coming in early" "YEAH GEORGE" /george is not there/

"adam hancock is draco malfoy" "POTTAH-"

"I LOVE FB" "MEN" "I LOVE MEN" "T E S T O S T E R O N E "

/dutdut dah daht/ "sports"

"they locked us out of the school :("

*plays careless whisper really loud and scream sings half of the lyrics over loud band noises*

*spontaneously plays half of 7 nation army with only bass line as an entire band*

"sorry me and cole have like 0 brain cells combined-"

"nobody leaves until weve falcon prided"

"ate my grandma ans call my daddy oat lawd"

"i beg of thee to pls unlock thy band room door"

"guys omg were still winning"

"prep step on god"

"imagine flirting with the drumline" "imagine not flirting with the drum line"

"bloody stumps on the yard line"

"you ever just look at drum line and are like w o a h" "are you calling me sexy" "i mean-" "I MEAN-C

"thanks queen" /over speaker/ "hashtag slay"

"yo team that was hashtag slay"

"are they really homies if you dont kiss rgem goodnight"

"band ten slay"

"if you do that i will be sad boi hours"

"see im supposed to give all my organs to carly but you can have my balls"

"shhhh i like phillips legs"

"where did stick boi go he forgor his stic"

"not only will i go against your wishes i will go thr complete opposite direction"

"talk less!" "...smile more" "dont let them know ehat your against or what your for?" "you cant be serious" "you wanna get ahead?" "yea" "fools who run their mouthes off wind up dead" "STOP QUOTING HAMILTON"

"if you dont stop i will slay you with a spear"

"I A M F I R S T" /but said like i am spartus/

"jesus christ-" "you called?"

"i have a social life during marching band"

/gasp/ "adam!" /gasp/ "aADAM"

"mw when fruity"

"bro im goung on the second bus"

"WAIT IS YOUR VOCAL BAD ROMANCE WAIT"

"adams head just swung open and out popped out colby thr drum major so no he did not grow on a tree"

"oh dear the contible you must find yourself a place to hide"

"you blew my wig off"

"i need a will to live" "same i think theyre 23 cents at 7/11"

"ngl i didnt see that correctly and i thought colby and jon were holsing hands"

"its like a bunch of bb birds" ..kinda gross lowkey"

"you can decline but idk why you would liek honestly get ur life together"

"hey bandits c:"

"its a conga line" "but like an intimate conga line"

"jack you look- .. i was gonn say hot but im nkt sure if thatd allowed"

*sad band hours*

"yo that was cRISPY"

"a little curvy is okay" "a little,,, fruity,,, if you will "

"guys their show is twitter" "that is an interesting show name"

"YO THEY MADE A TRIANGLE I LOVE TRIANGLES" "personally i like potatoes"

"i think we should have a band get to tegther where tougrt kicked out if you dont make xomments on everything"

"guys at the end of the show you should light me on fire" "like in a cute way"

"I REQUIRE MEN"

"cole do you feel at home in the choas kf marching band" "yea 😌"

"you ever just throw a colby in ur carly"

"ill be the colby to your carly"

"drunk driving best driving'

"work harder, not smarter"

"sax section vocab section"

"sax section smoking section" "sax section SOBER SECTION"

"gay eighth notes"

"sax section consenual sex section"

"mr lobdell do you want to babysit adams kids"

"cwrly whar are you doung to natilias hands" "shes gently caressing them"

"have them make it into a jif and send it to you" "its gif" "i will fight you"

"I am first" "i will slay you with a spear"

"thr whole band is in a polygamous relationship"

"-my man tights-"

"we should go back to confederacy and the whole bus goes WOAHHHGG-"

/walks up/ "perry the platypus is a slut" /walks away/

/during a band performance/ /several peopl/ "CIRCLE DRILL???"

"bro look at those sexy feet theyre so in time"

"yo why is the sun on dark mode"

"i got shaken baby sydrom for real"

"i strongly suggest that all of you go sit in thr bus snd take a nap"

"that was a certified my bad"

"sup baby gender"

"top of the toe"

"when i grow up i wanna have a kid and name him georg" "name him what"

"bro you just got tondID"

"badasslesauce"

"heres an idea: bring edibles" "W O A H T H E E R E "

"cosmic brownies are crack cocoaine"

"anything for the good of the order?" "slay" "actually slaying is against the law"

"when she puts the 7th over the 5th uts just really heartwrenching, it is"

"two dollars for any coffee at mcdonalds were gonna get liIiiIiiTtt"

"girl is he rich thats the real question men objectify us so we should o jectify them"

"slay bitch"

"miss slayness-"

"bro i slayed in 78 better then anyone slayed in 84"

"flip phone is the new asians"

"we should kiss" /silence/ "no response?"

"she made fun of dom- which is respectable but-"

"i think i would understand you better if you were speaking spanish" "you would understand me if i was a lesbian"

"stab it like ceaser" "allegedly"

"adam can we go fraterinize with the other tubas"

"DO IT AND ILL LEAK THE OLD SPICE"

"sex more like cringe stay virgin boys"

"do you like meaty balls" "OH YEAH"

"SHUT UP GIANNA NO ONE ASKED YOU"

"you look like kurt coban if kurt coban was logan"

"its cold but its like crisp.... newbury"

"i just sucked up all of laurens diseases- do you have aids?"

"yo wheres the candy id like to accept candy from strangers"

"im gonna go home and- make out with my mom"

"SARAH SHUT YOUR BALLS"

"sax section jiggity section"

"noah for person"

"so we like draft people for mb-"

"step one: kindly ask them to stop. step two: curse at them. step three-" "hold on can we go back to step 2 i like step 2-"

"mason how do you like your men" "logan" /blows kiss/

"im cold" "hi cold im logan"

"and you all slay with logan"

"ash stop gently caressing me with a leaf"

"now you have a little leaf hat :D" -tori

"what does period blood taste like like would it taste different"

"saxes!!!!! sexiessss!!"

"sax section make out section"

"sax section sex saxtion"

"STICK BOI WHERE ARE OUR STICKS"

"i got out cuz i wanted to kiss grant"

"we should go get milk ans then we should go to lexs house and make out"

"im sorry i spaced out and heard sneaking out and doung drugs"

"no mom i swear im not sneaking out and doing drugs im going to a jazz festival"

"if that does not work, Joshua quintana's feet would be a suitable replacement"

"sax section toris section"

"max" "doo do do doo do doooo" "jUsT sAY hERe"

"what was discontinued?" "ur mom" "OOOOHHHHHHH"

"when you tell someone ur having a baby ur badically telling them IM HAVINF SWX EVERY DAY" "im sorry what"

"what are yoy high on" "ur mom" "you look like someone whod be high on their mom"

"sax section sleepover section"

"sax section geocash section"

"idk maybe i have foodborne illness disease on my hands" "that sentence made 0 sense"

"color gaurd obama be like lemme be gear"

"attendence obama: let ne be here'

"gay obama: let me be queer"

"DATE MICHELLE OBAMA"

"ur literally just making out with her leg"

"sax section cuddle section"

"bAcK in My dAy we dIdNit nOne oF thEm daGnAb PrnoUns"

"up two boogaloo-"

"ill give you both 5 bucks if you kiss rn"

"we might not be thr bret band vut we will always be the most radioactive band"

"yknow with all the singing you guys do during marching band youd think youd be better at it-"

"love at first kiss"

"mr lobdell really said i support the gays"

"have you seen logan shirtless hes a mermaid"

"what is up my original gangster"

"jesus was homosexual"

"the hdmi is powered by love"

"check that you are connected to the correct wifi w t f mates"

"hes a google fanboi"

"POW right in the kisser"

[jade-gemstone]

To expand upon the drdt marching band au (this post) I made a few months ago, here's some incorrect quotes based on real things said in my marching band.

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Eden: *Almost sits on a Tuba*

MonoTV: There you go again, sitting on Tubas!

MonoTV: Those mellophones. David taught them all how to do that.

David: *Puts hands up defensively*

MonoTV: It's what he does. You know, when he's not gambling.

David: *Flabbergasted and shocked motions*

MonoTV: He's a high roller, a card shark. He can shoot a mean game of pool.

David: *Nods of agreement.*

MonoTV: Did I do it? Did I get all the jokes?

Xander, under his breath: They forgot about the tax fraud...

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*Before a contest.*

David: Alright gang, let's huddle.

David: What are we thinking about right now?

Arei: Titties!

Whit: Cum!

David: I- okay, what about you Eden?

Eden: ...

Eden: Titties also.

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Veronika: Hey Hu-! Oh, you're not Hu... you're Min!

Min: Oh, sorry.

Veronika: You guys kind of look the same from the back. If I'm not thinking.

Min: I guess, long hair and all.

Veronika: You are the superior double. Kill her and take her place!

Min: ...huh?

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J: Hey guys, I don't think this dot is right.

Charles: Yeah? Well you're gay.

J: That's not an insult. That's true.

Arturo: Alright then. You're a woman.

J: Okay, that's also not an insult but it's not even true.

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Ace: Stop acting like you're my dad!

Levi: I'm not your dad. I'm your manager.

Ace: What?

Levi: You need to be managed.

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Rose: Yeah, Nico's kind of weirded out by everyone else right now.

Eden: Really? And I tried so hard to be welcoming to them...

Rose: Yeah, they said this weird girl kept smiling at them and trying to shake their hand.

Eden: ...

[mugzymiik]

HELLO THERE i wasnt able to make anything special for halloween sadly bc i got busy :(

have tpc incorrect quotes as compensation/hj

(i added one or two of my ocs just for the funsies)

Cyan: Apparently ‘double stuffed’ oreos only contain 1.87 times the stuffing of regular oreos...

Gold: Round that up. 

Cyan: 1.9

Gold: Round it up another time. 

Cyan: 1.9 

Gold: Another time. 

Cyan: 1.9 

Gold: Could you PLEASE round it up for me just ONE MORE TIME, Cyan.

Cyan: 1.9 

Orange: And that concludes our rounding of oreos. 

Tsavorite: oreos are already round

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Tsavorite: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen!

Orange: That’s a fucking snake

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Cube: HELP! I’M DROWNING!

Lythorus: Chill. We’re only in five and a half feet of water, Cube.

Cube: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL, LYTHORUS!

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Iris: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.

Tsavorite: -Incoherent mumbling-

Iris: Huh?

Orange: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo…

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Gold: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Pyrare: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Heli: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Cyan, on a random band name generator: Ooh! “They Might Be Depressed Horses”! That about sums up our entire group.

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Marcle: Hello, McDonald's. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Pentellow: Where’s Tsavorite?

Orange: Around

Pentellow: "Around"?

Orange: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Tsavorite, dropping down from above: Did any of you guys know there’s a space above the ceiling?!

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Lythorus: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?

Cubic: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.

Cube: A bagel.

Cubic: NO!

Cube: Two bagels.

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Tsavorite: In my defense, I was left unsupervised!

Iris: Wasn’t Orange with you, though??

Orange: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Tsavorite: -Floating out, disappointed after visiting an aquarium-

Orange: Tsav, what did you THINK a tiger shark was?!

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Tsavorite: But that place is haunted…!

Orange: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!

Tsavorite, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!

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Cube: What can therapy do for me that screaming in the bathroom for 30 minutes can’t?

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Lythorus: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Gold: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

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Cyan: So, Gold, I've been thinking–

Gold: That's pretty dangerous for you.

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Quintagon: Hexagram, how do you feel about lifting heavy things? 

Hexagram: My doctor just said I should avoid– 

Quintagon: Being a wuss? I agree.

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Dub: -On the phone- (About Lycanthropy) Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Dub: Anyways, you said Cyanide is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Beau: Sorry, who are you?

Cubic: Oh, I’m Cubic

Beau: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from Cube…

Cubic: Are you his friend or some shit??

Beau: No.

Beau: I’m his therapist.

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Orange: It’s a little funny how well you and Gold get along… Didn’t he hate you at first?

Tsavorite: Gold hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people!

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Pyrare: -Winks for some reason-

Iris, Cube and Pentellow, holding up crosses: -SCREAMING-

[macamellow]

marshmallow cookie: good morning macaron! LOVE what you did with the tulips.

marshmallow cookie: (under her breath) fucking bitch.

[no-reply95]

I was scrolling through the Beatles topic on Twitter the other day and came across a tweet from Mark Lewisohn referring to a talk he’d given to the Fab4cast podcast on the Get Back sessions and Spring period of 1969. I assumed that it was a recent talk so I gave it a listen but the talk is actually from 2019.

I tend to find Lewisohn’s podcast interviews to be very interesting. He’s obviously got decades worth of Beatle knowledge stored up so you’re almost guaranteed to learn something new or hear an anecdote that you’ve never heard before but more than the factoids he’s accumulated over the years I find his interpretations of the band extremely telling.

The part of the conversation that really caught my attention was when the podcast hosts brought up the fact that John and Paul’s weddings were really close together and wondered if the two events were connected in any way, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this probably got the biggest reaction out of Lewisohn, the main points of the exchange are outlined below (time stamp 47:12)

Host: “Well also in this period there are two events, the marriages of John and Paul, within 8 days of each other… I read that John wanted to marry on the 14th, two days after Paul’s wedding but couldn’t do it because of legal issues, how much was his [marriage] a response to Paul’s marriage do you think?”

Lewisohn: “I’ve read that people say that it was but never heard John say that it was so there’s no validity to those claims they’re just people assuming that John didn’t want to be outdone by Paul… that’s the kind of writing that annoys me because it becomes part of the fact and it’s some writer thinking that’s what it probably was… Unless someone out there can find a Lennon quote in which he actually says it in which case I stand corrected and I’ll be very happy to do so”

There’s a lot going on in these quotes so I’m gonna break down my thoughts on this further:

The illusion of John’s honesty

What Lewisohn displays here is something I believe is pretty common within the Beatles’ authorship. I believe in Revolution In The Head Ian McDonald referred to John as “truth” and Paul as “beauty” and I think a lot of writers do tend to assign those attributes consistently to John and Paul. Reading (or listening) to the Lennon Remembers interview now, it’s hard to believe at one stage people took what John was saying as fact and never even questioned whether there were emotions or agenda behind what he was saying, despite the contradictions (“Me and Paul stopped writing together in 1962” vs “Me and Paul worked really closely together on Sgt. Pepper”) and because John was so charismatic and would speak openly in interviews and to people he knew about both the good and bad in his life I think people, and in this case Lewisohn, assume that John told us everything of note that happened in his life, which I don’t think is a realistic expectation of anyone, let alone someone as famous as John. I think it’s problematic to take John’s or anyone else’s words, especially when they’re said in public, as the gospel truth because everyone has an agenda and John was no different. I also think it’s unrealistic to believe that John would ever announce that the reason he and Yoko got married when they did was in any way connected to Paul, that would have sullied the sanctity of “John and Yoko TM”, I mean, how can you be the greatest love story ever if the reason you decided to get married was because your musical partner who you may have unresolved romantic feelings for got married? I don’t think John would publicly embarrass Yoko like that or risk undermining the strength of the brand he was trying to create with his new relationship by admitting that Paul’s marriage spurred them on. That Lewisohn is apparently holding out for a lost interview of John stating that Paul was involved in the timing of his marriage to Yoko just sounds pretty far fetched to me.

The timing of John’s wedding in relation to his and Yoko’s divorces

As discussed in this podcast, Paul and Linda got married (pretty unexpectedly I believe) on 12 March 1969 and John and Yoko got married 8 days later (and apparently they wanted it to be sooner) on 20 March 1969. Aside from the extremely close proximity of John and Paul’s weddings it should be noted that John’s divorce from Cynthia was finalised in November 1968 and Yoko’s from Tony Cox was finalised in January 1969.

So why am I bringing up John and Yoko’s divorces? Because it meant that they were free to marry each other from January 1969, there was no longer a legal issue preventing them and if John’s bursting out in song about it, you would assume that they would have started planning their wedding ASAP… but curiously they didn’t. How do we know John and Yoko weren’t planning a wedding before Paul married Linda? Because once Paul was married John and Yoko started scrambling to get married ASAP, suddenly there was a rush and need to be married that hadn’t existed before, John suddenly wanted to marry Yoko on a ferry but they couldn’t be married there, then John wanted to marry Yoko in Paris but they needed to be resident in Paris for a period of time before they could get married there so eventually they settled on Gibraltar as they could get married there at short notice. Clearly there was a sudden need for John and Yoko to get married that didn’t materialise until around March 1969, am I and countless other people (including Paul himself) crazy for assuming that Paul’s wedding impacted John’s sudden desperate need to be married? If it wasn’t Paul’s wedding, what was it?

Authorial interpretation and assumptions

I’m really fascinated by the visceral reaction Lewisohn had to just the suggestion that the timing of John and Yoko’s wedding was connected to Paul and Linda’s. For Lewisohn to state it annoys him was pretty shocking to me because, given what is publicly known about this period and the lack of any other logical reason for John and Yoko’s wedding to be so close to Paul’s and Linda’s, I don’t think it’s bad writing to point out the proximity and suggest that the timing was more than a coincidence.

Based on his reaction, you would assume that Lewisohn would be set against any form of interpretation where the principal in question hadn’t confirmed that the interpretation was in fact correct but that would be an incorrect assumption to make. Some of you may be aware of the Hornsey Road shows Mark Lewisohn was giving in 2019 around the 50th anniversary of Abbey Road. During these shows Lewisohn played a clip from the, now infamous, 4-4-4-2 meeting tape and gave a presentation on the Abbey Road period in the Beatles’ history. One of the points Lewisohn raised during the show was that during the sessions, after the car accident in Scotland, a bed was brought into the studio for Yoko so she (and sometimes John) could rest while work on the album progressed. According to Lewisohn, one morning they turned up to the studio and someone had removed one of the legs from the bed, leaving it with 3 legs *dramatic pause* which was him heavily hinting that he thought Paul broke Yoko’s bed on purpose and then bragged about it on the Ram album by including a song called 3 legs, I’m not going to go into the validity (or lack thereof) of this claim but I find it very interesting that Lewisohn was annoyed about authors suggesting that the timing of John and Yoko’s wedding was connected to Paul and Linda’s but he seems happy to publicly speculate that Paul was sabotaging Yoko’s bed in the studio based on the title of a song that he would release on Ram two years later and nothing else.

Is there any evidence that connects John’s wedding to Paul’s?

I’ve already outlined the suspiciousness of John and Yoko choosing to get married right after Paul, when they had been free to marry for weeks prior but is there any other evidence that either proves that the weddings were connected or is Lewisohn right to deem that suggestion as lacking in validity?

Interestingly there actually is unverified eyewitness testimony that does connect John and Paul’s weddings (something not mentioned by Lewisohn in this podcast). I believe there’s an anecdote from Les Anthony (John’s chauffeur at the time) about him driving John and Yoko around when news of Paul’s wedding suddenly came across the radio, to which John apparently said to Yoko that “we have to get married now”… I couldn’t track down the exact source for that story (if anyone knows the source please let me know) so I’m not sure how credible that anecdote is but, assuming it is accurate, then that would suggest a correlation between John and Paul’s weddings that Lewisohn is adamant doesn’t exist.

Why does this matter?

I do think that this podcast interview could be indicative of a few future concerns I personally have around the way the Beatles discourse will progress in the future. Firstly, this was only a podcast interview so it’s unlikely that when Lewisohn releases the final book in his trilogy that he’ll discuss the weddings in this manner (I.e. although he’s adamant the timing of John’s wedding had nothing to with Paul he failed to offer any sort of explanation regarding why John and Yoko were rushing to get married when they’d had weeks to prepare a wedding).

It’s a slight worry that Lewisohn seems to believe that John announced every single thing that happened in his life of note, especially concerning Paul and Yoko. If John had told us everything of interest about him, surely his Dakota diaries would be the basis of a Netflix series by now and not locked away in a vault (assuming they haven’t already been destroyed). To me, like several authors before him, Lewisohn seems to be mistaking John’s emotional honesty with factual honesty. It didn’t escape my attention that several clips of the Lennon Remembers interview were inserted into this podcast and Lewisohn quotes extensively from it in Tune In as well. There’s nothing wrong with using Lennon Remembers as a source but if you do use it you should be analysing the veracity of what was said as we know that John was in a torched earth mentality at that time and even he himself has said what he said in that interview wasn’t meant as a timeless manifesto. It’s a shame that given his ability of analyse sources Lewisohn has never (to my knowledge) critically analysed Lennon Remembers, given that other sources have been analysed this makes LR a strange omission.

Finally, Lewisohn does tend to make some good insights and does have the ability to read between the lines (I.e. him noting Paul’s tendency to say “we” when in most cases he means himself) but with John I do think he has a bit of a blindspot. Why Lewisohn is happy to speculate without evidence in some cases (3 legs) but he draws the line at the suggestion that John and Paul’s weddings being connected is anyone’s guess. If Lewisohn can turn his attention to reading between the lines with John and the other Beatles too and connecting the dots then we should get a Beatles biography that finally addresses a lot of the issues we cover on this site. However, if we take the approach of only using John and Yoko’s PR to understand the events that transpired before and after the band broke up then the story hasn’t moved much further than 1970 and given all that we know now I think that would be a huge shame.

[music-class-quotes]

Hey everyone!

I'm Constance, she/they, and I'm the mod of this blog. I'm a bassist, started out on upright and added bass guitar about a year later, and I'm currently learning percussion (I technically also play piano, ukulele, and guitar a little bit, among other things)

The quotes here will be from orchestra, jazz band, marching band, philharmonic (which is a full symphony group), pit orchestra, and other various groups. Everything will be tagged according to which group it's from, and I'll update the list of groups if I end up joining another (which is, admittedly, very possible)

I'm always open to questions about me, my askbox is always open!

submissions are allowed. on the submission page there will be rules listed. if your submission doesn't show up in a few weeks, feel free to reach out (asks or dms). either it didn't show up in my askbox, it's in the queue but the queue was very long, or i may not have felt comfortable posting it (or I forgot that I had submissions).

quotes will be queued for twice a day, which includes submissions. asks will be answered when i have time

quotes are 100% allowed to be used as incorrect quotes. tag me if you can! not necessarily for credit or anything, I just want to see them!

I reserve the right to not answer any asks or not post any submissions that I may be uncomfortable with

[hiddentrails7]

`` Bitches be like “you got some nerve in you” well yeah bitch i got 98 million of them `` Ricken, probably-

Lon'qu: You’re so stupid and annoying

Stahl: Then stop holding my hand

Lon'qu:

Lon'qu: No

(sorry not sorry)

*Playing Among Us*

Robin: *Kills someone in front of everybody*

Lissa: It was Robin

Robin: Yeah, I did it

Chrom: We don't know that

Lissa: He just said it was

Chrom: It was Ricken

Stahl: RICKEN'S DEAD-

`` Henry wants snuggles, but all Henry gets is struggles `` Henry-

Libra: Stahl, we just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Stahl: They’re for the horses.

Libra: Why are you making pancakes for the horses?

Stahl: They don’t know how to :(

Robin: Frederick, I’m begging you to lift the no swearing rule.

Frederick: Why?

Sully, from another tent: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE!

Robin: You know, I'm glad we're just keeping this anniversary simple this year.

Chrom: Hahahaha, me too. *Frantically waves off marching band*

Maribelle: Gods, what kind of tea is this?

Bradley: Oh, I just boiled some gatorade.

Here's some more incorrect Awakening quotes-

[ahopelessromanticwriter]

bc i have nothing better to do

heres a big list of mb quotes from my marching band

do with this what you please, just tag it as incorrect quotes from mb or sarahs incorrect quotes :)

TW: swearing, crude humor, implied dirty humor, dirty humor in general, bad jokes, yo mama jokes, all caps typing, misspelled words, and general band kid chaos

and before we start: adam was the director, colby was the drum major, just for clarification

//

"sigma grindset rule 3918: sell children for money"

"can we get 10 points bc communism?" "did i iust hear can i get 10 points for communism"

"a toaster is just a tanning bed for bread" "i mean, you arent wrong"

"awwwwww look at thw lil bass family !!"

"M I N G L E P O S I T I O N"

*drops smth right before rep* "L E AV E. I T."

"the year 4026, earth has been devoid of apl life and the robots have taken over earth. and the only human thing left of our existence...the mustard vault" *loud colby groan*

"wheres adam" "good question" "okay we need to just put life 360 on adam so we can find him"

"we need to wait for adam" "..adams too slow anyways so-"

"will this exercise help us learn how to cha cha real smooth?" "i mean..its rlly the exact opposite of what we were just learning..but..maybe?"

"the kenniwick kids gave me mustard for the mustard vault !!!!"

"taking 3-5 jazz running steps today you too can be like me. kaaaaachowwwwww"

"WE ARE S P E E D"

"run like your life depends on it bc it prolly does"

*does the wave with several other bands*

*does a foot articulation exercise to another day of sun*

"w o a h if i had known the cavalcade shirts would look like that i wouldve gotten one-"

"sarah where did you get your earrings? or did you make them?" "i made them" "they look rad" "thanks :D"

"i only participate in the dankest of memes"

"ohhhhhhhhh...thats why we did that"

"im not like other boys i like boys-"

"marcus is officially a hazard to society"

"come, we must spread our influence elsewhere"

"people care about each other--"

*take shako off* "dont talk in shako" *puts shako back on* *someone else talks in shako* "or youll have to do push ups" *firzt person takes shako off* "10 pushups" *puts shako back on* *second person takes shako off* "fuck you" *puts shako back on*

"snek snek snek and a snek snek snek and a-"

"so now sara and marcus have a video of me dawson and logan just marching in a circle around a piece of paper" *stops* "what, like this????" *crabs in a circle* "okay, first of all thatd not how you march-"

"beautiful job dawson, beautiful beautiful job"

"were reinacting romeo and juliet, dawson ur the blood"

*gets on the ground to be blood for romeo and juliet*

"just be taller"

"just get better"

*tries to play full closer and fails* "...that was cute"

"rip my poor ears"

*in the middle of a run through* *whispering* "hiii !!"

"just blame it on grant cuz hes a redhead"

"grant youve been replaced"

"sexy grass"

"i look lile im about to go casually rob a bank"

"aight where are my children where did they go"

"here is a wild adam in its natural habitat-"

"are you looking sexy on the sexy grass tho"

"can you do me"

"snek" "2 3 4" "flowers" "2 3 4" "puppies" "s a r a h s t o p s a y i n g a nim a l s" "2 3 4"

"oh god John got out the tape measure" *shakes head* "John and his tape measure"

"all band kids are very very easily distracted"

"bro that was so sexy gimme more" "wHAT-" "the sax, it sounds cool"

"make those lines straighter then i am"

"stab em like oj" "allegedly"

*gets toy truck* "YEAAHHHHHH"

*spontaneously chants colby and ollie and the other banda join in*

"everything is fake and the points dont matter"

"reddit: wherw the greatest minda combine"

"im not saying this to beagim just sayong that i am the best instructor in the pacific northwest"

"no, nO DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE." "...THATS WHAT SHE SAID--" "NO--"

"so hypothetically-" "hypothetically?" "hypothetically lets say in this situarion i did ur mom-" "just hypothetically?" "hypothetically. so hypothetically, in this situation of me doing your mom i am now hypothetically part your dad" "hypothetically" "hypothetically, yes. and since i am hypothetically your dad you are not in fact hypothetically gay bc im hypothetically ur dad" "just hypothetically?" "just hypothetically" "so hypothetically i am hypothetically gay, you hypothetically hooked up with my mom and are hypothetically my dad but im not actually hypothetically gay bc now my hypothetical crush is my hypothetical dad therefore no longer making me hypothetically gay?" "hypothetically yes"

"trumpets are just alwayz superior"whoa there now i might leave you-" "waitno come back-" *pullings her back around shoulders*

"what did fred do like everyone hates him-"

"ooooooo look at that j u i c y marching"

*gives someone whos cold a hug* *someone else joins their lil now group hug* "awwwwwwwwwwwww"

"no thats not a joke i actually like men-"

"lookin s e x y"

*g i a n t voice crack* "whoa there you good-"

"*insert literally anyones name here* i wonder about you sometimes-"

"the yellow quadrilateral creature who lives at tbe bottom of the sea dhall be referred to forever lore as he must not be named"

"john coltrane" "well obviously-"

"just limbo under the flute"

"our call time for everett is 4 30 am" *giant cheer* "i wish yall were this excited about marching-"

"colby i lpve ur hair uts got like this windblown type thing going on"

"bro ur really close to me and a bari sax is giant and my tenors are big as fuck-" "WELCOME TO MARCHINF BAND RAIDEN"

"WHOOOOO TENORSSSSSS"

*does a foot exercise to another day of sun*

"okay so were gonna call that the cheese grater-" 🧀

"i just have a couple f's its fine"

"im tuning to an f flarp"

"this is my child i birthed her"

"OH! NAZIS!!"

*disappointment*

"cole and logan were just like nah fam so long and thanks for all the fish"

"would instruments have genitals???"

"are you sure you werent walking down the hallway eating bread colby-"

"what legacy are you leaving behind?" *raidens tenors fall down* "THATS MY LEGACY"

"but are you looking sexy on the sexy grass?"

"senoirs we now technically-" "adam. no. stop right there."

"remember: you are sexy spy ponies"

"i will refrain from hitting a woodwind today"

"youve definitely killed someone. and ik for a fact that it was a relative"

"this is the way!" "~this ks the way~"

"this one time at band camp--"

"saxophones are just sexy clarinets" "exactly!!" "this guy gets it"

"are you straight???" "wow, that is such a pressing question-"

"can you do the worm" "i mean maybe-"

"if you need to beg borrow or obtain through legal reasons-" "ah yes just steal fancy clothes" "only steal from walmart tho"

"yknow what we should do?" "murder." "..i was gonna say sing oht parts but im dowm for that too"

"when should the snap happen?" "when ur t posing !!"

"ya like my shirt" *addylynn who has ths exact same one* "yeah i wish i had one"

"you sound like an old jewish grandma"

*casually watches high school musical 2 over ft*

"one of them declared war lets goooooooo"

"mellos would you care for a donoot" "a donoot?" "a donoot"

"do smth illegal, at least"

"i am a strong independent man i dont need no woman"

"STOP CHOKING PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSENT"

"LETS GOOOOO MFS"

"WE GOT A BAG!!!!!" *drum majors are given a box and taken the bag* "WE GOT A BOX!!!!!"

"ITS LIKE THEIR GOING INTO A POKÉMON BATTLE"

"whos...whos foot is this?????"

"reasons to love mb: the weord ass positions we come up with to fall asleep in"

"hows ur day going?" "good, hbu" "good" "wanna come commit arson with me" "yea sure, you got q time for that-"

"wanna come make road angels witg me" "road angels???" "yea you lay in the road and make an angel" "raiden thats rlly bad--"

"wheres my shoe who stole my shoe" "you lost a shoe??" "yes i only have one shoe"

"colby do falcon pride with the banana peel" *five minures later after adam is done talking* *colby trying not to laugh* "banana." "peel!" "banAnA." "pEeL!" "BANANA!" "PEEL"

"adam were in band and gay we cant do math-"

"just *falls on the ground and gets dragged off by colorgaurd ans then at the end of the show wakes up bc of a new tmrw*" "y e s"

"just go back in time ans kill my mom and make a paradox"

"i wanna die" "good morning to you too colby"

"YAAAAAAAASSS MARCUS!"

"natural selection will take you"

"as you can see im taking this very seriously im in a dino onesie and mb shoes-"

"and so on the verge of a mental breakdown i say to you i love yoy all i bide you a good day"

"hi friends" 

"iLl gO wHen yOuRe qUieT"

"are you emotionally attached to serengeti" "oh hELL yes"

*spontaneously starts singing 0 to hero with drumline*

"on your knees!" *pffffffttt* *they get on their knees for mingle formation* "thats better 😌" *barely start playing in time*

"look!!!!! i found a picture of mingle formation!!!"

*to someone wearing a large amount of hanford merch* "ey yooooo!! are you a part of the hanford music company?" *person looks down at their merch* "no, why" "oh weird, you just give off an aura XD"

"there will be donuts" "donuts?" "spudnut donuts, allededly"

"rain: hi" "mb: *nopes on outta there*"

*casually reads book while sitting in a locker*

"id like to ride that" "WOAH THERE" "W O A H THERE" "WOULD YOH LIKE TO REPEAT THAT BUT SLOWER"

"GUYS ADAM GOR HERE 15 MINUTEA EARLY"

"lOOK!!! ITS JOHN!!"

"hELL YEA! -tori and sara all day in everett"

[incorrect-deepurple]

Well TODAY is 15th March... AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? Today mark a year since I created this account! I can't believe it's a year now!

So many laughs, so many smiles and a lot of lovely messages from all of you telling me how this account made you happy in your darkest days♡ And if you are happy, I'm happy!

I made his account for make some of you laugh and because I felt that Deep Purple deserved a Incorrect Quotes Acc because they have a lot of material for jokes! They are a funny band although their splits and things...

Don't alarm, my fanaticism for Deep Purple is not dying! I'm just looking for new incorrect quotes and memes but is taking me more longer than I expected.. but I'll be back soon! I promise!

I met such incredible people here! And I'm grateful for your support since I published the first incorrect quote!

Before I go, I want to shout out @gettin-tighter You were my inspiration to create this account in the first place! And thanks to you I met the deep purple fandom which is a lovely small fandom!

Again, thanks to you all for this! I'm so grateful! I got a bit emotional so I'm going to cry lol no but I don't know how say thank to you all!

P.S: We've reached 300 fucking followers!!!!! That is incredible, really amazing!

All because this dysfunctional family!

[the-sixth-first-clarinet]

Incorrect quotes from my band

Band Director: One more thing about this piece— are you beheading him?

Percussionist: We’re like family!

Band Director: *talking about how to play staccato* So you know those brick walls where the bricks are for decoration and so they put little gaps between the bricks and fill them with cement to make pretty patterns? Do that.

Bassoon: I don’t have any bricks.

Band Director @ clarinets: Timeliness before trilliness.

Percussionist: When you say three from 190 do you mean including 190 or not including 190. Also, three forwards or three backwards?

Band Director: There will be poison in your pizza during pep band.

*during pep band*

Percussionist: *eating pizza* How long before the poison kicks in, Band Director?

Band Director: *casually checks watch* Any minute now.

Band Director: You are the ANSWER to the whip crack!

Band Director: This is the part of the song that goes 🎶 He’s dead! Horray! We never liked him anyways! 🎶

Percussionists: *mess up looping the cadence while we march*

Band Director: Bruh. Do you even cadence?

Percussion: Can we do one cadence of our choice?

Band Director: *sighs* Sure.

Percussion: *Plays Wii theme on the quads*

Flute: Can we go over the part at measure 29?

Band Director: We could, but are you going to use it to improve the ensemble or use it to practice because you didn’t at home?

Flute: I... uh...

Band Director: That’s what I thought. Can I get two percussionists with similar sized wALLETS—

Band Director: And this is the part where he gets beheaded and his head bounces off the Scaffold.

Clarinet 3: Yay!!!!

Clarinet 2: Can we sacrifice Band Director during this song?

Clarinet 1: No, I wanted to die!

Band Director: *looks at my section with so much dissapointment* If you can play it right, you can imagine whoever you want dying.

Clarinet 1: Even the third trumpets?

Band Director: Especially the third trumpets.

Trombone: Hey, it has a flat in our part here but in the key signature it’s already flat. Does that mean it’s an A instead of a Bb?

Band Director: *squints at music* No. See how it’s in parentheses? That means that they assumed you, like all trombones, could not read music and wouldn’t look at the key signature.

Clarinet 1: And they weren’t wrong.

Band Director: No they were not.

[gottapenny]

Carwood Lipton Reading List

There’s a lot for this boi, and varied too! Please like/reblog all of the fics from here you read and make sure to follow everyone whose work you’ve enjoyed!

This will be continually updated

Smut/NSFW content is marked with a * next to it

SFW Alphabet by @warmommy  x

A Pack of Smokes Each Day * by @warmommy  x

Birth of his child headcanons by @warmommy  x

Beware, the Sobel! By @warmommy  x

Wrong kind of love by @david-weepster  1  2  3

My greatest sin * by @david-weepster  x

Face of God by @david-weepster  x

Carwood Lipton Fluff Alphabet by @hbostolemysoul  x

“I hope they have your eyes” by @hbostolemysoul  x

Waking up to you by @hbostolemysoul  x

Tomorrow by @writersmacchiato  x

Sick & Stubborn Sergeant by @lostinthewiind  x

Drunk in Love by @lostinthewiind  x 

Morning Coffee by @lostinthewiind  x

Dog Tags by @marvelmymarvel  x

Wounded by @marvelmymarvel  x

My Sick Baby by @marvelmymarvel  x

Scars by @marvelmymarvel  x

Eindhoven by @marvelmymarvel  x

Cuddle by @marvelmymarvel  x

Marching Forward by @justthinkingofwaystoavoidbusses  x

Dating Carwood Lipton would include by @justthinkingofwaystoavoidbusses  x

Military Ball by @justthinkingofwaystoavoidbusses  x

Atta Boy Harder * (lipton x speirs x reader x shifty) by @attaboyfics  x

First Time * by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they react to you joining the company by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they react to reader having heterochromia by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they react to having an argument with reader by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they react to you sending them a risque photo of yourself by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they take care of the reader when they’re sick and vise versa by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

What it’s like/how they react to reader spending the night by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

Boobs or Ass Men by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they react to the death of their best friend/lover by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they react to reader being injured on the field by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

How they kiss you by @lovingunderratedcharacters  x

They Propose by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Nicknames Headcanons by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Pets headcanons by @imagine-bandofbrothers​  x

Future Home headcanons by @imagine-bandofbrothers​  x

Holidays headcanons by @imagine-bandofbrothers​  x

Halloween headcanons by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Looking after you after surgery by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Wedding headcanons by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

How they react to the reader having a bad smoking habit by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Easy Company Highschool au by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Having children with Easy by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Easy having a crush on you by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Easy making sure the reader rests by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Having a domestic life with Easy by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

NSFW Punishments * by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Freaky Kinks * by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Domestic Life with Lipton by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Lipton x pregnant!nurse by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Lipton comes home from the war by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Lipton x pregnant!reader name choosing by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Lipton x reader and daughter by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Lipton x nurse!reader by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

First dates by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Lipton married to nurse!reader by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x 

Lipton finds out his wife is leaving him and meets reader in england by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Post war wife!reader asks about Lipton’s scar by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Reader having a crush on lipton by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Being the only girl in Easy by @easy-company-reacts  x

Lipton falling for reader by @easy-company-reacts  x

How the men of Easy react to the reader being pregnant by @appreciatetheunderappreciated  x

How they would react if you wore lingerie by @appreciatetheunderappreciated  x

What the men of Easy would be like as boyfriends/husbands by @appreciatetheunderappreciated  x

Lipton falls for nurse!reader by @appreciatetheunderappreciated  x

When they cheat on you by @appreciatetheunderappreciated  x

How they kiss you by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

How they flirt with you by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

How they teach you to drive by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

Who distances themselves by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

Slow dancing with Easy by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

Hickey Headcanons by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

Who comforts who? by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

First Dance by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

Where they liked to be kissed by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Carwood Lipton relationship headcanons by @queenofkeys  x

Arguing with them by @queenofkeys  x

A little bit of relaxation by @queenofkeys  x

How they are with children by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

First time with Easy by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Carwood Lipton Filth Alphabet * by @warmommy  x

Storming Area 51 by @musicnoots  1  2  3

While We Were Young by @apairofmissingboots  x

How Easy reacts to see you in lingerie for the first time by @fandomscenariosforyou  x 

“Want some tea?” (speirton) by @brightly-painted-canvas  x

Working Dogs AU (speirton) by @sinicalbarren  x

HBO War boys headcanons by @sinicalbarren  x

Incorrect Quotes Fic by @rustybayonet  x

Glasses (speirton) by @rustybayonet  x

The Great Pussy-Eating Contest of Toccoa * by @warmommy  1  2  3  4  5  6

Driving Miss Alice by @bandofbrosimagine  x

In sickness and in healthy by @miraclealignersv  x

Pretty by @miraclealignersv  x

The floor is lava by @books-are-anasthetics  x

Random headcanons by @books-are-anasthetics  x

Easy as coffee drinks by @sledgeroe  x

Friendsgiving by @i-am-band-of-brothers-trash  x

It’s beginning to look a lot like christmas (speirton) by @band-of-brothers-headcannons  x

Black Out (speirton) by @band-of-brothers-headcannons  x

Carwood Lipton Headcanons by @band-of-brothers-headcannons  x

Sick as a dog (speirton) by @band-of-brothers-headcannons  x

Easy Co. Christmas by @david-sharkthot-webster  x

“Everything’s right where it should be” by @immrssebastianstanwp  x

How Easy would react if they met you at a USO show/party by @madame-brioche  x

BoB Parenting Headcanons - the kids are sick (speirton) by @distractionpie  x

Easy as Dads Headcanons by @madame-brioche  x

Easy Company as Cats by @speirtongirl  x

Female soldier in Easy by @madame-brioche  x

Your song with them by @madame-brioche  x

Bedtimes headcanons by @madame-brioche  x

Easy with allergies!reader by @imagine-bandofbrothers  x

Chicago: The Musical AU by @band-of-brothers-headcannons  x

Disney AU by @band-of-brothers-headcannons  x

Supernatural AU by @bobimagines  x

Easy Company High School AU by @lieutenantlipton  x

Easy as things cats do by @madame-brioche  x

Easy neighbours modern!au by @thatpleasantnightmare  x

Easy as coffee drinks by @thotkg  x

“Let. Her. Go” (speirton) by @cajunroe  x

First Move (speirton) by @cajunroe  x

Easy fighting headcanons by @wildguarneres  x

Our Own Little Slice of Heaven by @lostinthewiind  x

Recklessness headcanons by @fandomscenariosforyou  x

[never-close-our-eyes]

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this is long overdue.

about the blog:

never-close-our-eyes is a writing/prompt blog that started in march 2018. the only person that posts things is the owner, danny. it is named after adam lambert's song, "never close our eyes". i post and reblog romantic writing prompts, writing tips and resources, positive and funny things, and (occasionally) lgbt+ resources. i reblog signal boost things quite frequently, too. i do accept submissions. all prompts are free to use with credit. you are allowed to use them for any creative medium (writing, art, etc.). i would love to be tagged in the final product!

about the blogger:

hello, my name is danny. i'm a teenage boy from the united states. i love cats, birds, shiba inus, horror movies, drag, music, art, learning, writing, sleeping, rami malek, adam lambert, p!nk, queen, and fanfiction. i spend most of my time creating art, listening to music, and trying to do my best in school. i am in band, and i play trombone! my inspiration comes and goes. most posts are queued. please stay patient with me! i hope you enjoy my blog :)

ships:

papi/dega, mazlek, tyrelliot, dylan/kenny, blixen and aldermoss.

fandoms:

mr. robot, bohemian rhapsody, papillon, until dawn, rupaul's drag race, dragula, modern family, the ellen degeneres show, saw, the walking dead, furry, and loads of different bands and youtubers.

social media:

➸ twitter: @godknowsroger

➸ wattpad: godknowsroger

➸ deviantart: danfiin

➸ instagram: danfiin

➸ curiouscat: godknowsroger

➸ ao3: godknowsroger

other blogs:

➸ @ooh-loverboy (mlm/nblm blog; transmed/truscum inclusive)

➸ @godknowsroger (main blog)

➸ @danfiin (art blog)

➸ @tendertyrelliot (tyrelliot/mr. robot blog)

➸ @delightfuldepillon (papillon blog)

➸ @incorrect-tyrelliot (incorrect tyrelliot quotes)

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Incorrect Quotes

News Interview gone horribly wrong

Jisung eats sand?!??

Minho is ready to fite

Chan really loves cats

Jisung flirts with Minho

Best Boy Lee Minho

Chan is crazy

Felix is loving and appreciating Changbin

Cinderella but it’s just Changbin

I stay up late at night thinking about Stray Kids debut date????

Minhoe

Chan is hungover?

Chan took Lee Know for a drive and......

Y’all I’m just really gay for SKZ

Changbin ordered potatoes off of the internet???

Felix played Hellevator on trumpet and....

Whenever Chan sees a member not being hugged

Woojin had to fail a student and the student is Jeongin?

Seungmin is not band camp ready

Seungmin took a bite out of the muffin man

Stray Kids were eating dinner but Hyunjin spilled too much salt

Jeongin thinks Jisung has a daddy kink???

A beautiful hooman names Minho

Tzuyu is the new CEO of JYP

The monster hiding in Jeongin's closet

Marching band gone horribly wrong

The band-aid of praise

Somebody said Stray Kids is untalented

Jisungs late night thoughts about peroxide

Chan spent 2 months of his life watching Merlin....

Seungmin is at baseball, not hockey Chan

Woojin is very protective of his son

Minho just wants to drink a lot of coca-cola okAy

Just let Minho summon the demon dammit

Kami loves Hyunjin very much :3

Jeonginnie the Cowboy HoWDy

Say thank you to Fortnite

Why work when you have Stray Kids

Minho is draMaTIqUE

Changbin has removed Felix from the groupchat!

Seungmin wants bread

Jeongin is concerned

Just let Minho be happy!

Felix's daily routine

Chan is not okay, I repeat, Chan is not okay

Jeongin's birthday present is the braincell?

All he wanted was to play Kingdom Hearts 3

Woojin's encounter with the bus driver

It's called being thirsty, Jisung

0 Loona = DEATH

Spotify stop trying to get me to listen to something that isn't Stray Kids

Felix needs to stop sleeping on the floor

In the key of Db

Last updated: March 1st, 2019 6:37 pm

[multijin]

Get to know me tag

aka get to know my boring ass

i was tagged by @noona-clock, thank you loves

Name: Sarah

Nicknames: Uh mostly my nicknames are in arabic, since its pretty impossible to have nicknames in english . But i either get called Haras (sarah spelles backwards) or Sahara (the dessert lmfao) 

Gender: Female

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5′2 im short pls dont bully me

Time: 14:14 pm

Birthday: March 19th

Favorite Bands: BTS, Blackpink, Red velvet, got7, stray kids, exo, wonder girls (rip) and fifth harmony 

Favorite Solo artists: Suran, Iu, Billie Eillish, Harry Styles, Lee Hi

Songs stuck in my head: usually songs from like 2012 idk why

Last movie I watched: Jumanji

When I created my blog: This blog was created this year in october? but my main was created somewhere in 2014 i think

Last thing googled: “i burned my mouth and now its bleeding what should i do”

Do I have other blogs?: Yes, @hurtsmyjoesapple and @aceemotions and my incorrect quotes blog, @btswithredvelvet

Do I get asks?: Yeah, especially now from my secret valentine. 

Why I chose my URL: so i got tired of seokjinseat so i wanted to create another username but have jin and since this blog was turning multifandom i wrote multijin

Following: something about 800+?

Followers: i mean this blog was just created so i dont have that many lmfao, but i have 409 which is still pretty good

Average hours of sleep: 6-7 

Lucky number: 19

Instruments: me?? instruments?? lmfao good joke

What I’m wearing: my grey hoodie with legging and socks 

Dream job: to become a dermatologist or  radiologist

Dream trip: italy

Favorite foods: ok so tacos, pizza, hamburgers, shawarma, falafel, buryani 

Nationality: born in middle east, but ive lived in sweden my whole life, so my nationality right now is swedish 

Favorite song right now: heroine by sunmi, papillon by jackson wang or why so lonely by wonder girls or pied piper

I tag~ @chanhoe-yeol and @accelerate-more-idiot and ofc anyone that would like to do this!

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Rules: Answer 30 Questions and tag20 blogs you would like to know better.

Originally posted by eteru

Nicknames: Kai, Lee, Gaeguli and mei mei

Gender: female / genderfluid female

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 170 cm about 5'7

Time: 6:35

Birthday: December 15th!

Favorite bands: Seventeen, BTS, Pentagon, Twice and epik high

Favorite solo artist: Ed Sheeran and Tablo

Song stuck in my head: Run Away from Pentagon!!

Last movie I watched: Your Name

Last show I watched: Ao Haru Ride (LISTEN I LOVE IT SO MUCH)

When did I create my blog: March 15th (almost a year!!! )

What do I post: i post a lot of incorrect quotes and reblogs!

Last thing I Googled: what happens after you eat a raw sweet potato

Do I have other blogs: my main blog is @so-far-away-yoongi i dont post on it

Do I get asks: yes I do have more interaction. Feel free to ask me anything even the most random thing!

Why did I choose my URL: because I'm an incorrect quotes blog and it was shit-svt-says but now it's incorrect seventeen quotes because it was available now!

Following Blogs:  77… and most aren't active

Followers: 6,630 and i love every single one of you :)

Favorite Colors: black, navy blue and dark red

Average hours of sleep: depends, I have insomnia but I guess spring 5-6 hours

Lucky number: it's 6

What am I wearing: the sauna clothes!

How many blankets I sleep with:  2 in the winter 1 in the summer

Dream job:  i want to be am engineer like my siblings

Dream trip: i want to travel all around the world and visit my home country.

Favorite Food: GALBI

Nationality: Asian-American, born in the states but I'm Korean

Favorite song now: Its You by Henry (THAT SONG IS MY JAAAAM)

Thanks to @divaaboo for tagging me :)) 

i’m tagging @neckpillows @starrifymyheart @kristian-do @scoup-d-etat @17mounteens @you want💞💎🌈✨🌸 

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Text of Better Business Bureau Record of Email Showing Back and Forth Between Zager and Me in Response to My Initial Complaint

(note: The numbered entries in quotes are Zagers’ first responses to my original complaint. Directly following them are my first rebuttals. The paragraphs after that are Zagers’ second responses.)

From: Dennis Zager (mailto:forwarding@bbb-email.org) Sent: Thursday, March 5, 2020 7:43 PM To: Better Business Bureau omaha.ram@bbb-email.org Subject: Re: BBB Complaint Case# 300170833 (Ref#21-224000043-300170833-13-3100) Hi Mary Ann, Customer has been refunded in full and here is our responses to his. 1. "We have responded to every issue this customer has stated in a timely manner with all information and options to return with a 100% refund including all shipping fees." Besides giving me incorrect information from the start concerning the type of glue used in the guitar, there were two instances where Zager did not respond to my further inquiries about what chemicals were used in the guitar, even after promising they would look into it. When it was determined they would let me return the guitar, the 100% option was removed. Customers was never given incorrect information about the glue. We believe the customers issues revolved around the glues in the guitar case and not guitar. As we do not build the case it would be impossible for us to know what glues are used in the cases but again in 51 years we've never had a customer return a guitar for this issue. 2. "We are the only guitar company in the world with a 100% money back guarantee that includes all shipping fees both ways and offered the customer this option numerous times." Although they told me after a month that I could take as long as I needed to check out the guitar, this "option" was never discussed after that, unless they are referring to the self-promotion they tag their emails with. I likely would have returned it much earlier had I known the nature of the actual glue used. Customer was given correct information. We believe customers issues revolved around the case but we do not build the cases and again we have never had this issue with our cases in 51 years. 3. "Customer waited until after the 30 day trial period to return." They told me early on I could take as long as I needed, so they themselves voided this policy. Customer was refunded fully in 2019 for original complaint. 4. "Customer damaged the merchandise during the trial period." The damage consisted of some very light surface scratching near the sound hole which possibly could have been buffed out or covered with a pick guard and resold for very little loss to them, and a very tiny ding on one edge which they probably wouldn't have noticed unless I had told them. Both of these damages were so minor I was unable to get a clear picture of them. There was no way this damage should have constituted a 20% reduction ($399) in my refund. The bulk of it also occurred during the time frame they withheld accurate information about the chemicals in the guitar while I was trying to determine if it was making me ill, so in effect they were indirectly responsible for most of it. In general, since they gave me inaccurate information from the start, damage is not the issue. I had been sold a guitar under false pretenses that was making me ill. We actually suffered a complete loss of over $2395 including all back and forth shipping fees. We do not sell used merchandise and donate all guitars like this to our childrens charities. 6. "Customer was still granted a return even though they damaged the merchandise." The minor damage I caused happened largely during the time it took me to determine if the guitar was causing me symptoms, which was difficult to assess without being given the accurate information about the glue or other chemicals which I repeatedly asked for but was denied. Additionally, at first they declined to grant a return, and only offered it (minus 20%) after I continued to inquire about the chemicals. No company allows return of damaged merchandise but we accepted it as our policy is the customer is always right. Our reputation spanning 51 years is well documented. 7. "Customer agreed to return with minor deduction since they damaged the merchandise and were past the return deadline." The 20% deduction they required was much higher than what I suggested and was not minor or commensurate with the severity of the damage (see above). I finally agreed to the return on their terms because they did not respond to my disputation of their decision and I appeared to be stuck with a guitar that made me ill and I was out $1996. I also had no instrument to play during much of the almost six months it took to resolve the situation, and I had no other options but to return it on their terms, except to risk even more by trying to sell it on my own which is what they first suggested. Again we disagree with customers findings and stand behind our guitars. We have never had a customer have an issue with our guitars in 51 years but we have had a handful of customers have issues with the cases. As we do not build them it is hard for us to know what glues are used in the cases. Again this was a total loss for us of over $2395 plus all back and forth shipping which added up to several hundred dollars. 8. "Customer then stopped correspondence and contacted the state of Nebraska and state of California for a dispute we would have refunded fully if customer would have continued corresponding. Our policy for 51 years has been and always will be "the customer is always right." They not only gave me incorrect information from the start and denied answering my critical questions twice, they appeared to quit communicating with me at at least two points later. If they had been amenable to a 100% refund, they should have informed me of that when I disagreed with the 20% deduction on July 12, or at least told me they would consider it. They are very quick to respond to minor questions, compliments and inquiries about possible sales, but my problems drug on for months due to their unwillingness to give me the information I needed in a timely manner. When I didn't hear from them for a week regarding my dispute, I believed it had been ignored, just as previously when my questions about chemicals and my request to speak to Dennis Jr. after one of their secretaries initially denied my return were ignored. They make it sound as though I immediately filed complaints about them but there was actually a space of almost six months before I did so. Thankfully the refund is now finally complete almost seven months later. Zagers broke my trust several times, setting the tone for the interaction, and I was desperate to get the situation resolved without a major loss. If their policy was really and truly "the customer is always right," they should have apologized and refunded me in full then and this dispute would never have happened. Customer sent close to 100 emails and we responded to all in a timely manner and customers documentation supports this. Customer was given correct information and we stand behind our guitars and service. Customer used a guitar for free for close to half a year and was refunded everything including all shipping and handling at a loss for us of over $2395 plus all shipping and handling fees. I believe if we had a problem with our glues there would be many customers with disputes over the last 51 years being we've sold millions of guitars globally yet we have not had 1. If you have any questions I'm here to help. Warmest regards, Dennis Zager Jr zager.com 402-770-7747 100% money back guarantee including shipping both ways Rated in the top 2% of guitars in the USA Newest Zager Artists Lady Gaga Johnny Cash Band Celine Dion Peter Paul & Mary Blood Sweat & Tears Def Leppard Loretta Lynn John Knowles (#4 rated player in the world) Godsmack Steven Seagal Featured in: ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN The Wall Street Journal Time Magazine, Newsweek The National Arthritis Foundation The National Multiple Sclerosis Foundation The National Better Business Bureau (49 yrs) 19 Year Ebay Power Seller over 10,000 perfect sales