#incorrect quotes except they are CORRECT

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Jisung: This is a dangerous task, so ask for help from your parents or an adult. Jisung: Chan! Do this for me. It's dangerous!

[autistook]

[adharastarlight]

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

[hisbucky]

*discussing weekend plans* Buck: Maybe we could go go-karting? Eddie: Why not invite your girlfriend? Buck, sheepish: We, uh, we broke up. Eddie, shuts up immediately, looking interested, trying not to smile: Really? I'm listening.

[crazy-fangirl2524]

I know we say Neil Josten is constantly mischaracterised by the fandom or even himself but you know who is the most mischaracterised in the entire series?

Andrew minyard by all the characters except for Neil, Renee, Bee and Wymack

[owl-bones]

killer: wanna see something cool? (throws tongue piercing into mouth)

y/n: um.

killer: (shakes head, audible rattling)

y/n: UM.

killer: (sticks out tongue, now pierced) blehhhh ;P

[kandra-chameleon]

This is just every single Kaladin and Lirin interaction, no I will not be taking notes at this time

[luckycloverforducks]

[Swap AU]

Alastor : I'm going to kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Husker : Al, buddy, I'm trying to be nice here but for the last fuckin' time, that is NOT an appropriate response to dropping your microphone cane.

Alastor :

Husker : You do this everytime. Sometimes you even actually try. I genuinely don't get it.

[thepixarau]

Woody: we’re the Pixars. We have absolutely no privacy whatsoever.

Héctor: we’re the Pixars. We have too many dishes and not enough cabinet space.

Remy: we’re the Pixars. We don’t get recognized in public nearly as much as you’d think.

McQueen: we’re the Pixars. We all failed our driver tests the first time.

Jessie: we’re the Pixars. We should not be allowed to do taxes.

Imelda: we’re the Pixars. We all take too long in the bathroom every morning.

Helen: we’re the Pixars. None of us know how to cook without burning the food.

Marlin: we’re the Pixars. Our washing machine’s been broken for a week.

Joy: we’re the Pixars. We’re like one big happy family..the kind that gets together every Christmas except no one ever leaves!

Merida: we’re the Pixars. We have zero fashion sense.

Flik: we’re the Pixars. We each have our own unassigned seat at the table! And if anyone takes it, it’s the end of the world.

Ember: we’re the Pixars. We break things way too easily.

Sulley: we’re the Pixars. We have a dozen cars parked in the driveway.

Sadness: we’re the Pixars. We will fight for literally no reason.

Dory: we’re the Pixars. We love getting letters from fans in the mail!

Ian: we’re the Pixars. We look like adults but technically speaking most of us would only be like 10 years old if we were normal people.

Bob: we’re the Pixars. Our walls are not soundproof.

Joe: we’re the Pixars. We own every single piece of merchandise from every one of our movies ever made.

Atta: we’re the Pixars. When one of us gets sick, it turns into a plague and the rest of us inevitably get sick as well.

Barley: we’re the Pixars. Instead of going to the gym we play Wii Sports.

Wade: we’re the Pixars. We like to criticize each other’s taste in music, for some reason.

Mater: we’re the Pixars. When one of us takes a dump we have to warn everybody not to use the bathroom for twenty minutes.

22: we’re the Pixars. Our game nights are a battle to the death!

Mike: ..we’re the Pixars. Everyone here is exaggerating. Our life is actually very normal.

[quadruple-a]

For every note this post gets I’ll write a new sentence. I need motivation help meeeeee

[cuteniarose]

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

[wisteriasymphony]

Adrien: "Oh, my Galatea, I may not have the hands of a sculptor, but should I feel I must I shall take up the hammer and chisel without complaint, and I shall make thee anew. As these hands of mine acquaint thy skin, I commit thy body to memory, notating every gesture-line, every push and pull upon the very surface of my heart. I shall succeed Pygmalion in every way for thee, my love; I shall move heaven and earth to free thee from a block of marble, create the art which thy visage so desperately deserves to be depicted in. And in constructing thee, my unmatched Galatea, my loveliest Galatea, I shall protect thee from the world, and even when we part I will grovel at thy image and worship thee as a goddess that only I shall ever know."

Claudia: *did not understand a word of what he just said but could tell it was vaguely compliment-related* ...nuh uh.

[hisbucky]

Tommy: Sorry I'm late, that fire was a beast. Buck, first time seeing his man in full firefighter gear covered in soot: So are you. Also Buck: *starts a full-blown make out sesh*

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Porsche: Your smile? It makes my day. 

Kinn: Your happiness? I live for that. 

Kim: A room? Get one. 

Porchay: Hotel? Trivago.

[pwurrz]

quincy, to yakumo: “why is your waist so small? for other men to grab it?”

yakumo: “………….”

yakumo: “yes.”

[writersmorgue]

thanks anon lol i wasn’t exactly sure how to do this, i hope it’s ok

(very) rough translation below cut

bakugo: bullshit

sero: childish behavior

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mina: what is he saying?????

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mina: what

pony: yes! you can also?

kami: yes but it's not good, unfortunately

pony: liar. it's good

bakugo: shut up

kami: Kacchan!!

bakugo: no

sero: no, i'm out