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Deadpool: Oh, bisexual of mischief, what is your advice?
Deadpool:
Teen Loki: *comes out of the fireplace*
Teen Loki: If you can’t find a hottie to step on you, become that hottie and step on your significant other if they so wish.
Teen Loki: *leaves*
#au#loki double trouble#loki#incorrect quotes loki#incorrect quotes Deadpool#teen Loki#loki is the bisexual god#bisexual joke#bisexual
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Laura: oh, nice flag!
Wade and Logan: SHHSSHHHHH!!!!!
Blind Al: you dumb gay fucks, I know you put a queer ass pride flag in the damn kitchen! Don’t know why you felt the need, everyone who comes in here already knows about you two gay fools!!
Laura: *looks back at the Canadian flag*
#they are both Canadian <3#please don’t tell Al it’s a Canadian flag#she would take it down#so long as she thinks it’s a pride flag they are safe#KEEP THEM TRENDING#blind al#incorrect quotes#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#laura kinney
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Wade: "Sorry we're late, Logan was fingering me, and it left a wet mess, so I had to change."
Logan: "Stop describing it like that, I was stabbing him and he got blood on his clothes."
Wade: "Tomato, tomahto."
#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#logan#deadpool & wolverine#logan howlett#incorrect quotes
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#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#incorrect quotes
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Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?
Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.
Y/N:
Y/N: Okay-
Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.
Y/N:
Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.
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Logan: I cut my finger
Y/N: I can kiss it. That way it'll get better
Logan: *confused*That works?
Y/N: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time when I was little
Logan: Huh…
*later*
Logan: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Wade: *has waited his whole life for this* I thought you’d never ask
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Wade: The new neighbours hate us cause we're dating! Homophobic pricks.
Logan: ...
Logan: We're not dating?
Althea: YOU'RE NOT?!
Wade: *getting off Logan's lap* We're not???
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Wade: *stroking Logan’s hair* you’re so tiny.
Logan: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.
Wade: *lovingly* I know.
#sorry if someone did this already#short wolverine truther#as a man who stands at 5ft tall I need him to be short and deadly#represent#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#james howlett#james logan howlett#wade winston wilson#peanutbub#deadclaws#poolverine#wolverpool#incorrect quotes
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#idk logan i think you went a lil too far on that one#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#incorrect poolverine quotes
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Wade: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Logan speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#incorrect quotes#I saw a wolfstar post exactly like this and was inspired
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James: there’s 206 bones in the human body
James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker
Sirius: what the fuck…
#harry potter#marauders#sirius black#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#incorrect jegulus quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#deadpool#strange crossover but here we are
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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.
Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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still rotating this movie around in my mind
Wolverine: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Deadpool: you asked them if they were single
Wolverine: so?
Deadpool: and then cried when they said they weren’t!!
Y/n: why are Wade and Logan sitting against each other?
Blind Al: they got into a fight
Y/n: why are they holding hands?
Blind Al: they get upset after fights
Deadpool: I’ve been trying to call him for an hour but he’s not picking up
Y/n: here, let me try
Deadpool: right, like you’ll have better luck with —
Wolverine, picks up: hello??
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Wade: I'm sorry. I crossed a line. I didn't mean to! Logan: Who says that right in the middle of sex? Wade: I don't know. It just came out. People say weird things during sex all the time. Logan: Well, they sure as hell don't say that. Wade: It was the heat of the moment. Logan: No, the heat of the moment is, "Yeah, just like that", not, "Will you marry me?" Wade: I'm sorry, just give me another chance. Logan: So you can crawl under covers and go: "Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#source: big bang theory
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Wade: Logan and I are having a baby!
Y/N: That's gre-
Wade, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Wade: You’re dating Black Widow?
Y/N: What? You didn’t think she’d be my type?
Wade: I didn’t think she’d lower her standards.
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