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captainmaxatx · 4 months ago

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Laura: oh, nice flag!

Wade and Logan: SHHSSHHHHH!!!!!

Blind Al: you dumb gay fucks, I know you put a queer ass pride flag in the damn kitchen! Don’t know why you felt the need, everyone who comes in here already knows about you two gay fools!!

Laura: *looks back at the Canadian flag*

#they are both Canadian <3 #please don’t tell Al it’s a Canadian flag #she would take it down #so long as she thinks it’s a pride flag they are safe #KEEP THEM TRENDING #blind al #incorrect quotes #wade wilson #logan howlett #deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #poolverine #deadclaws #laura kinney

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stoeptepel · 6 months ago

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Wade: "Sorry we're late, Logan was fingering me, and it left a wet mess, so I had to change."

Logan: "Stop describing it like that, I was stabbing him and he got blood on his clothes."

Wade: "Tomato, tomahto."

#poolverine #deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #deadpool 3 #wade wilson #logan #deadpool & wolverine #logan howlett #incorrect quotes

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lovethebadguy · 6 months ago

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#deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadclaws #wade wilson #logan howlett #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #incorrect quotes

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incorrectanything · 6 months ago

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Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 6 months ago

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Logan: I cut my finger

Y/N: I can kiss it. That way it'll get better

Logan: *confused*That works?

Y/N: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time when I was little

Logan: Huh…

*later*

Logan: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Wade: *has waited his whole life for this* I thought you’d never ask

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chiefblossom · 2 months ago

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Wade: The new neighbours hate us cause we're dating! Homophobic pricks.

Logan: ...

Logan: We're not dating?

Althea: YOU'RE NOT?!

Wade: *getting off Logan's lap* We're not???

#deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcu #peanutbub #deadclaws #deadpool

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taintedmind6669 · 3 months ago

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Wade: *stroking Logan’s hair* you’re so tiny.

Logan: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.

Wade: *lovingly* I know.

#sorry if someone did this already #short wolverine truther #as a man who stands at 5ft tall I need him to be short and deadly #represent #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #james howlett #james logan howlett #wade winston wilson #peanutbub #deadclaws #poolverine #wolverpool #incorrect quotes

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tadhannahj · 4 months ago

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#idk logan i think you went a lil too far on that one #poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #incorrect poolverine quotes

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hurtspideyparker · 3 months ago

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I love the identity porn trope where a character is shit talking the person's other identity to the person. Or just in general where they like one version of the person and not the other

Deadpool: Spidey this Parker guy sure likes trashing your rep in the newspaper. Want me to trash his head in with a pipe?

Peter: Um, no Wade. He's just doing his job

Deadpool: And so am I, which is breaking the legs of those who hurt my pookie

Peter: Please don't ever go near that poor photographer.

Johnny: Can you believe this guy Webs? Cocky little nerd thinks his time is worth more than The Johnny Storm

Peter: Yeah he sounds like a real asshole

Steve: I can't stand Stark, what a money hungry, narcissistic, gallivanting, impolite bastard. I can't believe we have to work for that guy. At least he makes good armor, right Iron Man?

Tony: I whole-heartedly agree, what a complete dick

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arachpool · 5 months ago

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Wade: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Logan speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

#poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #incorrect quotes #I saw a wolfstar post exactly like this and was inspired

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mourningliliesmorningglories · 5 months ago

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James: there’s 206 bones in the human body

James: 207 if I’m watching the new Slytherin seeker

Sirius: what the fuck…

#harry potter #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #deadpool #strange crossover but here we are

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year ago

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

#steve rogers x reader #captain america x reader #bucky barnes x reader #the winter soldier x reader #wade wilson x reader #deadpool x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel

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bangchansrose · 19 days ago

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logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing

wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know

also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say

#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #poolverine #deadclaws #poolverine headcannons #wade wilson headcanon #logan howlett headcanon #incorrect quotes

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incorrectanything · 6 months ago

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Wade: Logan and I are having a baby!

Y/N: That's gre-

Wade, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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papersoupz · 1 month ago

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#spideypool #deadpool #spider man #peter parker #marvel #comic books #incorrect quotes

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demigoddessqueens · 5 months ago

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still rotating this movie around in my mind

Wolverine: I wasn’t that drunk last night

Deadpool: you asked them if they were single

Wolverine: so?

Deadpool: and then cried when they said they weren’t!!

Y/n: why are Wade and Logan sitting against each other?

Blind Al: they got into a fight

Y/n: why are they holding hands?

Blind Al: they get upset after fights

Deadpool: I’ve been trying to call him for an hour but he’s not picking up

Y/n: here, let me try

Deadpool: right, like you’ll have better luck with —

Wolverine, picks up: hello??

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