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you know what pisses me off?? when a marauders fan tries to act like they're morally superior to other hp fans and then proceeds to go to the harry potter store, buy a quidditch jersey with "potter" on the back, and post a photo online with the caption "i'm literally james". actually you're literally funding jkr ! it's almost like you're just as culpable as any other hp fan who buys merch wow that's crazy. hope this helps xoxo

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it's hallucinations

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Logan: do you even have your license?

Wade: to…??

Logan: drive??

Wade: oh. No!

Logan: what else would I be talking about?

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Logan gnaws on things as if he’s constantly teething. He’s always done it, and typically resorted to chewing the inside of his cheek or the rim of a bottle in the past. It was more acceptable that way. No one really batted an eye, nor did he make a big deal about it

Well, until Wade picked up on it.

He first noticed it when Logan would chew and grind his teeth against the glass rim of some cheap whiskey that lasted a grand three hours, at best, on a bad day.

After that, Wade would discreetly offer things for Logan to chew on, most of which were immediately denied.

Until one night Althea, Wade, and Logan were all sitting in the living space of their apartment, watching some British tv show that Wade was heavily interested in. He was practically latched onto Logan, arm wrapped around his shoulders and leaning into the latter.

Halfway through the night, Logan had slowly brought Wade’s hand to his mouth, gnawing on the knuckle of the mercenary.

Wade was ecstatic to say the least. He didn’t dare move an inch incase Logan suddenly became self-aware and pulled away.

Wade didn’t care about the slobber collecting on his hand, nor the idle pain from Logan’s canines digging into his skin. He barely even cared for the show now, watching Logan completely space out instead. The soft blue light from the TV illuminated Logan’s face almost beautifully, and Wade couldn’t help but be enamored.

He rested his head down on Logan’s shoulder finally (very slowly as to not alert the man), relaxing into the sensation and the fluttering in his stomach.

He prayed the moment wouldn’t ever end, closing his eyes and listening to Logan’s breathing. He could stay there forever if whatever celestial being allowed it.

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Hobie: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Hobie, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Logan: Go out with me?

Wade: I'm so sorry peanut! wasn't supposed to say that aloud.

Logan: What?

Wade: Wait. Oh fuck. You asked that, didn't you?

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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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Barty was definitely talking to “Regulus” and “Evan” in Azkaban, by himself

And Sirius had to listen

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i’m never gonna be ok again

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the ship dynamic of loser x also a loser but hides it a little better >>>>>

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When Wade said “I take it back the Honda odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t needle dick” Logan too that as a challenge and proceeded to fuck him hard in that Honda just to prove a point

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i am a part of the logan fell first nation

like obviously wade is attracted to logan but romantically he pushes that to the side because feelings are scary and he’d rather cope with humor

but the thing with logan is that he falls for anyone who gives him attention and he falls hard — main example is him catching feelings for jean 10 seconds after he met her just bc she was giving him an ounce of care 😭

SO WADE TREATING LOGAN LIKE HE HAD WORTH WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID AND INVITING HIM TO STAY WITH HIM IN HIS APARTMENT HAS GOTTA HIT HIM LIKE A TRUCK HOLYY SHIT

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They’re so close to each other 🥺

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Thinking about Logan getting really worried when Wade's (metaphorical) mask comes off and he's not the guy dancing on the bar, making boob jokes and kicking people in the face but rather the one with his face in the toilet at the club, promising he's okay while still struggling with the side effects that come with cancer.

"No no, really its fine! Go on, go have fun ill be out in a second!"

And being the emotionally closed off manly man that Logan is, doesn't press about it but still waits outside by the door, not letting people in the bathroom, ending up causing a bar fight because hed rather get punched in the jaw then let someone see Wade like that and embaress him.

Thinking about him coming home with groceries and finding him dead asleep on the couch, but the kind of sleep that looks like it was taken by force rather than comfy. The kind where you pass out because your body has had enough and just coming to check on him every couple of minutes before eventually sitting next to him and just waits until he wakes up.

Al can't see. But she's had a smug look on her face ever since Logan has walked in the door because she can hear him walking back and forth to go check on her room mate.

"You're really worried about him, ain't you?"

"What?"

"He's fine, you know. He does that. Go on. Go do what ever it was you angry men do."

But he doesn't go. He stays put. Like a loyal dog at his owners death bed, hoping if he stares enough, he'll get better. Eventually, he falls asleep too And Al is going to tease them both about this for the next month. She took photos to prove it.

Soon enough, it evolves into him picking up tasks so that Wade can rest but refuses to tell him why. He doesn't want to embarrass him and make it feel like a big deal.

"Alright. Well, I'm gonna go walk mary puppins. You want anything from the bodega?"

"No.. actually.. could I walk her? I can take her. Being in this apartment is killing me."

"What need to get your steps in or something?"

"Something like that."

"Ah I get it. Wild cat needs to prowl. Well alright. But dont be taking our baby to any skanks house! Shes too innocent!"