#incorrect quotes criminal minds

[starch1ldz]

Spencer: wait, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.

Genius!BAU!y/n shaking his head: apparently, we are not.

[xervoxs]

*somewhere in bau*

penelope: *gossiping*

penelope: you know she has some problems, for sure

jj: but I think it's important to just...

rossi: she's also ugly

jj: well okay..

penelope : I don't think that that was necessary..

emily: but she's in fact ugly

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Idea from here in somewhere, Not mine

Follow me in twitter cuz i have twitter, pls i don’t have moots

@jjlitlewife

[prentisssappho]

criminal minds queer + text post

[reidsslvts]

Hotch: How did this happen?!

Spencer: Look, in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Hotch: But wasn't Emily with you?!

Emily: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

[nobodyknowswhoiamthanksgod]

Emily: *Drinking wine while holding eye contact with mirror on hand*

Reid: Why are you doing that?

Emily: *Not taking eyes off from mirror*

Emily: Hotch told me to watch my drinking.

Hotch: that's not..nvm.

[patrickispinky]

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

[whoisspence]

kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

[scarlettjemily]

The bau doing the trauma candy salad trend

JJ: hi i’m jj and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Emily: hi i’m emily and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Spencer: hi i’m spencer and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Hotch: hi i’m aaron and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Morgan: hi i’m derek and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Rossi: hi i’m david and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Garcia: hi i’m penelope and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Tara: … what the fuck

[sweatervest-obsessed]

Y/n: see how Garcia brought the shots back to the table?

Prentiss: very thoughtful.

JJ: very demure.

Morgan: what the fuck—

*hotch arrives*

Garcia: see how Hotch was late?

Prentiss: not very mindful.

Reid: not demure.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

[xervoxs]

Spencer: *telling some information he found out that is connected to the case*

Hotch: good job, kid

Spencer: thanks, dad

Spencer: ...

Hotch: ...

Derek: oh so he's allowed to call you so and i'm not?

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Let them be

[prentisssappho]

tara: I’m cold

emily: here, take my jacket

will: aren’t you gonna say I’m cold?

jj: no, I brought my own jacket

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

[annmaximoff18]

Spencer: did you know that pigs

Derek: no reid, no one wants to hear about pigs

Spencer: .....

Y/N: the pigs what?

Spencer: What?

Y/N: about the pigs, I want to listen to you