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Gummy worms
Canary, pouting while writing down her reports: ...
Gaz, to Ghost: why does she look so sad?
Ghost: Price found her secret stash of gummy worms.
Gaz: Ah...
Ghost: ...
Gaz, looking around: ... Where is Soap?
*distant sound of an explosion and an angry Price, with stomps down the hallway*
Ghost, smirking under his mask: went to get them back.
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This was from an incorrect quotes blog from years ago and also incredibly dumb
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Soap *absolutely drunk*: "You know there's this guy."
Ghost *only tipsy*: "What guy?"
Soap *hiccups*: "He's just perfect, absolutely my type."
Ghost *already slightly jealous*: "What guy?"
Soap *starring into the distance*: "He's big like reeeeaallyyy big and bulky as fuck."
Ghost *clenching his teeth*: "W h a t g u y?"
Soap *sighing dreamy*: "I would be on my knees for him, kiss him, suck him, fuck him."
Ghost *grabbing him by the collar*: "WHO?"
Soap *grins hazy*: "You."
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finally had some time to check trigun out
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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally
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Price: Alright before we start this meeting, would anyone like to share anything? Ghost: *lifts up Y/n* Ghost: I've only known Y/n for a few hours, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Y/n: *waves at the 141 group just happy to be there*
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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Y/N: You’re both pathetic
Soap: What do YOU sleep with?
Y/N: Simon.
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Ghost: how can you eat those?
Reader, eating hotdog: hotdogs? They're good
Ghost: they have 2% human DNA in each hotdog!
Reader: 2% is a drop in the bucket compared to the 100% I swallowed last night.
Price: goddamnit, doll..
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Simon, wasted: sometimes I feel like if I become emotionally vulnerable with the people I love they’ll leave me because they realize I’m not the person they thought I was
Reader, equally wasted: I think…I think if you were emotionally vulnerable I would marry you
Simon:
readers:
Simon: so when I was ten-
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Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Gaz: Several traffic violations.
Ghost: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Soap: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Price: Also, that’s not our car.
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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ghost: ... Your what?
Y/n: My friends.
Soap: Are they saying “friends”?
Price: I think they're being sarcastic.
Gaz: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.
Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Y/n: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Ghost: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Gaz: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Price: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Y/n: If you want my advice-
Gaz: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Ghost. Multiple times.
Y/n: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.
Ghost: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Incorrect COD quotes
Mystery
Price: so, who is responsible for this?
Gaz: I...I found it like th-
Price: I know, Gaz. I wasn't asking you.
Price *looks pointedly at Ghost, Y/N and Soap*: Who. Did. This.
Y/N *cannot handle unresolved tension*:...I did it. I'm sorry.
Price: I don't believe you. *Stares at Soap*
Soap *offended*: it wasn't me!
Price: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!
Ghost *did it*: yeah, what the fuck, Soap.
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Ghost: It's four o'clock in the morning, go to sleep sarge.
Y/n: I'll sleep when I die
Ghost: We're both legally dead, you can now legally sleep in my arms, chop chop.
Y/n: Damn like what they did to your family huh, Lt.
Ghost: >:(
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*Ghost fell asleep while sitting on a chair, silently snoring*
Soap *watching Ghost sleep*: "I didn't know a person could be that cute while sleeping."
Gaz *concerned*: "He's a deadly killer who could kill you easily in a thousand different violent ways."
Soap *sighing*: "He's just perfect."
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Texting.
Soap: The rookies are shipping us.
Gaz: You and Ghost? Yeah, duh.
Soap: No. All of us.
Gaz: What?
Price: Shipping us where?
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Soap: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room Ghost: Screw that I'm not kissing any of you *Y/N walks in* Ghost: Fine I'll do it rules are rules
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