#incorrect quotes cod

[lazybutsmexy]

Incorrect COD quotes

Gummy worms

Canary, pouting while writing down her reports: ...

Gaz, to Ghost: why does she look so sad?

Ghost: Price found her secret stash of gummy worms.

Gaz: Ah...

Ghost: ...

Gaz, looking around: ... Where is Soap?

*distant sound of an explosion and an angry Price, with stomps down the hallway*

Ghost, smirking under his mask: went to get them back.

[clownlores]

This was from an incorrect quotes blog from years ago and also incredibly dumb

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[cxlxrx]

Soap *absolutely drunk*: "You know there's this guy."

Ghost *only tipsy*: "What guy?"

Soap *hiccups*: "He's just perfect, absolutely my type."

Ghost *already slightly jealous*: "What guy?"

Soap *starring into the distance*: "He's big like reeeeaallyyy big and bulky as fuck."

Ghost *clenching his teeth*: "W h a t g u y?"

Soap *sighing dreamy*: "I would be on my knees for him, kiss him, suck him, fuck him."

Ghost *grabbing him by the collar*: "WHO?"

Soap *grins hazy*: "You."

[incorrect-cod-throwaway]

finally had some time to check trigun out

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[v1x3n]

[misquoted-chronicles]

Price: Alright before we start this meeting, would anyone like to share anything? Ghost: *lifts up Y/n* Ghost: I've only known Y/n for a few hours, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: *waves at the 141 group just happy to be there*

[chaosandmarigolds]

Simon, wasted: sometimes I feel like if I become emotionally vulnerable with the people I love they’ll leave me because they realize I’m not the person they thought I was

Reader, equally wasted: I think…I think if you were emotionally vulnerable I would marry you

Simon:

readers:

Simon: so when I was ten-

[towelenjoyer]

Ghost: It's four o'clock in the morning, go to sleep sarge.

Y/n: I'll sleep when I die

Ghost: We're both legally dead, you can now legally sleep in my arms, chop chop.

Y/n: Damn like what they did to your family huh, Lt.

Ghost: >:(

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Texting.

Soap: The rookies are shipping us.

Gaz: You and Ghost? Yeah, duh.

Soap: No. All of us.

Gaz: What?

Price: Shipping us where?

[incorrectcodquotes]

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[lazybutsmexy]

Incorrect COD quotes

Mystery

Price: so, who is responsible for this?

Gaz: I...I found it like th-

Price: I know, Gaz. I wasn't asking you.

Price *looks pointedly at Ghost, Y/N and Soap*: Who. Did. This.

Y/N *cannot handle unresolved tension*:...I did it. I'm sorry.

Price: I don't believe you. *Stares at Soap*

Soap *offended*: it wasn't me!

Price: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!

Ghost *did it*: yeah, what the fuck, Soap.

[cxlxrx]

*Ghost fell asleep while sitting on a chair, silently snoring*

Soap *watching Ghost sleep*: "I didn't know a person could be that cute while sleeping."

Gaz *concerned*: "He's a deadly killer who could kill you easily in a thousand different violent ways."

Soap *sighing*: "He's just perfect."

[crestapex]

Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Soap: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room Ghost: Screw that I'm not kissing any of you *Y/N walks in* Ghost: Fine I'll do it rules are rules

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.