#incorrect quotes (stevie)
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infinite-orangepeel · 2 years ago
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learning how to become fluent in pet names with the girls
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prettyboy-like-you · 2 months ago
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Billy: I’m going straight to hell.
Steve: Yeah, probably.
Billy: Shall I pick you up on the way?
Steve: *nodding* Oh dude, carpool for sure — my dad would kill me if I took the beemer.
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harringroveera · 5 months ago
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Billy: We’re married so it’s technically our problem now
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aloneatpeace · 7 months ago
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Eddie, texting Y/n: Y/n! Help I’m being kidnapped
Steve: Where are you?
Eddie: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Y/n: I’ll call Steve.
Steve, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Y/n: Where’s Eddie? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Steve: Eddie? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Steve:
Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Eddie: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Even after Steve came out as bi to him, Eddie was completely oblivious to Steve’s flirting. Steve took this lack of response as proof that Eddie didn’t return his feelings.
What he failed to consider was the fact that Eddie has never had anyone have a crush on him before and doesn’t know how to recognize the signs.
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clattylesbian · 1 year ago
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Steve: [sigh] I wish Eddie was a girl.
Months later:
Robin: Are you happy now?
Transfem Stevie holding transfem Eddie's hand: This is not what I meant.
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cissa-calls · 1 year ago
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Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 586
Wanda: “Where’s Agatha? She said we would watch a scary movie to celebrate Friday the 13th”
Y/N: “Maybe she got caught up with a ghost! Or a ghoul? Or a banshee shrieking about tragedy soon to come?! IS IT HER MOTHER???”
Wanda: “Sweetie, I think you’re getting too wrapped up in the spirit of the night. She’s probably just-“
Agatha, leaping from the shadows: “-LAMENTING EVANORA’S REVENGE”
Wanda and Y/N: *shrieking in terror*
Agatha: “Oooo did I scare ya?? I must have gotten you GOOD”
Wanda: “Agatha?! Why-“
Y/N: “-let me handle this one Wands.” *walks up to Agatha and leans in real close* “if you step outta line one more time Harkness, I will scratch your Stevie Nicks vinyl”
Agatha: “NO”
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deadtothebones · 1 year ago
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princessdave · 2 years ago
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Steve: *wearing an ungodly amount of Mardi Gras beads*
Robin: you’re such a slut
Steve: hey!
Eddie: Steve’s not a slut
Steve: thank you, baby
Eddie: he’s THE slut
Eddie: *looks at Steve adoringly*
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lukas-dusk · 5 months ago
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Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say
Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.
Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?
Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.
Erica : I'd rather test a dick.
Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!
Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.
Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.
Nancy : If you could moan silently.
Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.
Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!
Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.
Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.
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becabeale143 · 1 year ago
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Incorrect BeChloe quotes
(BeChloe at home watching Family Feud)
Steve Harvey - name something you’d like to have two of in your bed
Beca - (chokes on her drink)
Chloe - (slaps Beca’s thigh) you perv!
Beca - what?!
Chloe - I know what you’re thinking…
Beca - are you positive you don’t have a twin…?
Stevie Mitchell-Beale - (rolling her eyes) moms! Do we have to go through this every night? You are like the horniest old people ever
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zombieplaguedoc · 1 year ago
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Me: *texts Vampire Steve at one in the fricking morning* Stevie, I know this is coming out of nowhere, but hear me out: (Vampire) Stevie Wonder.
Vampire Steve:
Vampire Steve: We really need to work on your staying up late habit.
ANTIS DNI, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU!
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e-munson666 · 2 years ago
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*Eddie holding up his phone with Steve in the frame red light flashing as he took a video*
Eddie: "we're boys"
Steve: "boys!!"
Eddie: "we're friends"
Steve: "friends!!"
Eddie smirking: "we're boyfriends"
Steve not missing a beat: "boyfriends!!!"
Eddie wide eyed and blushing runs away from Steve who is just standing there with a wide shit eating grin on his face.
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(This would be what eddies face looked like 🤣)
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harringroveera · 5 months ago
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Steve: Baby, are you okay?
Billy, face flat on the floor:
I’m having some me time
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hangesextra · 2 years ago
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Stevie: I prevented a murder today
David: really? How'd you do that?
Stevie: Self control
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incorrectwolfstar · 10 months ago
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i love my name because i can’t wait until that elio movie comes out in a few months because my ex (who promised he’d take me to see that movie) will just be reminded of me and moments like this make me so happy to be alive the satisfaction i am feeling right now 😊😊😊😊😊😊
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