#incorrect quarry quotes

[lgbthequarry]

Dylan: I don't have feelings for Ryan.

Kaitlyn: That's a shame. He was just smiling at you.

Dylan: *spinning around so fast he almost falls over* HE WAS?!?

[everything-liker]

*Ryan, staring at Laura’s phone ringing*

Ryan: You still call your dad, “daddy”? Aren’t you too old for that?

Laura: You’re never too old to be a daddy’s girl.

Laura, answering phone: Hey Travis, no I can talk.

Ryan, chokes on drink:

[cardinalcheerio]

Ryan: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Kaitlyn: * turning to Dylan* How tall are you?

[anarchysmut]

Dylan: Is it just hot in here or is it me?

Ryan: It's you.

Dylan, blushing: What?

Ryan, also blushing: What?

[captain-idkwhattodo]

Nick: why are Dylan and Ryan sitting with their backs to each other?

Laura: They had a fight

Nick: Then...why are they holding hands?

Max: They get sad when they fight

[fluffykitkat]

Allen: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Lenalee : Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Lavi : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Kanda : Did you burn an orange too? How???

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*silence*

[greatswords-andhalforcs]

Sam: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

[fullmoonhijinks]

Abigail: I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like Emma a little bit—

Dylan: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Abigail: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Dylan: My mistake.

[deadboyquotes]

*The boys need a gun on a case and are arguing over who should have it*

Charles: *picks up the gun* I’m a much better shot.

Edwin: You don’t know that, I might be an amazing shot.

Charles:

Edwin: I might be!

[hedwig123]

OK a few more

[lgbthequarry]

*at the zoo*

Dylan: What are they in for?

Ryan: It's not a prison.

Dylan: So they can leave?

Ryan: Well no-

Dylan: *pointing at a penquin* I bet that one murdered somebody.

[cardinalcheerio]

Dylan: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Ryan: If?

Kaitlyn: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

[taylorshope]

I love The Query

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Maccready: No, I'm serious, dude, nothing scares me more than a swarm of bears.

Piper Wright: Swarm of bears?

Maccready: Yeah

Piper Wright: Herd of bears

Maccready: Of course I’ve heard of bears, Piper.

Piper Wright: Oh my god

Submitted by @bexvalentineart

[nohmakesmecooler]

disappears for a few days only to come back with a new fandom- naturally

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Volo: I hope you’ve got hat insurance, Tav, because I’m about to blow your mind!

Tav: Did you just ask if I had hat insurance?

Volo: Yes, it’s responsible to insure those things which mean the most to you.

Tav: A hat.

Volo: Yes.

Tav: Okay. I know where your priorities lie.