#incorrect quarry quotes

[fluffykitkat]

Allen: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Lenalee : Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Lavi : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Kanda : Did you burn an orange too? How???

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*silence*

[ruins-of-tragedy]

Lux: *in an undercover mission*

Jinx: GODDAM, YOU ARE-

Lux: Shhhh! Can you not be loud about it?!

Jinx: Hot.

Lux: *speechless and turning into a tomato*

Jinx: *whispers* You don't like being hot?

Lux: *doesn't know whether to be flattered or die of mortification 'cause she assumed this random person knew she's a Crownguard*

[deadboyquotes]

*Charles goes down a mysterious tunnel during a case*

Edwin: What’s down there?

Charles: Oh my god, Edwin, you will not believe this.

Edwin: What? What is it?

Charles: It’s nothing.

[fullmoonhijinks]

Ryan: So you think Dylan's the one for me?

Laura: Oh yeah! He's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. He completes you.

[taylorshope]

Laura: Who are you?

Travis: I’m what’s left. Or maybe I’m all there ever was.

Laura: ...I meant your name.

[hedwig123]

OK a few more

[terrorquotestm]

Armitage: Swarm of bears?

Tozer: Yeah.

Armitage: Herd of bears.

Tozer: Of course I’ve heard of bears, Tommy!

Armitage: Oh my god.

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Maccready: No, I'm serious, dude, nothing scares me more than a swarm of bears.

Piper Wright: Swarm of bears?

Maccready: Yeah

Piper Wright: Herd of bears

Maccready: Of course I’ve heard of bears, Piper.

Piper Wright: Oh my god

Submitted by @bexvalentineart

[nobodyproblematic]

Dylan: You got a date yet Jacob?

Jacob: No...

Dylan: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Volo: I hope you’ve got hat insurance, Tav, because I’m about to blow your mind!

Tav: Did you just ask if I had hat insurance?

Volo: Yes, it’s responsible to insure those things which mean the most to you.

Tav: A hat.

Volo: Yes.

Tav: Okay. I know where your priorities lie.

[am-i-dead]

[deadboyquotes]

*The boys need a gun on a case and are arguing over who should have it*

Charles: *picks up the gun* I’m a much better shot.

Edwin: You don’t know that, I might be an amazing shot.

Charles:

Edwin: I might be!

[fullmoonhijinks]

Emma: How to kiss a boy; grab his waist. Slip your hand in his pocket. Steal his wallet. Don’t even kiss him, just run.

[taylorshope]

I love The Query

[sargeantsarmy]

Ryan: *Sarcastically* Come on, be a good boy and give Kaitlyn the gun.

Dylan, in a heart beat: ok

Ryan:

Ryan: … what?

Dylan: You’re right, I should give her the gun.

Ryan:

[terrorquotestm]

Tozer: I’m a much better shot.

Hickey: You don’t know that, I might be an amazing shot.

Tozer: …

Hickey: I might be!