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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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me a few months ago: **would yell and "call out" people when they would act inane on my posts**

me now: "You know what? Whatever floats your boat."

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I miss my one mutual who blocked me for whatever reason. Glad to see that he's doing good, though.

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someday everyone on this site will collectively realize that being a grown adult with the personality of a judgmental highschool meangirl is infinitely more pathetic and shameful than any innocuous cringe otherkin fandom blogger type ever will be and then maybe online will finally be tolerable

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150 sock puppet accounts, rage-baiters, sealioning assholes and edgelords: **try to argue with me**

me:

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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If you have heavy bleeding during your period and you are able to tolerate them; get maxi pads. Yes, they are heavy and bulky, but they are a godsend when you are on blood thinners.

"But they feel like diapers, though!" They're supposed to. Believe it or not, the thicker the pad is, the more absorption it can take. And with a maxi pad being the same consistency of a diaper, well... yeah.

"There are more pads in the ultra thin!!" And why di you think that is, huh? When you bleed through, you'll have to change the pad and you should be changing the pad between 4-5 hours; but when it comes to the ultra thin pad and dealing with an extremely heavy flow, that time period is cut in half.

And imagine those timeframes and dealing with blood thinners? The time is cut in half AGAIN because you're bleeding more and when you bleed more, the likelihood of you seeping out grows.

Wanna know how I know? I get periods, am on blood thinners and I have to deal with this stupid bullshit on a monthly basis. Like, this is a rare case of the "trust me, bro" resource that you could listen to.

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When you’re trying to avoid someone at your door but your food delivery guy arrives

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Ummm, Maia {the puritannical dingbat in the screenshot}... can you not read? It's not a "sex toy." It says it right there; performance aide.

[said in jest, but wow...]

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I love this one house on Zillow, but the realtor's photography skills is **blows raspberries and gives a thumbs down**

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really heavily reject this idea that just by virtue of being oppressed you understand everything about all types of oppression, and that reading theory is unnecessary or is something that unoppressed people do to make themselves feel good. do not fall for this trap. you need to be reading . you need to be learning. your own ideas are good but they can only carry you so far. learn from others.

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Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

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Amazing how I’m a grown adult and I still cannot shake the exact same childhood feeling of thinking im going to “get in trouble”

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