#incorrect naruhina quotes

[animangaandchillsblog]

[headcanon that naruto needs to study in order to become hokage so hinata has to be the one who teaches him]

naruto: im tired of studying...

hinata: you can do it naruto-kun! just a little bit more.. and you'll have the rest of your day!

naruto: but im tired...

hinata: w- well... if you insist, then let's call it a day (begins to pack her things)

naruto: (pulls her hand) no.. not you, i want you to stay

hinata: but you said you want to rest because you're tired of studying

naruto: but i don't want you to go..

hinata: (blushing) wh- why?

naruto: because just by seeing your face makes me calm. can't you stay for a while and hang out for a bit?

hinata: (speechless)

naruto: (laughs hard) hinata i always like that expression of yours! you are so cute yet i like this feeling whenever i see you

hinata: s- stop it! stop making fun of me! im gonna go!

naruto: nooo don't leave me here! i hate studying but i don't hate you!

hinata: then, what? wh- what?

naruto: i like you. i really, really like you. so yeah

hinata: i.. i..

naruto: cmon, let's just have it easy for today

hinata: (starts to make a firm face) n- no naruto-kun! you can't do that. it's not fair!

naruto: what? what's not fair? i like you so shouldn't you be happy?

hinata: well.. you like- lik.. like everyone! i demand a different type of like! what do you think of me?

naruto: (makes a straight and serious face) you're beautiful. i like your eyes the most.

hinata: stop.. stop it!

naruto: (confused) what? im being serious here! i would never lie to you!

hinata: im going

naruto: h- hinata wait-

hinata: (refuses to turn back and keep walking)

naruto: okay- okay i get it! i don't know why you're mad when im being serious but maybe i didn't compliment much? (begins shouting) I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHUCKLE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU MADE GRASP ALL YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER! I LOVE THE IT WHEN YOU MADE A SERIOUS FACE WHILE TEACHING ME! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LAUGH AT MY JOKES! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALWAYS BRING ME GOOD FOOD! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY, THAT TINY FROWN MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH IT! I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

hinata: (blushes furiously and stop walking)

naruto: (stops shouting) oh! are you changing your mind? i knew it! honesty is the best policy!

hinata: (turns around) will you praise other girls like what you did just now? like, perhaps sakura or ino or..

naruto: what are you talking about? i don't like sakura when she's angry, she's scary. ino is too firm if she will ever teach me.

hinata: (sigh) this is going nowhere but i'll stay. on one condition.

naruto: what?

hinata: promise me you won't praise any girl just like what you did before

naruto: (confused) okay.. that seems like an easy rule. of course i won't do that.

hinata: yeah, yeah bec.. because you like me

[inner monologue: as a friend!]

naruto: hinata! (approaches her and hold her hand with both of his hands) stay with me, okay? i mean it.

hinata: (smiles) i'll stay. thank goodness that you're.. you're cute

naruto: (blushing) st- stop it!

hinata: what?

naruto: y- you said we should call it a day and ugh i don't like this heartbeat of mine whenever you say something weird

hinata: i didn't do anything but well, just in case we need to consult with sakura next time

naruto: yeah. well, you're coming with me right? tomorrow after our class session?

hinata: okay, i don- don't have any plans anyway

naruto: (grin) yehee! deal!

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto x Sasuke Amor ❤️

[narutouzumaki-25]

Naruto Uzumaki ✨️

[sasukeuchiha-24]

💜 Sasuke Uchiha 💜

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Naruto: Um...Neat. *later* Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me? Naruto: Didn't you thank her? Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

[nonoel-28]

Naruto: HELP! I TOLD HINATA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!!

Shikamaru: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought I could help?

[becauseimboredincorrectquotes]

kiba: so how’s the parenting life threatening you so far?

shino: yeah, how is it going?

hinata, on her seventh cup of coffee: Boruto is the light of our lives.

naruto, from another room: yeah, a light that won’t fucking shut off.

kiba:

shino:

hinata: he’s fine, he’s just tired.

boruto: *screams*

naruto: *screams back*

and that’s why Kiba and Shino have never had kids😃

[wickermayne]

Original

[sasukesakura7]

Naruto: how am I supposed to ask Hinata on a date?

Sasuke: don’t. Just be like me.

Naruto: I’m not going to ask her to travel with me and then get her pregnant idiot….

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Naruto: How do I ask Hina-er…someone out?

Kakashi: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Sakura: NO!

Kakashi: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Naruto: What the heck’s a car?

Kakashi: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Sasuke: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Naruto: I thought I might stay over at your place tonight.

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: 'Cause we're boyfriend-girlfriend.

Hinata: To do what?

Naruto:

Hinata:

Naruto: I'm actually not sure.

[forumjutsu]

Hinata: I know what this is about... Naruto-kun, I told you we had to pay the check sometimes...

Sai: It's fine, he can't pay.

Sakura: Why?

Sasuke: Nothing.

Naruto: Sai, don't you say another word!

Ino: What is going on here? Sai?

Sai: Sasuke and I lost a bet to Naruto, and now we have to pay.

Ino: Oh, well then...

Sakura: Wait. What was the bet about?

Sasuke: Nothing important.

Sakura: Sai?!

Sai: We wanted to find out whose wife would eat more crickets.

Sakura, Hinata and Ino: WHAT?!

Naruto: Sai, you're an idiot!

Sai: They would have figured it out.

Sasuke: How would they have figured it out?!

Sakura: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Sasuke: You're missing the silver lining here, Sakura. I lost the bet.

Sakura: So... I didn't eat crickets?

Sasuke:

Sai: You and Ino ate three each.

Sakura and Ino: Ohh!

Sai: Hinata had six.

Hinata: Six?! You could've won with four!

Naruto: Baby, baby, I couldn't take that chance.

Sakura: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! *breaks the table*

[narutouzumaki-25]

[kakairuincorrectquotes]

Naruto: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Hinata: You are my reward.

[Meanwhile]

Kakashi: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Iruka: True, you can be a real asshole sometimes.

[crimsonalchemistress]

Sakura: Hey Naruto. Are you wearing your running bottoms... *and* your hoodie?

Kakashi: Naruto, are you going running?

Naruto: *nods*

Hinata: Have fun!

Kakashi: Oh my God. What is wrong with Naruto, Hinata?

Sasuke: Yeah, what happened? Are you guys okay?

Hinata: Naruto is going for a run. If anything we should be asking what is right with Naruto.

Sakura: He only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.

Hinata: He's fine. Everything's okay.

Sai: I just passed Naruto on the street running, on purpose! Oh, my God!

Hinata: Maybe I was wrong.

Sai: *out the window* Naruto! Are you okay?! I see you! And I love you!

Hinata: In my defense, no one on this team emotes in a normal way.

Kakashi: That's fair.

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Sakura: So, what is Naruto to you? Hinata: The reason I wake up every morning. Sakura: ...That’s adorable. Naruto earlier that morning, barging into Hinata′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!