#incorrect my hero academia
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angryrantsofdomesticity · 1 year ago
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Mic: Aizawa's been havin' a hard time getting around since losing his leg. Mic: SO, to cheer him up I got him a cool present! Mic: IT'S A SWORD CANE!! Mic: BUT, I did tell him... he CANNOT use it to chop off his other leg! Mic:I said if you do that, I'm tying you up & NEVER letting you leave the apartment again! Best Jeanist: Man, I know he's into dark humor but isn't that going a bit far? Mic: Nah, He said it'd be an interesting change of pace since I'm usually the one that gets tied up- Best Jeanist: EXCUSE ME???? Mic: I MEAN-- YA KNOW DURING OUR SPARRING MATCHES... with his capture weapon!?? Best Jeanist: Oh, of course! Mic: *sweats nervously*
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gxdofthesun · 2 years ago
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Vigilante Izuku, climbing in through the window after patrol: Ok, so, I did get hit by a bullet, but-
Aizawa: YOU WERE SHOT???
Vigilante Izuku, sarcastically: No, someone threw a bullet at me
Vigilante Izuku: oF COURSE I WAS SHOT.
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fandom-joiner · 10 months ago
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Day Hundred Fifty Five of getting people interested in my fanfic with incorrect quotes
Hiva, who got kidnapped: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Tenya: Several traffic violations.
Eijiro: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Momo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks and a tracker.
Shoto: Midoriya and Bakugo’s rage at the villains’ audacity fueled us.
*Izuku and Katsuki vibrating in the background*
Shoto: Also, that’s not our car.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 years ago
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Dabi: Im a great brother
Shoto: Youve tried to kill me several times
Dabi: Ive changed
Shoto: Yeah. Youre worse now
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propussyslayer · 5 months ago
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aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker
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silverynight · 2 months ago
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Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?
Pro hero Katsuki: No.
Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?
Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.
Interviewer: ...
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nagitosstolenhand · 9 months ago
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fever-dreamer97 · 4 months ago
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Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?
Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.
Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.
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luxthestrange · 10 months ago
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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angryrantsofdomesticity · 1 year ago
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Mic: hey, why wasn't Baukgo in class today?
Aizawa: He got another 3 day detention.
Mic: Ok, but what did he do??
Bakugo:
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definetelysaidatua · 4 months ago
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Denki: *filing in paperwork for Bakugou at the hospital bc he has a broken arm* Okay, who do you want as your emergency contact?
Bakugou: Deku
Denki: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohh boy this could take a while
Bakugou:
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dadzawa-vibes · 6 months ago
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Y/N: You're giving me a sticker?
Aizawa: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-Wow."
Y/N: I'm not a preschooler.
Aizawa: *shrugs* Fine, I'll take it back.
Y/N: No. I earned this. Back off.
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fandom-joiner · 3 months ago
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Getting people interested in my fic with incorrect quotes
*Hiva is casually searching around the room*
Izuku: Hey Hiva, what're you looking for?
Hiva: My will to live.
*Denki walks into the room*
Hiva: Oh, there it is.
Fic Here
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iwillfindanamelater · 1 month ago
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Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you
Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt
Kirishima : i would die for you
Bakugo : don't you fucking dare
Shinsou : i would sleep for you
Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?
Aizawa : i would smile for you
Yamada : MIRACLEEEE
Dabi : i would kill for you
Hawks : you would kill for fun
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writersmorgue · 1 year ago
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Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.
Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕
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silverynight · 7 months ago
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Izuku: Til death do us part, right, Kacchan? Katsuki: It's cute you think death can separate us.
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