#incorrect my hero academia

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Mic: Aizawa's been havin' a hard time getting around since losing his leg. Mic: SO, to cheer him up I got him a cool present! Mic: IT'S A SWORD CANE!! Mic: BUT, I did tell him... he CANNOT use it to chop off his other leg! Mic:I said if you do that, I'm tying you up & NEVER letting you leave the apartment again! Best Jeanist: Man, I know he's into dark humor but isn't that going a bit far? Mic: Nah, He said it'd be an interesting change of pace since I'm usually the one that gets tied up- Best Jeanist: EXCUSE ME???? Mic: I MEAN-- YA KNOW DURING OUR SPARRING MATCHES... with his capture weapon!?? Best Jeanist: Oh, of course! Mic: *sweats nervously*

[fandom-joiner]

Day Hundred Fifty Five of getting people interested in my fanfic with incorrect quotes

Hiva, who got kidnapped: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Tenya: Several traffic violations.

Eijiro: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Momo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks and a tracker.

Shoto: Midoriya and Bakugo’s rage at the villains’ audacity fueled us.

*Izuku and Katsuki vibrating in the background*

Shoto: Also, that’s not our car.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Dabi: Im a great brother

Shoto: Youve tried to kill me several times

Dabi: Ive changed

Shoto: Yeah. Youre worse now

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[silverynight]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?

Pro hero Katsuki: No.

Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?

Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.

Interviewer: ...

[nagitosstolenhand]

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?

Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.

Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.

[iwillfindanamelater]

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

[dadzawa-vibes]

Aizawa: Cmon Mic! Nobody thinks Y/N and Shinsou are my kids!

Present Mic to Class 2-A: Raise your hand if you thought Y/N and Shinsou are Aizawa’s kids.

Todoroki: *Raises hand*

Everyone: *Raises hand*

Aizawa: Y/N, Shinsou put your hands down!

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Mic: hey, why wasn't Baukgo in class today?

Aizawa: He got another 3 day detention.

Mic: Ok, but what did he do??

Bakugo:

[demonicsuffrage]

[fandom-joiner]

Hiva: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Hanta: What the hell?

Hiva: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Hiva, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Hanta, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Master List

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

[furifuriiiii]

I’m pretty sure they never show in the anime how they got to class?? But I love the idea that Denki used to show up to UA in his skateboard before they stayed at the dorms, also idk I feel like Bakugo it’s his dad’s baby and he used to take him to class when he wasn’t busy like PLEASE

[silverynight]

*Pro hero Izuku talking to a reporter in the background*

Pro hero Katsuki: Look at him. I died for him, I killed AFO for him, and it was such a bliss, you have no idea...

Random fan *regretting their life choices*: Listen, man, I just came here for an autograph, so please sign my shirt so I can finally leave.

[definetelysaidatua]

Denki: *filing in paperwork for Bakugou at the hospital bc he has a broken arm* Okay, who do you want as your emergency contact?

Bakugou: Deku

Denki: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohh boy this could take a while

Bakugou: