#incorrect my hero academia

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Mic: Aizawa's been havin' a hard time getting around since losing his leg. Mic: SO, to cheer him up I got him a cool present! Mic: IT'S A SWORD CANE!! Mic: BUT, I did tell him... he CANNOT use it to chop off his other leg! Mic:I said if you do that, I'm tying you up & NEVER letting you leave the apartment again! Best Jeanist: Man, I know he's into dark humor but isn't that going a bit far? Mic: Nah, He said it'd be an interesting change of pace since I'm usually the one that gets tied up- Best Jeanist: EXCUSE ME???? Mic: I MEAN-- YA KNOW DURING OUR SPARRING MATCHES... with his capture weapon!?? Best Jeanist: Oh, of course! Mic: *sweats nervously*

[fandom-joiner]

Day Hundred Fifty Five of getting people interested in my fanfic with incorrect quotes

Hiva, who got kidnapped: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Tenya: Several traffic violations.

Eijiro: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Momo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks and a tracker.

Shoto: Midoriya and Bakugo’s rage at the villains’ audacity fueled us.

*Izuku and Katsuki vibrating in the background*

Shoto: Also, that’s not our car.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Dabi: Im a great brother

Shoto: Youve tried to kill me several times

Dabi: Ive changed

Shoto: Yeah. Youre worse now

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[silverynight]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?

Pro hero Katsuki: No.

Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?

Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.

Interviewer: ...

[nagitosstolenhand]

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?

Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.

Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.

[iwillfindanamelater]

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

[demonicsuffrage]

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Mic: hey, why wasn't Baukgo in class today?

Aizawa: He got another 3 day detention.

Mic: Ok, but what did he do??

Bakugo:

[dadzawa-vibes]

Aizawa: Cmon Mic! Nobody thinks Y/N and Shinsou are my kids!

Present Mic to Class 2-A: Raise your hand if you thought Y/N and Shinsou are Aizawa’s kids.

Todoroki: *Raises hand*

Everyone: *Raises hand*

Aizawa: Y/N, Shinsou put your hands down!

[fandom-joiner]

Hiva: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Hanta: What the hell?

Hiva: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Hiva, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Hanta, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Master List

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

[furifuriiiii]

I’m pretty sure they never show in the anime how they got to class?? But I love the idea that Denki used to show up to UA in his skateboard before they stayed at the dorms, also idk I feel like Bakugo it’s his dad’s baby and he used to take him to class when he wasn’t busy like PLEASE

[silverynight]

*Pro hero Izuku talking to a reporter in the background*

Pro hero Katsuki: Look at him. I died for him, I killed AFO for him, and it was such a bliss, you have no idea...

Random fan *regretting their life choices*: Listen, man, I just came here for an autograph, so please sign my shirt so I can finally leave.

[bruciemilf]

Izuku: I don’t know, I feel like I couldn’t be a hero without a quirk!

Bakugou:

Bakugou: Yeah, so, there’s this quirkless middle school kid, who ran to help me, while grown ass heroes sat and watched. He fought for me, with his bare hands and tears in his eyes. Even if I gave him every reason not to. He’d like to tell you that’s bullshit.

Izuku: oh my god, that’s AMAZING! Who is that?! I have to thank him!

Bakugou: