#incorrect mh quotes

[l0calidi0t]

Jay: Hey Brian. Is that a new hoodie?

Brian: Oh, yeah. Yellow was just getting kinda old, y’know, just wanted to switch it up a bit and stuff-

Jay: Tim stole it, didn’t he

Brian: AND THE ASS WONT GIVE IT BACK EITHER—

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[p0uncivall]

Day 14: incorrect quote

Comic Brian and his painful yearning and regret is perfect for the funnys

[invader376]

Whoops sorry for not posting y'all its been a month

[a-flaming-idiot]

Alma: "Who gave Nata a great sword?!" Hunter: "I did. He said he felt unsafe." Alma: "Well now I feel unsafe!" Hunter: "Oh, I'm sorry..." Hunter: "Would you like a great sword?"

[alexdanger0894]

Marble Hornets Incorrect Quotes #25

Tim: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Alex?

Alex: Jay, easily.

Jay, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Alex: Well, Brian would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.

Brian, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

[drrealityslenderverse]

Alex needs a chill pill

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

[r3tsuk0]

Tim: I really like that person

Brian: Just tell him, be honest

Tim: What if you reject me?

Brian: What if he doesn't? ...Wait, WHAT?

[sunny-potato]

Creepypasta and Marble Hornets fake Tweets

I have so many of these

I'll post more even if a lot of people don't see this idc

[the-blathermouth]

Master Hand: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Kirby: Masty no.

[ravenette11]

Cleo: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!

Clawdeen: Cleo, there's people that are dying.

[sam-is-running-away]

"why did i ever watch those tapes?"

-jay at some point, probably

[darkpeacemusic]

Splendorman: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. LJ: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Jeff: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Nina: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Toby: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Hoodie: Mental stability, my old friend! Splendorman: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[incorrect-mhst-quotes]

Mille: We call that a traumatic experience! Mille looking to Navirou: Not a "bruh moment"! Mille looking to Cheval: Not a "Major L"! Mille looking to Lute: Not a "Sadge"! Mille looking to Michael: And definetly not an "OOf, LMAO"!

[accidentarisen]

"No, Tim. Coffee and cigarettes are not breakfast!" -Jay Merrick probably