#incorrect mh quotes

[l0calidixt]

Jay: Hey Brian. Is that a new hoodie?

Brian: Oh, yeah. Yellow was just getting kinda old, y’know, just wanted to switch it up a bit and stuff-

Jay: Tim stole it, didn’t he

Brian: AND THE ASS WONT GIVE IT BACK EITHER—

[skellophrenia]

another one.. working on actual drawings.. not sure when they will b out doe i be eeping

[p0uncivall]

Day 14: incorrect quote

Comic Brian and his painful yearning and regret is perfect for the funnys

[frogbeart]

Whoops sorry for not posting y'all its been a month

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

[alexdanger0894]

Marble Hornets Incorrect Quotes #12

Alex: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Jay: I sleep with a knife.

Tim: Both of you are pathetic.

Alex: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Tim: Brian.

[r3tsuk0]

Tim: I really like that person

Brian: Just tell him, be honest

Tim: What if you reject me?

Brian: What if he doesn't? ...Wait, WHAT?

[sunny-potato]

Creepypasta and Marble Hornets fake Tweets

I have so many of these

I'll post more even if a lot of people don't see this idc

[sam-is-running-away]

"why did i ever watch those tapes?"

-jay at some point, probably

[darkpeacemusic]

Splendorman: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. LJ: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Jeff: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Nina: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Toby: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Hoodie: Mental stability, my old friend! Splendorman: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[prismolovesfanfiction]

[3amclothesmonster]

Marble Hornets but it's just me saying stupidity out of context

"BOYS CAN BE BOYS BUT NOT ON A CLIFF-" -Brian or Hoody

"I am the homiest of sexuals" -Literally any of them, most likely Jay

*Literally bleeding* "Damn, that really whipped my nae nae" -Alex

*Driving in complete silence* "Hey did you know Benjamin Franklin had 200+ human dead bodies in his basement-" -Alex or Tim

"I am simply a creature. Nothing more" -Skully

"Spinny spinny on the fun chair" -Any of them pre-mh/ interviews

*Talking to chickens* "Y'know... Y'all really understand me" -Masky and or Hoody

"Did he sprain his dick?" -Jay

"STFU HUMMING IS SCARY-" -Jay and Tim

"Whoever gave me the ability to walk the plains of existence is regretting it" -The operator

"Stop I actually wanted to beat up Tinkerbell when I was younger" -Alex

"STOP EATING ROCKS-" -Idk

"Fjdjfdjxcncncmcjfcjvm jtjjdrjemdm eeeeeee wxjdjckdm heehehe I spun around at 1am mid air" -Totheark

[accidentarisen]

"No, Tim. Coffee and cigarettes are not breakfast!" -Jay Merrick probably

[incorrect-mhst-quotes]

Lute: Okay, Truth or Dare? Cheval: Truth Lute: How many hours have you slept this week? Cheval: Cheval: ...Dare Lute: Go to bed! Cheval: I don't like this game.

[creepylittlelady]

Puppet Strings incorrect quotes! (Mainly the Proxies and lore important characters lol)

Masky: You ruined my life! You killed all of my friends! You MADE ME MURDER THEM. Slenderman, but Charles: Boy who tf are you

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*All the Pastas doing karaoke* *Hoody's turn to sing* Hoody: *stands in complete silence* Other Pastas: *Confusion* Masky and Toby: LET'S FUCKING GO BRIAN!!! YOU'RE KILLING IT!!!!!! KILL 'EM BRIAN!!!

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Operator, done using the Slenderman body: Charles mboy it's time for you to come back! Charles: *braindead noises*

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*Masky digging through Lazari's bedroom* Masky: Oh, what's this? *reads the cover* Masky: 'I Eat Pasta For Breakfast'...? *one hour later* Masky: DID I JUST LET SLENDERMAN SLAP ME??? WHY AM I BUILT LIKE A TWINK??? WHY DO I HAVE PAPER AND CRAYONS??? WHY AM I SLENDERMAN'S SERVANT??? WHY DO I LIKE CHEESECAKE??? WHY AM I GAY??? *Has an existential crisis*

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The Proxies: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ROUGE! *all of them having a fun time* Zalgo, watching from the window: I had a mother once. *cries* Rake: Uhm???? Stripes: He just does that it's fine.

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Toby: Hey dad? Slenderman, but the Operator: If you ever call me that again I'm fucking exterminating you.

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Sally: Hey Ben, what's a 'SMILE HD'? Ben: It's a fun Pinkie Pie music video! We should watch it together :) Sally: Oo, I love Pinkie Pie! Lazari: NO

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Masky: Lazari what the fuck is this? *shows a picture of Cheesecake Masky* Masky: Why are you tormenting me like this? Lazari: Because you called me an annoying brat. Masky: But I hate Cheesecake? Lazari: I want to make you suffer :3

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EJ: *going full demon mode and trying to eat anything* Jeff: EJ this isn't you :((( Toby: BAD EJ DOWN *Pepper Sprays*

Can you tell who my favourite characters are lol

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Nefera: So, what is Frankie to you?

Cleo: The reason I wake up every morning.

Nefera: ... Holy shit that's adorable.

[earlier that morning]

Frankie, bursting into Cleo’s room and continuously jumping on top of her: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!