#incorrect lupin iii quotes

[agu-doodles]

Another art based on incorrect Lupin III quote, this time from: @incorrectlupiniiiquotes - the link to the specific post:

[kittykat-pikachu]

[peaterookie]

Lupin: I will kill anyone I find unfunny

Goemon: National Suicide and Crisis Lifeline or dial 988

Lupin: Shut the fuck up

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Shiori: Luckily, there's a group of people who are able to find us anywhere! (Picks up a radio and speaks into it) Hello~

(Smash cut to Justice in a Helicopter)

Elizabeth: ADVENT!

[formlessvoidbeast]

Jigen, painfully genre-aware as he watches Lupin's antics: What a cartoon character of a man. I can't believe I'm fucking him.

Goemon: I mean... you don't have to?

Jigen: Oh, that ship sailed years ago.

[incorrectlupingang]

Jigen: I think Goemon is pissed at you

Lupin: What makes you say that??

Jigen: He sent you this note

Lupin, reading aloud: "Dear Lupin, I hope this message finds you before I do"

[spiltinksky]

Seokmin: You know, Jihoon, for our leader, you’re pretty diabolical.

Jihoon: *laughing maniacally while loading various weapons*

Seungkwan: He is evil!

Seokmin: You know, I don’t think he started out that way. I think we had something to do with it...

[artemisfowlcodex]

(The team is riding a boat in the Aegean Sea)

Holly: That guy in The Odyssey, isn't this where he sailed around for like twenty years? What was his name again?

Artemis: Odysseus.

Holly: Bless you.

Juliet: Yeah, what was his name?

Artemis: Odysseus!

Holly: You alright, Artemis?

Artemis: No, I'm trying to--

[dougielombax]

“We couldn’t get the safe, it was embedded in the wall.”

“So what did you do?”

“We…we had to steal the entire vault. I don’t suppose you have a large truck we could borrow.”

[mythawolf]

Lupin: C’mon, Pops! Why do you think I’m always up to something?

Zenigata: That’s because you *are* always up to something!

[youmeansus]

Jigen: What's wrong?

Lupin: Oh... Jigen... I've been overeating myself on cookies....

Jigen: Tch! What grown man overeats himself on...?

*stares at him*

Jigen: …forget it. Question returned.

Lupin: *protesting burp*

[silverior968]

Anton: Well I’m not what you’d call a party animal, so count me out of this

Saracen: He’s right! Have either of you ever seen Anton try to dance? It’s frightening!

[peaterookie]

Lupin: Hey Goemon.

Goemon: Hm?

Lupin: If you cut off your arm would it hurt?

Goemon: Duh

Lupin: But how

Goemon: Because my arm got cut off??

Lupin: Where would you feel the pain???

Goemon: In my ar-

Lupin: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL THE PAIN-

Both: IF YOUR ARM IS GONE?

[sox-rok68]

Lupin: "Man, you gotta hand it to Fujiko🥰"

Jigen: "Sure you do. If you don't, she takes it when you're not looking😑"

[giantkillerjack]

Lupin III, losing his patience with a particularly pompous mark: Jigen, we're gonna have to put the heist on hold for a minute; I gotta make a detour and fuck this guy's wife.

Bored unappreciated trophy wife, later that day: *answers the door*

Lupin: Hi I'm trying to rob your husband - wanna have sex?

Wife: 'kay.

joke inspired by this video at the 1:52 mark, although tbh it is a short video and it is absolutely worth watching the whole thing.

[incorrectlupingang]

Lupin: What do you call a dictionary that's addicted to drugs?

Jigen: If you say "Addictionary" I swear to God I'll kill you

Lupin: ... I was going to say "High Definition" but yours is better