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Lupin: What is the ONE thing women that reject me have in common? Lupin: They know me Goemon:

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Goemon: You need to make them think you are stronger than you actually are

Lupin: [gasps] Is that what you do?

Goemon: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demolish them

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Lupin: Jigen and I are so close that we even share a toothbrush!

Jigen: Right

Jigen: Wait, we what-

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Lupin: Do you want to go grab some lunch?

Jigen: I already ate with Goemon, but is there anything else you want?

Lupin:

Lupin: Loyalty

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Lupin: Make out with me if I'm wrong

Lupin: But 2+2 is five, right?

Fujiko: Correct

Lupin: Hey no, wait-!

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Jigen to Fujiko: I'd tell you to go to hell, but I don't wanna accidentally meet up later

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Lupin: Fact: I can jump higher than any tree

Goemon: How is that possible?

Lupin: Trees can't jump

Goemon: I am going to kill you.

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may i offer you some lupin iii doodles tonight while i get used to drawing the gang (the quote that lupin's saying is from @incorrectlupingang )

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Lupin: I can't sleep

Goemon: They say that when you cannot sleep it is because someone is thinking about you

Lupin in his mind: Ooh maybe it's Fujiko...

Zenigata at 3am: LUUUPIIIIIIIIIIN

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Lupin: She's so pretty!

Goemon: Focus!

Lupin: I am focusing! I'm focusing on how pretty she is!

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Lupin: This whole 'Valentines Day' thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies, the candy stores- they're all just trying to rip off innocent customers!

Jigen: Fujiko said no, huh?

Lupin, clutching his heart dramatically: I am so lonely

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Lupin: Goemon! You're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!

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Zenigata: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk

Zenigata: *cuts piece of cake*

Jigen: ...can I have some?

Zenigata: Cake is for talkers

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Fujiko: When I die, my tombstone won't say RIP, it'll say VIP

Jigen: That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you

Fujiko: Yeah, the throne

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Lupin: Hey, you wanna spend Christmas with us?

Goemon: I hate being the third wheel.

Lupin: Oh, please, you've been the third wheel with me and Jigen for so long I think of us as a tricycle

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Fujiko: I've heard you have extremely high standards in women

Jigen: I do. They just need to be guys

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Zenigata: This is the worst thing you've ever done

Lupin: You say that so much, it has lost all meaning