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[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

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Hi guys, it's ya boi, Aster. You may know me as that guy who wrote two insanely long danny phantom/tim drake fanfics. You may have no idea what I'm talking about. That's fine.

I'm opening up commissions so that I can (hopefully) save up enough to cut off my tits before this administration bans all gender affirming care. you know.

Standard pricing: sketch • lineart • full color

Bust: 20 • 25 • 30

Half Body: 25 • 33 • 40

Full Body: 40 • 50 • 60

Just the sketch price is added for every additional character.

For more complicated, painting style pieces with full backgrounds, base price is 80, and I'll provide an estimate based on the content and my average time on similar pieces. These may cost as much as 300 USD.

I will draw: OCs, NSFW, furries, gore, fanart, mythical creatures and any combination of those things

I will not draw: NSFW scenes involving underage characters, mechs

Please message me with any questions! I have 5 slots available :)

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person whose company i enjoy: sorry i made you feel uncomfortable/upset last time we hung out

me (autistic) (not uncomfortable or upset) trying to figure out which body language and facial expressions i might’ve used incorrectly:

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sawronpa! cause i said so

as arin hanson once said: "this is like saw but dumber. and saw is already dumb"

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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

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watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that we can't get over without jumping" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that

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stoppppp posting pictures of food bro i’m so hungry i could eat a. fluttershy cover your ears. i’m so hungry i could eat a horse man.

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i got it down guys trust me.

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

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horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.

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