#incorrect jelsa quotes

[gyubby99]

Jack: [jumps onto bed next to Elsa]

Jack: Once again, fate throws us together.

Elsa: We’ve been married for five years.

Elsa: This is our bedroom.

[superbrightbrat56]

Jack: You know, you seem very unapproachable.

Elsa: Yet here you are...

[moxiebxtch]

Jack: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Elsa: Well maybe you should have some principles.

Jack: You’re right, maybe I should.

[frostandspirits]

Jack: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Hiccup: Neither.

Hiccup: Because its twelve.

[gyubby99]

Intrusive thoughts smh

Elsa, writing her diary as she speaks: Jack is so fine, I wanna get him pregnant

Anna, appearing from under the bed: Let's not do that

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Artanis: Who in Oblivion are you?!

Farkas: The man who's gonna marry you.

Artanis: Oh, so you're delusional?

*a few years later, after some murder and werewolf shenanigans*

Farkas, holding Artanis' hand so he can show off their wedding rings: Look who's delusional now!

Artanis: You're really not letting that go?

Farkas: I'm not you.

Artanis: *sighs* *kisses Farkas*

[theicequeen]

Jack: If I was the last person on earth would you date me?

Elsa: If you were the last person on earth I wouldn’t exist.

Jack: 

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Finally! It's here! :D

I don't really think Chris Pine is miscast. Some teenage boys have very deep voices.

I like that they see Elsa as ace because I feel the same about her. I don't mind the Jelsa shipping since they share many experiences, not just they can make snow. Though, I usually see them as best friends or having a sibling relationship.

I once was sure of my identity until this late April. I almost lost my sense of identity when I discovered that my entire 24 years of my life is set up by my narcissistic family and I end up questioning and hating my path. Since then, life has been more downs than ups, but I keep going. I am slowly trying to rebuild and reshape my identity.

I know that I love to make people laugh - I say funny jokes, share funny memes and act in exaggerated ways (I even create this incorrect quotes blog!). I do find it easy to be amused. I also love to express my feelings and thoughts - either through singing, writing or designing. I throw all my emotions, be it positive or negative into creative work, and so long as I am determined, I end up creating a lot impressive stuff. The problem is that I lack patience, I lack the determination to stick to the plan, and I can get too emotional that I end up destroying my creations and hurting people. I also love to analyze the things I am interested in, mostly character psychology and interesting cases, but I don't think that I can be a good therapist or a good lawyer.

I am 24 and I don't know where I am going. My future is uncertain and I am mostly uncertain of who I truly can be. I have not found my full potential - just a scramble of various talents. I just feel that my center is Knowledge but I am not entirely sure about it and what should I do with it. I just have to keep going to find myself.

[gyubby99]

LMFAO YEA

Did elsa ever peg jack

SHE WOULD OMFG

SHE SO WOULD

[incorrect-jelsa-quotes]

Anna: *opens Jack’s bedroom door* Jack what time is it? I can”t sleep and it’s to dark to see the clock.

Jack: *is somehow awake* Idk, hand me that recorder.

*plays recorder*

Elsa: WHO IN AHTOHALLAN IS PLAYING A RECORDER AT 2 AM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jack: *smirks* 2 AM.

[jelsacookies]

North: Tell me, Jack. Are you in love with Elsa?

Jack: What? No!

North: Then would you care to explain why the frost on the window looks like her silhouette?

Jack: No, it doesn- Oh.

[gyubby99]

Jack: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's shitty joke right now.

Jack: Be patient, queen, a true clown is on the way.

[superbrightbrat56]

Jack: Okay, if I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?

Elsa: Jack. If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn't exist.

[moxiebxtch]

Hiccup and Flynn after locking Jack and Elsa’s baby in the car:

Flynn: I’m breaking the window!

Hiccup, on the phone: WE LOCKED OUR FRIENDS’ BABY IN THE CAR AND PEOPLE ARE JUDGING US!

Flynn: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT!

Hiccup: Do not break the window! You’ll get glass on him!

911 Operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.

Hiccup: That’s a man!

Flynn: DON’T WORRY ATLAS! I’M COMING FOR YOU!

[frostandspirits]

Elsa is soft for Jack ONLY

Elsa: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Jack: I wrote you a poem...

Elsa, already crying: You did?

[ariddletobesolved]

Jack: I have two hands.

Jack: One is for holding my staff.

Jack: One is for tenderly holding Elsa's hand.