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MoxieBxtch
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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“Go ahead and talk during silent reading. I hope you like burning in hell.”
- Elsa, probably.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Elsa: There’s a Walgreens right around the corner, you can just get a new toothbrush over there.
Hiccup: Yeah, no. I was banned from every Walgreens because I kept asking the 17 year old cashier to solve ethical dilemmas.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Hiccup: What the Helheim happened in here?
Elsa: Jack tried to hit the griddy but he did it wrong so I said, “Bro’s hitting the shitty.” And now he won’t stop crying.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Elsa: Hiccup and I are here so we can come to some sort of amicable solution to the problem. What would the Guardians like to propose to resolve the situation?
Bunny: It’s snowing in May in Colorado. We want to tell Jack that he sucks at his job.
Elsa: I will slit my throat and Hiccup’s throat before I let that happen.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Jack: So are you into short guys or tall guys?
Merida: It doesn’t really matter as long as they’re a woman.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Merida: *spits out her food* Ew, this is disgusting!
Elsa: Hey! We do not spit in here! Once it’s in your mouth you swallow.
Jack: Of course YOU’D say that.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Anna: It’s remarkable how you make me angry so fast.
Jack: I literally only said 6 words.
Anna: Yet here I am, seething with rage.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Hiccup: You and Flynn come up with the worst ideas.
Jack: Then why are you coming with us?
Hiccup: Because someone has to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Elsa: Jack can I get a sip of your water?
Jack: It’s not water.
Elsa: Vodka! I like your style.
Jack: It’s vinegar.
Elsa: Wha-
Jack: It’s vinegar, coward.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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“If anyone has experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.”
-Jack Frost, probably.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Jack: I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m a bit of a goofball and it was suggested that I was out of my league when I landed Elsa.
Jack: By Merida mostly, and North. And Bunny.
Jack:. . .and Elsa.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Jack: I don’t know Elsa. You really need to stop snapping at people. You yelled at Bunny for calling me special.
Elsa: Sweetie, that wasn’t a compliment.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Flynn: Come on! We’ll make a day of it, it’ll be fun!
Hiccup: I can’t believe I have to say this but I don’t have time to go get tested for STDs with you.
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Bunny: Let’s try this one more time. Something’s threatening the kids of the world, you need to get rid of it. What do you do?
Jack: Call the Guardi-
Bunny: YOU ARE THE GUARDIANS!!!
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moxiebxtch · 9 months ago
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Elsa: You didn’t have to hit him!
Merida: You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what he said to me!
Elsa: What did he say?
Merida: He said, ‘What are you gonna do? Hit me?’
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moxiebxtch · 1 year ago
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Hiccup and Flynn after locking Jack and Elsa’s baby in the car:
Flynn: I’m breaking the window!
Hiccup, on the phone: WE LOCKED OUR FRIENDS’ BABY IN THE CAR AND PEOPLE ARE JUDGING US!
Flynn: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT!
Hiccup: Do not break the window! You’ll get glass on him!
911 Operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Hiccup: That’s a man!
Flynn: DON’T WORRY ATLAS! I’M COMING FOR YOU!
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moxiebxtch · 1 year ago
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Elsa: We didn’t even have a wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Jack: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.
Elsa: You BEGGED me to marry you.
Jack: It’s true. I did.
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