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crashlanding-skywalker · 5 months ago
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[Obi-wan chilling with the 212th in a scape-pod after blowing up a whole Republic fleet]
Force ghost Qui-gon: Obi-wan...
Obi-wan: Oh no, "Obi-wan" in B flat.
Obi-wan: You're disappointed.
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obes-kenobes-benos · 1 year ago
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Mace: Some padawans might have gotten into a bar brawl.
Tholme: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Mace: One of them punched a gang member.
Tholme: Quinlan?
Mace: Obi-Wan, actually.
Tholme: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?
Mace:
Mace: Yeah?
Cal: Can we fight you for it?
Mace: It’s a shitty job though
Mace: No one should want this job
Mace: Why would you want this job?
Ahsoka: Bragging rights?
Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!
Mace: Yeah, good enough
Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it
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curlygirlybitchachos · 10 months ago
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Padawan Reader
Cody: Y/n's at that very special age when a teenager has only one thing on their mind.
Obi-wan: Love?
Cody, smiling: Homicide.
Obi-wan, shocked: what?
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incorrectskywalkers · 1 year ago
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more disaster lineage cal au incorrect quotes because i really want to write a fic about this but writer's block be damned so i'm doing this instead
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Anakin: I lost Cal. Obi-Wan: How did you LOSE Cal?! Anakin: To be fair, he is very small.
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Obi-Wan, watching Cal do something stupid: Anakin, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Anakin: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Obi-Wan: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Obi-Wan: Cal, please get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you? Cal, to Anakin: Obi-Wan wants you to get out of the house.
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Anakin, to Cal: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Cal: Twelve, actually. Anakin: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Cal: Yours. Anakin: That's right, no one's. Also don't tell Obi-Wan about this.
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Anakin: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Obi-Wan: Cal and Ahsoka were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Cal: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Ahsoka: *crouches down* Obi-Wan: *kneels down* Anakin: *sits on the floor* Cal: Cal: I hate all of you.
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Anakin, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip- Cal: In our favorite piece of shit! Ahsoka: Doing 95! Obi-Wan: We’re going to kriffing die!
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oftenlyshitposting · 1 year ago
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*ezra and sabine sibling-arguing heatedly*
shin: ...what's going on?
ahsoka: entertainment
hera: more like repeated history, i say
shin: what? what do you mean?
jacen: they're doing the 2nd mandalorian-jedi war
ezra & sabine: ENOUGH OF THAT JOKE
shin: you're right, 'soka, it is entertainment
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bibannana · 1 year ago
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Qui-Gon *looking at a sign while stroking his beard*: It's a sign from the force.
Mace *blinks and re-reads the sign*: Uh no this sign is from a bar? About half off drinks??
Qui-Gon *inputting the co-ordinates of the bar*: A truely compelling sign.
Kit *turning the speeder around*: Has me convinced.
Plo *shrugs*: Completely convincing.
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darth-kote · 2 days ago
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Qui-Gon: Padawan, I need you to return to the Archives and- Obi-Wan [long drawn-out sigh]: Master Nu already said the holocrons and scrolls won't hold any information on Master Yoda's species. Qui-Gon: ... that's.. not what I'm researching. Obi-Wan: You can't live forever, Master. [breezing out of the room] Qui-Gon: watch me.
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gringle-pringle · 2 years ago
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Been reading Star Wars Fan fiction lately and I need to share this idea.
Corusant. Between episodes 1 and 2.
Imagine. You’re a newly knighted Jedi about to be debriefed for a mission with your two fellow knights and master Obi-wan Kenobi arrives with a little 13 year old Anakin trailing behind him who looks to have a sour expression over something. So Obi-wan begins to explain the mission to you and your friends.
But as obi-wan begins to gesticulate, talking about the politics and culture of the planet you’re visiting you notice the little golden-haired boy put on a very serious expression and begin to copy his master tit for tat. He ever got the beard stroke down to a science. You try to keep a straight face. You really do. But luckily your friend, Illumna breaks first, snickering. Obi-wan’s brow furrows in confusion, hands on his hips, “is something funny?”
The Padawan furrows his own brows, arms akimbo in a perfect copy and it’s just too funny, you break, bending over with laughter, and suddenly your two friends are cracking up alongside you. Obi-wan looks completely confused, looking around before turning around and staring pointedly at his padawan who stood in model deferential position, a look of pure innocence on his face before his master turned around.
“Anakin.” Obi-wan raised a suspicious eyebrow, “Why are my three jedi knight debrief-ees laughing in hysterics?”
Anakin shrugged, lips pursed, “I haven’t the faintest.”
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crashlanding-skywalker · 5 months ago
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Anakin: You call it outfit repeating
Anakin: I call it strong branding
Anakin: If I had to throw a birthday party tomorrow and ask everyone to dress exactly like me
Anakin: they know exactly what to wear, okay?
Anakin: I have a default Sim outfit and I'm not ashamed of that.
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luminalightsverse · 2 years ago
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-Ahsoka and Rex argue about who of them is older and should be allowed to drink alcohol-
Ahsoka, pulls the mug with beer towards her: I'm older!
Rex, pulls it back towards him: No, I am! I'm already an adult, while you're still a child!
Ahsoka: No! Actually I'm older. I was born 36 BBY, while you were born 32 BBY. That makes me older than you!
Rex, grumbles: Those kriffing numbers mean nothing *empties his beer*
Oona, watches how the mug is pulled back and forth then peers curiously to Cody's mug and tries to reach for it over the table
Cody, pulls the cup out of her reach without looking up: Don't even think about it kid!
Oona, pouts: I'm older too!
Cody, looks up from his datapad speaking very calmly: No your not.
Oona: Yes I am!
Cody, sighs: No Oona, your not. Rex and I were born 32 BBY and you were born 31 BBY. So in fact you're even the youngst here at the table.
Oona, still pouting: Those kriffing numbers mean nothing!
Rex, snorts and almost spits out his beer
Cody, raises an eyebrow then squints angry at Rex whispering: I hate you!
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thechaoticfanartist · 2 years ago
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Palpatine think he has Grim figured out but there is nothing to figure out.
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jewishcissiekj · 10 months ago
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as much as I like Cavan Scott and Dooku: Jedi Lost I can not wrap my head around Ky Narec willingly staying on Rattatak with A FORCE-SENSITIVE CHILD HE SHOULD'VE TAKEN TO THE TEMPLE for like about 20 years because he thinks he should be in exile??? I might have misunderstood it but that's such an insane concept. What would make him do that.
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oftenlyshitposting · 1 year ago
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sabine: i've been told that i have a really unique way of lighting up the rooms i enter
shin: .... and that is a really unique way of telling us you are a pyromaniac arsonist
ezra: you literally have ten arson charges, sabine
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sinvulkt-moeta · 2 years ago
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sunflower-chai · 6 months ago
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THANK YOU the acolyte for disproving the “jedi steal kids” sentiment held by so much of the fandom. they ask for permission from a guardian before children can be tested! and even if they pass it is their choice to go or not!
also thank you for giving me more physically affectionate jedi!! other than kanan and ezra, and one time with anakin and ahsoka after ahsoka literally died, i feel like we never see masters hug their padawans. sol and osha’s hug gave me LIFE.
really curious about what exactly the coven on brendok is. they don’t seem to be nightsisters yet they call themselves witches. they seem a little sus since they discourage osha from going into/learning about the outside world, which feels slightly cultish. but also mother aniseya clearly loves her girls and they clearly love her. she does not physically harm them (other than the force push during the training exercise) and she is warm and nurturing. it’s very complicated and i hope the show delves into that further. also what is it with force-sensitive children not having fathers?? lol.
i liked the contrast of mae wanting to share everything with osha while osha wants to discover who she is as an individual, creating some interesting tension in their relationship. i also feel like mae was a really good example of what unhealthy attachment actually looks like. if she cannot have osha, no one can. and she does not care about the potential repercussions for everyone else. i think mae might have realized she went too far near the end when she begged osha to jump over to her, but then she fell and it was too late. and her hatred for the jedi has twisted her mind so much that she does not blame herself for what happened but projects it onto them. they are the ones who wanted to take osha away. they are the reason osha is (presumably) dead. she is not at fault. they forced her hand.
it’s a really intriguing thought process, and i’m wondering where it came from. has mae always been this way? did the ascension ceremony change her nature in some way? this sort of goes back to my questions about the coven. mother aniseya said they were exiled for using “dark” powers. so are they dark side users? it’s interesting how they refer to the force as “the thread” and place more emphasis on individual agency over destiny (i.e., “the will of the force”). but mother aniseya also criticizes those who see the force as a “power” to wield rather than something that connects the galaxy. which is just… misinformed? the jedi also don’t see the force as a power? literally “the force surrounds us. it penetrates us. it binds the galaxy together.” so maybe they have some incorrect assumptions.
wondering if mae’s current master finds her on brendok after the fire. i feel like that would make sense. she’s eight years old and the only person left alive on the planet, she would need someone to find her. and continue to cultivate that hate within her and form her into the living weapon she is today.
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