#but brilliant

[darth-kote]

Qui-Gon: Padawan, I need you to return to the Archives and- Obi-Wan [long drawn-out sigh]: Master Nu already said the holocrons and scrolls won't hold any information on Master Yoda's species. Qui-Gon: ... that's.. not what I'm researching. Obi-Wan: You can't live forever, Master. [breezing out of the room] Qui-Gon: watch me.

[whump-in-the-closet]

Okay but here is what I found:

There’s a Detroit company called Extreme Kidnapping, where people pay from $500 to $1500 to get tied up, shocked by an actual stun gun and kidnapped just for fun.

Sounds so whumpy

damn

that’s a lot of money. would be a shame if it went wrong and it was a real kidnapping and they were stuck in a basement with someone who had a stun gun :/

that’s so whumpy tho man

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

I’m so funny

[icedbatik]

A tweet in the wake of the Oct. 13, 2023, Pens@Caps game

[tamsinswriting]

Thank Someone that this exists.

Mountain Goat David Tennant (David tries to climb a tree :)) - YouTube

I'm adding the video in case someone missed it and wants to see the context for Bildad the Shuite climbing a tree . . .

The real mountain goat 🐐

[retrogamingblog2]

Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

[theknightlywolfe]

[popomegranate]

The fact that Caitlyn finds out about the ventilation system her mom made to help the zaunites have clean air because she thought that they deserved to breathe, and Caitlyn immediately weaponized that against them?Simultaneously demonstrating the dark path she is heading down while also implying that Cassandra would not approve of the path her daughter is going down.

[haysprite]

is he fucking stupid???

[n0ahsferatu]

anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!

(inspired by this post:)

[goryfluff]

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

[thesnadger]

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

[linkcharacter]

We should have some

[tawnysoup]

Their POV

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

‼️ GOOD MORNING GF NATION ‼️