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Qui-Gon: Padawan, I need you to return to the Archives and- Obi-Wan [long drawn-out sigh]: Master Nu already said the holocrons and scrolls won't hold any information on Master Yoda's species. Qui-Gon: ... that's.. not what I'm researching. Obi-Wan: You can't live forever, Master. [breezing out of the room] Qui-Gon: watch me.
#force ghosted that shit#and yoda was like#suprised pikachu face#star wars incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#qui gon and obi wan#jocasta nu#yoda#yaddle#i so dearly love qui-gon's and obi's relationship#they are dumb#but brilliant#and never know when to stop#star wars#the clone wars#star wars prequels#master and apprentice#quiobi#qui gon jinn#obi wan kenobi#padawan obi wan#jedi#obi goes to the archives as told#but he does not research the mysterious species#he drinks tea with Jocasta#which is where his predilection for the beverage stems#star wars headcanons
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Okay but here is what I found:
There’s a Detroit company called Extreme Kidnapping, where people pay from $500 to $1500 to get tied up, shocked by an actual stun gun and kidnapped just for fun.
Sounds so whumpy
damn
that’s a lot of money. would be a shame if it went wrong and it was a real kidnapping and they were stuck in a basement with someone who had a stun gun :/
that’s so whumpy tho man
#whump#troy talks#could you imagine tho#if a whumper took advantage of this#and set up a whole company just so they could get to whumpee who’s an adrenaline junkie#mannnn#that would be brilliant#evil.#but brilliant
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I’m so funny
#that two parter was bonkers#but brilliant#gomez was ill his entire life#then morticia is hot and boom he’s healthy#grandpa joe moment#I never thought I’d compare gomez addams to grandpa joe#the addams family#the addams family 1964#gomez and morticia#morticia addams#gomez addams#my shit
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Thank Someone that this exists.
Mountain Goat David Tennant (David tries to climb a tree :)) - YouTube
I'm adding the video in case someone missed it and wants to see the context for Bildad the Shuite climbing a tree . . .
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The real mountain goat 🐐
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Why did Game Freak remove this feature?
#pokemon#nintendo#ds#gaming#video games#nintendo ds#pokemon diamond#pokemon pearl#pokemon platinum#sinnoh#retro#2000s#00s#funny#lol#humor#meme#gen iv#gen 4#pokemon bdsp#pokemon brilliant diamond#pokemon shining pearl#switch#nintendo switch#nostalgia#nostalgic#2000ish#retrogaming
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The fact that Caitlyn finds out about the ventilation system her mom made to help the zaunites have clean air because she thought that they deserved to breathe, and Caitlyn immediately weaponized that against them?Simultaneously demonstrating the dark path she is heading down while also implying that Cassandra would not approve of the path her daughter is going down.
#it’s brilliant#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#cassandra kiramman#caitvi
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deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay w being perceived as bitchy
#they remind me of my brilliant beautiful engineer arab mom#yesss get mad stand ur ground ilysm i can’t be mad even if it’s directed at me
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We should have some
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#jimmy mouthwashing#captain curly#fanart#linkch art#so remember that curly's hypothetical chalkboard-tasting cake#that sounds pretty brilliant yeah
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is he fucking stupid???
#ah yes#cause senshi's helmet defo fits under the frog suit#brilliant observation skills ya dumbass#chilchuck#senshi#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi
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anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!
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#everyone say THANK YOU detective lae’zel for this brilliant deduction#artists on tumblr#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate fanart#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion#bg3 tav#noah.jpg
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
#ev nautilus#nautilus live#marine biology#sea creatures#ocean animals#marine animals#works#HI THERE AGAIN#LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GUYS#I love them so much!!!#talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping etc#remember when I made gifs of the older streams#I never know how to tag these though
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David Lynch has died at the age of 78. He's gone off to the big Red Room.
“I learned that just beneath the surface there’s another world, and still different worlds as you dig deeper. I knew it as a kid, but I couldn’t find the proof. It was just a feeling. There is goodness in blue skies and flowers, but another force - a wild pain and decay - also accompanies everything.”
— David Lynch
#david lynch#blue velvet#twin peaks#dune 1984#movies#hollywood#death notice#rest in power you brilliant bastard
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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:
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#dnd#xanathar#long post#i feel in my bones that an early draft of this image had some typical frazetta-esque bikini girls here#and then a brilliant and heroic artist said no-- shirtless dudes#described in alt text
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da2 isn't the best dragon age game *because* it's openly a tragedy, but being a tragedy forces a level of narrative coherence that the other games in the series don't have, and *that's* what makes it a better game.
okay, so. dragon age 2 runs on nested foreshadowing and a limited set of themes that almost every character and plot beat fall into: love is not enough, wealth is not enough, power is not enough, good intent is not enough. the problems you run into are structural, rather than individual, and your ability to resolve them as one person is strictly limited. the arishok is a central figure for this, because he prefigures every other tragedy and makes the game's thesis statement as clear as possible. he doesn't want to be in kirkwall, but he is compelled to remain until he gets back what was stolen. he doesn't want to lead a coup attempt, but he is compelled by qunari codes of justice to act. he does not want to die and fail his duty, but but he is compelled to by the other two impossible demands. every tragedy in kirkwall is the result of too many people with wildly different definitions of justice crammed into one place specifically designed to maximize human misery and suffering, and so you get a wonderfully nested narrative onion where each quest reinforces that idea, where there are no good options, just positions you can take — even the affinity system plays into that, where constantly gassing up your friends or constantly pushing them to change are equally correct ways to go, but ones that won't ultimately make a huge difference in their lives or characters, because no matter how much they like you, they're not under your control.
this coherence is even justified by the framing device. of *course* the moral of the game is "insisting on a dogmatic, narrow idea of justice destroys individuals and societies," it's a yarn being spun by varric the con artist to a chantry cop!
neither origins or inquisition play with that sort of narrative complexity. origins is a jaundiced hero's quest, certainly, but it's still basically a hero's quest; inquisition has a number of characters who question what you're doing and why, but the multitude of voices pulls the game in too many potential directions. DA2 was so constrained in its production that it pulled on decidedly ancient theatrical traditions, and it worked so, so well
#dragon age 2#also having unity of place rather than time is brilliant#it would benefit so much from a kiwami remake#where kirkwall is just more alive than was possible at the time#where day and night happen more organically#where there's no fast travel
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