#incorrect initial d quotes

[pissmaster228]

[dxc-95]

(All upon seeing Tenshi's facial lightning scars) Luffy: Ooh! Your scars are cool! Zoro: You look like a fighter. Nami: Yeep! Usopp: Whoa! Th-those look gnarly! Sanji: Oh! Well, you're still pretty, even with those. Chopper: Those look like third-degree Lichtenburg figures. Or just scars from a lightning bolt. Robin: You look like you stood outside in a thunderstorm at the wrong time. Franky: Geez, who screwed up your face? (later apologizes profusely) Brook: Oh dear! You frightened me! Jinbe: Oh my... Fujitora/Issho: (after feeling her face) ... You've been through a lot, haven't you?

[luv4fandoms]

Round 2 of Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes!

Round 1

Every 10 incorrect quotes I do I'll make a main post like this to add to my masterlist. Also there are links to the individual posts in the first line of each quote.

Y/N: *Carves "(First initial) + D" into a tree*

David: What an idiot

David: *Adds "4 ever"*

Y/N: You can do this,okay? Because you can do anything!

Laddie: I can't French Braid or whistle.

Y/N: Okay, well. Nobody can do those things.

Y/N: Why are you so tall?

Dwayne: So I can do this.

Dwayne: *Kisses Y/N on the forehead*

Y/N:...

Y/N: Oh...Okay

Y/N: I'm going to allow that.

Paul: *sobs all of a sudden*

Marko: Dude what happened?

Paul: *points to Y/N who's ordering food*

Marko: Did something happen between you two?

Paul: *shakes his head*

Paul: *whispering* She's so pretty

Marko: What?

Paul: She's. So. Damn. Pretty.

David: Who hurt you?

Y/N: What, do you want a list?

David:...Yes, actually.

Laddie: Dwayne can I go on the roller coaster?

Dwayne: What did Y/N say?

Laddie: She said no

Dwayne: So why are you asking me?

Laddie: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Dwayne, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

Y/N: Marko just texted me

David: Ok, text him back

Y/N: I don't want to seem desperate

David:...

David: You're married to him

Paul: You love me, don't you?

Y/N: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Y/N: I sleep with my windows closed so I know when Marko is trying to sneak in.

Max: Why would he sneak in?

Y/N: He leaves "gifts". Ya know, random birds, dead rats, the occasional severed hand.

Paul: Y/N! The normies just challenged us to a water balloon fight!

Y/N: Oh it's on!

Y/N:...Now, we just have to wait for the water to boil.

Marko, tearing up: I love you so much Amore.

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

ALRight bestie, can i get uhhh context??? i only know like 2 guys from the incorrect quotes yall are messing around with, who are these guys???? <- wants to know how to picture em lol

also been so fun readiing the shenanigans hahaha

OKAY SO

Uhhh Chrumblr server RP got kinda out of hand haha and now we've got this whole plot and an ever-growing cast of characters that currently consists of

Nia Rosewood - Chaos's oc, everyone's little sister (one is younger than her and that's irrelevant haha)

Venatrix - Vixen and Chaos's shared oc, angry murder girl.

Nightwing, aka Dick Grayson - The big brother, nobody knows his true identity but they get why he's hiding it.

Grillface and Sploto - Kirbe's ocs. Creachers. Sploto is a very cat-like in manner kirbe and Grillface is a thief of a waddle dee.

Arrio McKay, aka Spellblazer - You know the Best Boy (>:D). Did his best to avoid letting people know he was a superhero but ultimately failed when he set his hands ablaze and threatened to light Peter on fire (they don't get along).

Peter Parker, aka Spiderman - Classic Gen-Z, opposes murder (as do a few others), a certified little shit. Doing his best to hide his superhero identity. Hates Arrio as much as Arrio hates him (LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT PETER CAUSED THE INCITING INCIDENTS OF THEIR INITIAL CONFRONTATION).

Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil - Might as well be Peter's dad. Blind but has heightened senses. Helping Peter keep their cover as heroes.

Lieutenant Strike - Moob's Star Wars oc. No-nonsense clone, extremely confused with all these Earthlings. (Why don't they know what a holo-map is??? Are they stupid???) Perhaps not as perpetually angry as she seems to be.

Raoul de Chagny - Terrified sobbing French man who loves his wife.

Christine Daaé - Terrified-but-better-at-hiding-it French (actually Swedish tho) woman who loves her husband. Often tries to stop fights between Peter and Arrio, usually fails (by no fault of her own - those two are wild).

(Note from blog author: Raoul and Christine are under the protection of the entire group. Hurt them and suffer the consequences.)

Maddox Darling - Christi's Star Wars oc. Due to time shenanigans I don't understand (lmao), is friends with Strike in the future. Strike is extremely confused.

Basically the plot is these characters all showed up in a small town in the middle of nowhere with no memory of how they got there, and now they're trying to figure out where they are and how to get back to their respective universes without killing each other (looking at Peter and Arrio). Also some of them are starting to realizing that they may or may not be fictional, but those who were elsewhere at the time of the discovery still have no idea.

So uh that's basically it I think? It's kind of a lot but we're having a blast lmao. People keep joining and adding characters and it's really chaotic and fun haha.

Also, completely unrelated but WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS (you know what I'm talking about heheh)

[einsatzzz]

Hello ❤️ I have some meta asks for your ocs

Kana: What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom?

And (yes she gets two because I am biased and looking for crumbs)

What is the quote between your character and their love interest/whoever they might be shipped with that their fans would latch onto?

Kurumi: What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

Yui: If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast?

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Hello 🍎Anon 🫶✨👀 Thank you for sending this over and enabling me to yap more about my blorbos 🥰🥰🥰 I only know what to talk about when I draw them, but for pure text posts I often blank out on what to say, so I love asks! I will try my best to give you Kana crumbs too!

🍎Kana: What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom?

If Kana were a canon character, Kana and controversies/drama are like blood brothers, like soulmates. They are a set package. It wasn't there at the start or perhaps there will be initial discourse about her gender. But fandom will find out eventually that they have bigger fish to fry. As more and more layers of her character gets revealed, the more fandom discourse there is. She is certainly not a character for people who view things in a black or white manner or those with low reading comprehension 😭🤣😭🤣 *looks at those gear grindingly loud mfs on twi//ter*

On the surface, she would prob be reduced to either a some kind of siscon (memes included) or straight-up a cruel/heartless character with ulterior motives ("maybe her love for Kurumi is just a facade? and she has ulterior motives?"). If you peel off the first few layers, you will see that she really does genuinely love Kurumi and her family, for better or for worse. If you peel off more layer, you will see an asshole. If you peel even more layers, you will see an even bigger asshole banned from hell.

Also do you know that one meme where they keep putting Oi\\kawa (from Hai\\kyuu, a VOLLEYBALL series) in a line up of actual villains/war criminals?

Kana would be there, except she kinda deserves to be there. People who don't get the joke would complain about why Oi//kawa keeps getting included in these fuckass lists that includes Kana and other messed up characters lmao (truthfully i didn't get it at first when i saw it and was lowkey pissed since im an oi//kawa oshi lmaooo now it's just funny every time i see it. still crazy to see him lined up with characters like d//io or aiz//en or gri//ffith like damn wwwwww)

Did you know? My favorite character from Monster is Joh//ann Lieb//ert hahahaha nothing important, just wanna say it haha,,,hahaha,,,,, pls ignore if you don't know Monster sdkjfsdhvfsd

🍎Kana: What is the quote between your character and their love interest/whoever they might be shipped with that their fans would latch onto?

The least spoilery thing I can come up with on the spot on is Hibari telling her "You're so stupid (affectionate & relieved)" after she does (and says) something objectively very stupid that could even give YuiRumi&family a heart attack & a stroke simultaneously.

Short, simple, effective. ME, personally, I will lose my mind and latch onto it even on my deathbed.

If you want something that could potentially come from a Kana POV, I do have a quote like this saved:

🎀Kurumi: What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

For Kurumi, I think modern fandom would focus too much on her gender? There would be a divide in the fandom based on how they interpret the "Gender: ?" in her profile lmao We can see a lot of people insisting that she's non-binary. That's fine and all, everyone is free to interpret characters as they like (except if the creator has reiterated clear rules and boundaries for it). The problem is that we can also see people say that you can't refer to her as anything else but non-binary sjdgbhjsdfvhjsbfd

🤖Yui: If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast?

My understanding of this question is that it's asking for a Yui spin-off where he's the MC! It would be in a light novel format under the romantic comedy genre (with some sci-fi, perhaps? because he loves making robots hahaha inb4 it becomes a mecha story). The story's main couple would be him and Hiyori, because that's what Yui would've wanted. He is delusional and down bad.

In terms of shipping, we actually have three main ships we've committed to. It's just that I often end up posting about the two CanonxOC pairs more sjkdfjskdf but the third one is an OCxOC pair between Yui and Hiyori (YuiHiyo). Sowwwwyyy Yui! uwu Hiyorin is holding me at syringe-point and telling me to shut the fuck up about it.

[elderwisp]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

(also can I beg for icarus facts- he got me fr)

ICARUS FACTS LETSGOOOOOOOOO ft incorrect quotes

✩ i'm pretty sure i mentioned this here somewhere on this blog, so i'll give you a 2-in-1 fact, but icarus wasn't supposed to be apart of any writing projects. i made him in cas since i hadn't made a new sim in the longest time in ts3 but i loved him so much i slowly integrated him. his first rendition was soooo completely different from the most current version. initially, he was a friend of frances that had really strong feelings for them, then he was supposed to be an incredibly arrogant chef but i didn't really click with either of those. so his current self is a bit of a blend, he has the self-assuredness (i don't think that's a word-) of what i was looking for with a soft spot for frances

✩ the pick he wears around his neck belongs to his father. he kept it after he passed away. adding to that, his dad obtained that pick at after attending a concert of one of his fave bands

✩ on his free time, he loves going to metal concerts. someone throw that man in a pit asap!

✩ he known ares and syx for quite a long time. the three met in the cafeteria when icarus left his wallet at home. syx spotted him only if he completed a favor for her but the catch was, he didn't know what that would be. he considers them his closes, longtime friends, especially after a falling out with another group of friends.

✩ he's not a bad singer and would have loved to be a vocalist if life didn't have different plans for him

also some more facts here :D

[mysticstarlightduck]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game!

Thank you for tagging me @rickie-the-storyteller (here)! I really like tags like this and haven't done one in quite a while! So let's go! (I'll go with the cast of Supernova Initiative for this one)

Rules: use this incorrect quotes generator to come up with incorrect quotes for your OCs!

(It is scary how accurate these got OMG lmao)

Gabi: Hey, aren’t you Jack Tithus? The most famous thief in the galaxy? Jack (narrows his eyes suspiciously): You a cop? Gabi: No. Jack (smirks proudly): Then yes, I am.

Deimos: I’m a multitasker! Also Deimos: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

Artemis, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Cassiopeia: Yeah, Artemis will straight-up cry in public. Don't try him. Artemis: Exactly, I will straight-up - (Realizes) Cassiopeia (smug as all heck): Artemis, already tearing up: Cassie, why would you say that?!

Pax: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Deimos (ten years ago, babysitting Cassie for Jack): OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! (Kid) Cassiopeia: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Meridian: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

Vesper: Hey, Aleks, where are you going? Aleks: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Aleks: But right now I’m going to get some fries.

Lyorna, looking at Jack: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

Cassiopeia: Hey, are you okay? Jack: Yeah. Cassiopeia: 'Yeah.' You don't look okay... Jack (jokingly, about to change the subject so fast): Well, then stop looking.

Pax: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! *Later* Ethean, to Pax, disappointed and a bit impressed: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.

Jack: So, company is coming, I want this place looking like Disney On Ice in one minute! (frantically organizing the chaos) Cassie, if you haven't made your bed already, throw it away - it's too late to make it now! Get rid of the couches, guys, we can't let people know we sit!! The chairs need to be pushed in, there can't be any sign of living in this house - (On the verge of a mental breakdown, continues rambling)

The entire crew: (done with life)

Deimos: Vesper, is that... my mug you’re drinking out of? Vesper: No, it’s mine. Deimos: It... looks just like the one I have... Vesper (holding the mug like a gremlin): You don’t have one like this anymore.

The Director: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'sadistic bastard’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Deimos, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! Jack: OK... then I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while. Deimos (with the manic energy of someone who chugged three bottles of energetics at once, utterly disheveled): BUT I'M HAVING FUN!

Aleks: You... you saved me. You're not a bad guy at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO! Noctus: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

Jack: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? Artemis: Did I get any... leap? Jack (hella confused): A what now...?

Ethean: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy? Noctus (deadpan): Quit your job, kill your family. Seriously, I can't stand Pax any moment longer-

Vesper: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Aleks: No, I’ve got plenty of common sense! Aleks: I just choose to ignore it.

Deimos: Did you miss me while I was gone? Cassiopeia (being a little shit with a grudge): Oh, you were gone? Wow. Didn't even notice.

Cassiopeia (at 2AM in the morning): I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Jack (who just wants to sleep): You’re too young to have enemies. Cassiopeia: You don’t even know.

Deimos: Hi- Vesper: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Aleks: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Noctus: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

Deimos: Fine! I don't give a shit! Jack: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

Noctus: Pick a card, any card. Jack (smirks): Fine. Noctus: Wait, that's my credit card! Jack, already running away, looking over his shoulder: You said any card.

Deimos: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

Pax: O darling brother, you love me, right? Ethean (suspicious): Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Noctus (panicked): This should be illegal! Pax (having the time of his life): It is!!!!!!

Cassiopeia: But that’s censorship. Noctus: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go away.

Jack, to Cassiopeia: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 units in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

Meridian, putting their hands over Vesper's eyes: Guess who! Vesper: It's either Meridian or the cold, clammy hands of death. Meridian, putting their hands away: It's me! Vesper: Dammit.

Jack: Deimos likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Jack: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Cassiopeia: *also dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Yes? Jack: ...We’re in too deep.

Artemis, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Meridian: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Artemis: I have depression, robot-man, what do you think?

Aleks: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Vesper: Ok. Aleks: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Noctus (lying through his teeth, cause he actually does care): I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

Aleks, throwing a pokeball at Deimos: Deimos, I choose you! Deimos, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Meridian: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? Gabi: Are you calling me short? Meridian: No, I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Pax: You need to be more careful! Ethean who was dragged into Pax's issue (and lost his entire career because of it): Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Deimos: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Artemis: ... You mean glory days? Deimos: Ah, that too.

Artemis: SSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Cassiopeia: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Artemis: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

The Director: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Jack: And what did we learn, Vesper? Vesper, begrudgingly: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Ethean: What happened?! Pax: Do you want the long version or the short version? Ethean: Sh-short?? Pax: Shit's fucked. Ethean, facepalming:: Okay, long. Pax: Shit's very fucked.

Jack, opening a bottle of Hot Chocolate: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Cassiopeia: *aggressively throws a pencil at Deimos* Deimos, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

Kaelus (Lyorna's Dad): Don’t worry, I have a permit. The Junction: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

Kaelus: Exactly. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING PLANET -

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@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart

@leave-her-a-tome, @writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid

@lassiesandiego, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams and OPEN TAG

[snootlestheangel]

A Guide to All Things Snootles

Primarily a COD blog but it's just straight brain rot. Lotta reblogs but also some very nifty homemade stuff. I am super friendly, I promise! Feel free to send any kind of ask/dm, I'd love the interaction :D

Here's my side blog dedicated to my OG work: @snootlessimperfectworld

Snootles-made ask game

Shadow Company OCs found under "Snootles's Shadow OCs" Initial Post and Ask Reblog; Ness Dump; Flash Dump; Truck Dump; Woody Dump: Here is Art of Ness and Here is a Comic ft. Ness I FUCKING LOVE THESE ARTISTS

The SoapGaz Bromance Series: 1st Post, 2nd, 3rd

Girl!Dad Price: OG Post; Incorrect Quotes (based on a work, see WIPs further down); Random Thing; Another Girl!Dad thing

Things for To Love, To Let Go: Post One, Some Things, Worldbuilding

Sleeptalking!Soap: The Reblog; The Ask

Gaz Has A Twin SIster: Proof, Further Evidence

Soap is Lightning, change my mind

Random YouTuber AU ft. GazAlex: AO3 Link, OG Post, Next Post, First Drabble;

My Posted WIPs:

Silence is Golden But Consequences are Red ;a SoapGhost fic; alternate universe; angst; slow-burn; features the SoapGaz bromance

Of Earthly Things ; SoapGhost fic, Cryptid!Ghost, Cryptid Hunters 141 AU; Cryptids, monsters, witches, demons: anything you heard fairytales of or anything warned about by the elders are very much real. Very real and very much a part of everyday life.The 141 is a small, private group composed of researchers and other cryptid enthusiasts that specialize in monitoring the inhuman populations around the UK. They offer their knowledge and resources to assist those dealing with issues regarding those that aren’t human. It isn’t uncommon for the 141 to help get rid of a goblin infestation, or relocate a fae circle to one of the designated areas. And life is pretty normal for the small team. At least, it is that way before the new hire. Something about him just doesn’t seem to be quite human…

Guardian of Mercy and Men : A Price x f!OC; Price encounters an old friend of his that he had fallen in love with all those years ago; some angst and fluff as they navigate their feelings for each other when she is assigned to the 141 as a combat medic.

To Love, To Let Go : Self-indulgent fic where, after an apocalyptic event in the US, Price meets a kid named Bailey Gray who has lost everything since The Incident. Together, with the help of Nik and the 141, they learn how to love new and let go of others.

Unending Devotion ; Dad!Price fic; he's a girl dad; NikPrice; Gaz is best big brother; daughter is animal hybrid; some angst, some fluff, and everything in between; about to feature a Graves hero arc

His Wounded Cry ; Wolfshifter!Ghost fic; SoapGhost; technically slow-burn?; Ghost gets a family again; just Ghost being loved like he deserves, okay? Here's the worldbuilding post

Dead City ; Left4Dead AU with Task Force 141 trying to survive the apocalypse. Has SoapGhost, some angst, some fluff, lots of cheesy jokes/references to Left4Dead, and Gaz being the unluckiest mf-er to ever exist

Break For Your Heart ; a GhostSoap Prison Break AU ft. Unhinged!Soap and Is Weird to Cope!Ghost; found under the tag "break for your heart" or "prison break au" or "it's unhinged!soap time"; ao3 link

Cheers to the Unknown ; Monster AU featuring Just A Dude!Ghost; random posts made here; most likely won't be full, coherent story, just ramblings all tagged under "cheers to the unknown" Here is the initial post that started this and here is the follow-up worldbuilding post

Random Short Works

It Means I Love You SoapGhost short; catshifter!Ghost

Artemis to His Apollo Gaz has a twin sister short fic

What Am I? SoapGhost angst short; comfort?

COD Boys Play A Board Game: exactly what it sounds like

Thistle A very painful short fic I did that has MCD but I used it as coping for losing a loved one

Screaming Into The Void A short SoapGhost angst fic set in an apocalyptic world

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

White Collar Incorrect Quotes Generator 3

Diana: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Neal: No. Mozzie: I did not. Jones: I may have actually forgotten one. Elizabeth: Also no. Diana: Oh good, neither did I. Peter: *Exhausted sigh*

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Mozzie: This was almost a great idea. Neal: You just described 90% of our stuff.

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Diana: Alright Neal, Jones. Let's go over this one more time. Diana: If something breaks? Neal: We try to fix it before Peter gets home. Diana: If it doesn't work? Jones: We blame Elizabeth. Elizabeth: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Mozzie: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date. . . one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Mozzie: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Mozzie: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Elizabeth: How do Neal and Mozzie usually get out of these messes? Peter: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Neal: Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Jones: What did you do Neal? Neal: a Mistake.

[cvbullshit]

LV Triangle Incorrect Quotes Part 2

The voice of the indifferent chaos: The voices of the sympathetic is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. The voices of the guarded: Yes. Crimson: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. The voices of the sympathetic: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- The voices of the guarded: What truce? The voice of the indifferent chaos: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Y/N: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* The voice of the indifferent chaos: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? The voices of the guarded: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. The voices of the sympathetic: What about Y/N? Nobody ever suspects Y/N! Y/N: Well what about Crimson? They have a gun! Crimson: The voice of the indifferent chaos has a knife. The voice of the indifferent chaos: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs The voices of the sympathetic in the arm*

Y/N: Did you bring The voice of the indifferent chaos? The voices of the guarded, gesturing to The voices of the sympathetic: No, but I brought the next best thing. Y/N: The voices of the sympathetic? The next best thing would be Crimson. The voices of the sympathetic: I would be offended, but Crimson is freakishly strong.

The voice of the indifferent chaos: Anyone d- The voices of the sympathetic: Depressed? Y/N: Drained? The voices of the guarded: Dumb? Crimson: Disliked? The voice of the indifferent chaos: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Crimson: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. The voices of the guarded: I witnessed the dumb stuff. The voices of the sympathetic: I recorded the dumb stuff. The voice of the indifferent chaos: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Y/N: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

The voices of the sympathetic: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? The voices of the guarded: Maybe a bit tipsy? Y/N: Drunk. Crimson: Wasted. The voice of the indifferent chaos: Dead.

The voices of the sympathetic: Uh, Y/N? Crimson is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Y/N: What? The voices of the guarded: I think they meant, Crimson is drowning. Y/N: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Crimson: *is drowning* The voice of the indifferent chaos: OH MY GOD, CRIMSON! KEEP SWIMMING! Crimson: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks* The voice of the indifferent chaos: CRIMSON!

Y/N: Truth or dare? The voices of the sympathetic: Dare. Y/N: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. The voices of the sympathetic: Hey Crimson? Crimson, blushing: Yeah? The voices of the sympathetic: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Dust.

Y/N: Crimson, you'll be working with Dust and The voices of the sympathetic. Crimson: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: *blank stares* Crimson: ...Of people on a team.

Dust: Where the devil is Crimson? The voices of the sympathetic: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted? Y/N: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

Dust: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Crimson: Forty five seconds?!? Dust: No! I said four TO five seconds. Crimson, hugging Dust: Too late.

Crimson: Are you gay? Dust: I want a lawyer.

Dust: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Crimson: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Crimson: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Dust: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Dust: Your future self is talking shit about you right now. Y/N: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Dust: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Y/N: That sounds like a challenge. Dust: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Y/N: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Dust: There is no challenge!

Y/N, trying to comfort Dust: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Dust: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- Y/N: Probably. Dust: I didn't finish. Y/N: Probably.

Crimson: Can I have your number? Y/N, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

Crimson, admiring a sleeping Y/N: You’re so cute. Y/N, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Crimson, lovingly: I know.

Y/N: Hey Crimson, can you give me the opposite of these words? Y/N: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Crimson: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Crimson: The fucking satisfaction.

Y/N: Hey Crimson, do you wanna help us? Crimson: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Crimson: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Y/N: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

[voxiiferous]

🤔 (I didn't do this yesterday but now I'm curious)

@hellsdisneyprincess | I can't tell if you mean this for the hc meme that's been going around the dash (I don't think I reblogged it, but that's fine) or the wrong emoji for the incorrect quotes one, so I'll just do both!

Vox disagrees with what it is that the Princess is doing. He thinks that, fundamentally, it's trying to address the wrong problem. Redeeming sinners is, at least initially, unproven, and it will take so long to deal with so few of them. He thinks there needs to be better infrastructure in the meanwhile-- places for them to live, jobs, food. Their ideas aren't actually opposed to one another however, and in the right circumstances, Vox could easily end up helping to support the hotel. They both have a similar 'make this place better' mentality, they're just coming at it from two different angles.

Vox: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Charlie: Wednesay. Vox: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Charlie: I made tea. Vox: I don't want tea. Charlie: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Vox: Then why did you tell me? Charlie: It's a conversation starter. Vox: It's a horrible conversation starter. Charlie: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Charlie: So, I've been thinking Vox- Vox: That's dangerous.

Charlie: You don't know anything about me! Vox: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

Vox: Damn, the power went out. Charlie: Don’t worry, I got this. Charlie: stomps foot Vox: What-? Charlie: Sketchers light up

Vox: Charlie, what are you doing? Charlie: shaking a cat shaped piggy bank I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Vox: You could always take it out and count it. Charlie: Where’s the fun in that?

Charlie: Are you reading fan fiction? Vox, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Charlie: Oh, is it on AO3? Vox: This is CNN.

[pissmaster228]

[lauri-rosehearts]

I’m not one to usually create OC’s specifically for one franchise but in the case of ever after high, I did. And I wanna talk about them. Its not just one OC, its seven. I haven’t drawn them, but I have conceptualized them. But first I have to explain something.

I could make a whole separate post about this but I feel like it’s relevant enough so fuck it. I see a good amount of people often upset that Crystal was portrayed as a good guy rather than a villain because “The Snow Queen is a Villainous destiny”. Heres the thing tho, weather or not the Snow Queen is a villain is extremely dependent on how each version of the story portrays her. All versions of the Snow Queen feature the plot point where the evil enchanted mirror breaks and the shards hit people in the eyes and heart causing them to only see bad in the world as well as making them cold and cruel. However, modern tellings of the tale portray the Snow Queen as the big final Villain by having her be the one who creates the mirror out of ice and sending the shards directly to those who disrespect her, therefore making her start and push the main conflict foward. In the original version however, the creator of the mirror is non other than the devil himself. He along with his fellow demons bring the mirror up to heaven but when they reach the gates, the mirror slips and breaks and the shards travel like sand all over the world affecting random people. In this version the Snow Queen has nothing to do with the mirror, and for the rest of the story she acts like a minor antagonist rather than an outright villain. Despite her being the titular character, without the demons responsable for the mirror, the conflict wouldn’t have been able to initiate. And THOSE demons are exactly who my OCs are based off. Because while I’m not upset that Crystal wasn’t portrayed as a antagonistic character, I AM upset we didn’t get anymore Snow Queen story based characters. The Seven Septuplets daughters of the Mirror Demon from The Snow Queen’s tale

Also, while the number of demons isn’t specified, I’m making them seven solely because I wanna lightly base their personalities off the seven deadly sins, for the sake of not making them a carbon copy of each other in terms of personality. (I say lightly cause I’m still trying to figure out a way to portray the sins through their personalities in a way that isn’t too graphic or not family friendly. I know this fandom is mostly made up of nostalgic adults and older teens but still). But yeah, I know most of you follow me for my lore info dumps, headcanons, and incorrect quotes but I thought sharing about my OCs would be fun.

[luv4fandoms]

Lost Boys incorrect quotes:

Y/N: *Carves "(First initial) + D" into a tree*

David: What an idiot

David: *Adds "4 ever"*

[the-down-upside-finch]

Our Own Original (OOO) Incorrect Quotes Tag!

Doing another one for the people that sounded interested after I made the initial post. Here is some more random dialogue from my WIP, Secrets of a Gon:

Ree: “Wait, are you James Hogganbeck?” James: [to Aaron] “You didn't tell me she's psychic!” Aaron: “She's not psychic. She's friends with Lam Wang.” James: "Ohhhh, that makes sense. Lam knows everyone's names."

Here is the quote for the people I shall tag (I'm imagining that this will be the format people present their bits from their own WIPs, so it won't be the same quote as the one above, but this is just a starting post):

Person A: “Wait, are you Person B?” Person B: [to Person C] “You didn't tell me they're psychic!” Person C: “They're not psychic. They're friends with Person D.” Person B: "Ohhhh, that makes sense. Person D knows everyone's names."

Basically, I'm inviting you to take my quote and insert your characters into it, then share some of your dialogue from your WIP for the next people to insert their characters into!

Gently tagging the people that seemed interested (but no pressure of course!): @writegriffinsect, @authortobenamedlater, @indecentpause, @alexfeelyx, @amandacanwrite, and leaving this open of course for anyone that wants to try this out!

[scary-senpai]

Can you explain garou x saitama? I really don’t see it but I’d like to know your opinion.

Haha, oh my goodness, this was such a lovely ask to get <3 I’m honestly excited to respond (and maybe a little nervous, haha). So, thank you again, beloved nonny, for asking with an open mind. :D

As I mentioned, I’m a bit nervous because the answer is likely weirder than you expect, and that’s because it’s kind of a personal answer? And I (IRL) also tend to be a lot weirder than most people expect. But when it comes to writing, that’s generally the sweet spot, so here goes nothing.

So, I tagged it as Platonic! Garou & Saitama** meaning it’s not romantic or sexual, at least, not in the traditional sense. I could talk for days about what I find appealing--I answered a similar ask on my main blog a few years ago, and my answer is still the same.

** actually I used “x” rather than “&” and in retrospect, I’m not sure if that’s correct. I’ll have to look into it more. But anyway, Garou and Saitama are foils: they have overcome similar obstacles, they grapple with similar despairs—including overwhelmingly strong emotions and/or the perceived absence of them, which is just as conspicuous and painful. I can’t help but feel if their journeys towards physical strength stem from the same place, which is that they are running from questions they don’t want to answer, and parts of themselves they’d rather avoid.

On a lighter note, though, they’re both a little goofy—I like to imagine they communicate almost exclusively in Dad jokes, and I have one scene drafted where they manage to derail a Hero Association meeting this way. You’ll find a lot of stuff under the brotp and sometimes OT3 tag, but more on that later.

In any case, I think that Garou & Saitama’s goofiness stems from the same place: time spent dwelling in dark places. I had a different reaction to That One Panel Where Saitama Threatens to Destroy the World, I thought, “hey, that’s relatable—most people who care deeply about others oscillate between pain and despair and anger, sometimes this results in dramatic outbursts, especially verbal ones; perhaps this will become a talking point later.” Based on later events/context, I no longer think that’s what the authors intended but I don’t think that interpretation is necessarily wrong—the first step to dealing with emotions is to name them. Anyway, I digress.

I myself am actually a gray ace, so when I imagine Garou and Saitama together, I just give them my ideal relationship which is all of the closeness and all of the shenanigans, but none of the sex. Because at the end of the day, I personally just want someone to gently kiss my hand and affectionately whisper “you’re the literal worst” while giving me the deepest and most genuine smile or drive up outside my window, honking and shouting “wake up, loser! We’re gonna spend all day driving around New Jersey doing nice things for people—but first we’re gonna get ice cream.”

(Anyway, if you follow my main blog or read my more personal posts, it is clear that I Have a Type. Like, really really-- I Have a Type.)

Getting back to OPM, though, when I write fics in particular (but also incorrect quotes or headcanons), I write a lot about Garou and Saitama. I think first of all because it’s fun—they’re very strong but they’re also playful. Saitama is a self-professed “hero for fun,” Garou starts out more like a “villain for fun,” and through various interactions—with each other, as well as their respective anchors—they develop an overarching, shared goal that seems initially dissonant…. but in actuality, their visions are very much the same.

Ultimately, they want a safe and peaceful world for everyone, especially the people they care about. Most importantly, they’re trying to both navigate and improve a world that they themselves always seem to peripheral to & outside of; a world that doesn’t appear to be designed for people like them—even before they gained their incredible abilities.

When it comes to their interpersonal dynamics, though, I think that Saitama has this incredible and interesting ability to provoke reactions in other people without intimidating them. That's the role of the "Wise Fool" character, and I believe that's the archetype Saitama falls into. That levity helps others feel safer as they question their own goals and motives. Villains usually serve a similar role in a story--in a good story, they aren't just a plot device; villains challenge us to re-evaluate our assumptions, expectations, and sometimes our values.

...So, Garou does the same thing: he incites others to flip their perspective. But unlike Saitama, he’s deliberately more provocative and more deliberately irreverent. Saitama certainly can be this way, too, but with Saitama it's usually by accident--but then again, it's hard to tell with him. Despite being perceptive and canny, Saitama is often evasive about the things he knows—at the same time, he doesn’t hesitate to get on a soapbox when he feels like he needs to: Saitama wants to save people from themselves as much as he wants to save them from external threats.

…and because Saitama so often ends up in silly situations, it makes him approachable. As we saw with Reigen and Mob in the MP finale, sometimes we serve others best by showing up as our own divinely imperfect, authentically messy self—which Saitama does. Constantly. (And Garou too! I think the most charming thing about his character, when I first encountered him, was the way Garou laughs off various defeats with beautifully insouciant amusement, so delighted to be growing and learning--which is exactly what Saitama wants for himself, and by extension, the sort of person he might gravitate towards).

In the Before Times, when the MA Manga Finale was but a twinkle in the mangaka’s eye, I imagined Saitama and Garou meeting post (WC fight): Garou is working as a delivery guy (of course), and while on break, he hears somebody screaming inside the grocery store he had been stocking. Lo and behold, and it’s Saitama. Saitama is covered in highly corrosive monster goo, watching in horror as all of his coupons disintegrate—along with his clothing. (Spoiler alert: Saitama is not at all concerned with his clothing).

...understandably, the poor, terrified clerk doesn’t want to take Saitama’s money (which is rapidly eating away the counter) and Garou covers his tab. Garou mutters something like, "for obvious reasons, it pains me to see you like this." Saitama interprets this as longing / jealously and pats the kid on the back with an acid-covered hand, assuring Garou the he will also eventually save the world in his own way--maybe even as a hero. (Garou, meanwhile, is thinking "forget about saving the world... I don't wanna live on this planet anymore"). While maintaining full eye contact, Saitama swipes the entire take-a-penny-leave-a-penny jar and vanishes. It's not a meet cute or anything, it's just it's a weird little moment of catharsis and the beginning of their friendship. It is endgame Gearou, though.

When Genos shows up the next morning to pay Garou back, Garou jokingly asks for 150% interest which Genos pays without blinking. ("Sensei's credit rating leaves much to be desired.")

Anyway, I just feel like there are so many opportunities for Saitama to accidentally get Garou to open up about his feelings. I have a rough draft of the “Dr. Saitama” scene where Garou is pouting silently in several inches of mud, pointedly ignoring Saitama until Saitama comes back with that jar of weird-looking eggs in the upper left corner of the shack scene panel. “I didn’t know you could pickle eggs,” Saitama comments. “I thought you could only pickle pickles.”

At which point, Garou snaps, absolutely indignant that this two-bit asshat cannot grasp the concept of a cucumber. My sense is that Saitama did this on purpose--intentionally prodding Garou a bit, trying to help him express his very real, very painful emotions in a way that feels safer, less frightening. I literally never know what Saitama is doing in my fics though. Probably because Saitama doesn't reliably know that, either.

In the same way that Saitama riles Garou up just enough to make him learn something, Garou riles Saitama up just enough to make him emotional--for example, by discerning Saitama's inexplicable fear of elves and adjusting his Christmas decorations appropriately. It's another Gearou fic, but Saitama is--as I always imagine him--just there, living in the same house, being part of their chosen family. I headcanon that they are always arguing about this (“You said you missed having feelings!” “Not these ones!”). It’s just constant, low-level benign trolling in a way that accidentally makes them both into other people.

So, I don’t really have many romantic headcanons or scenarios with the two of them, although I have entertained the idea. And, admittedly, I do have that “BroTP and sometimes ot3” tag. I’ve kind of entertained the idea of some scenario where the three of them are in a polycule? But it has literally always come from a place I never expected, like I fall asleep after editing a Gearou story and then whatever scene I’m workshopping somehow seeps into my dreams… at which point, the characters nitpick everything I’ve got wrong, including the relationship. “They’re not dating. We are. Don’t you see it?” (Ummm… no I don’t? At least not in that particular instance. Because these are not sexy dreams, mind you, just Exceedingly Vanilla, G-Rated anxiety dreams.)

If I hypothetically wrote a romantic and/or NSFW SaiGarou fic, I imagine it might have something to do with the fact that pain is the only emotion Garou allows himself to feel… and Saitama has already seen him at his worst, and, at the same time, hasn’t been phased by it. So I can imagine a situation where Garou knows he has to revisit that part of himself in order to heal and overcome it—that feeling of being broken and vulnerable but also safe and free, and given that he’s probably a bit touch starved you can see how things might progress from there.

Anyway. If something like this shows up on ao3 a year from now, you will know that it definitely was not me.

So, wow, there’s my answer—something like 1.3k words later :-/ if you’re still here, thanks so much for coming to my Ted Talk. I actually did have a little bit of material prepared in hopes that someone would someday ask me a variation of this question, so I’m grateful to you. This was a really nice thing to wake up to, and well-timed because I woke up at 5a and couldn’t get back to sleep. Also, gosh I'm tired. I hope this all makes sense when I wake up, and please forgive any silly spelling mistakes.

Stay safe and well, Friend!