#incorrect initial d quotes

[zallanimana]

Coby : Are you sure it will be safe if we leave the valuable devil fruit that the Admiral told us to guard in the trading box?

Helmeppo : Well pirates wouldn't think this was worth anything anyway how would they know huh? spend half their lives studying the marines code

Coby : Yeah actually you're right, but I don't know why I have a bad feeling.

Helmeppo : Come on coby when has your feeling bad ever been right?

Coby : It's like always

Helmeppo : You don't need to worry, whatever problem occurs will be my responsibility.

Coby : ok

Meanwhile at an auction island

Luffy : And this means that the person responsible will die if this item is lost and worse if it is stolen.

Luffy : And it happens to be expensive, so why is there a reason I shouldn't sell it

Rayleigh : Actually there's nothing, just continue with whatever you want kid there's nothing I can do to stop you.

[pissmaster228]

[zorosangell]

Hi there! I hope you are well. I just found your blog and I loved everything you write, I was thinking about a writing that I think I've seen only a brief incorrect quote where Zoro becomes 40-year-old Zoro for a while and the reader, instead of worrying, feels horny seeing Zoro that way and well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination. If you don't feel comfortable with this request, you can ignore it. Thanks anyway 🫶

⛥ﾟ・。 theory

synopsis: the effects of a devil fruit age zoro into a forty year-old version of himself. and after his initial annoyance passes, he grows thankful... as you can't seem to keep your hands off him.

cw: fluffy fluff, comfort, reader is shameless, reader is down bad for zoro, zoro's a bit of a simp.

a/n: gnawing on the bars of my enclosure I NEED THIS MAN

"Are you gonna stop staring at me any time soon?" Zoro sighed, crossing his thick arms over his chest as he glanced at you out the corner of his eye, voice gruff and seasoned. "'Cause you've been sittin' there with the same look on your face for past thirty minutes..."

"Never," you instantly shook your head, eyes starry as they raked over him for the hundredth time.

Your expression didn't even attempt at concealing the thoughts racing through your mind.

But if they could be attributed to one word, it would be—

Nasty.

"I don't get why you're so riled up..." he scoffed, turning his gaze away from you, cheeks a faint tinge of pink. "I'm out of my prime. My body's all soft..."

He glanced down at his abdomen, annoyed, as what were once rock-hard abs, were now flesh-hard, all of his muscles slightly softer with age.

He'd spent years fine-tuning his body, training and throwing himself at trial after trial in order to hone it into the perfect medium for his swordplay.

Only for all his hard work to be undone in one afternoon.

And only for you to be utterly elated about it.

"I know right!" you beamed, resting a fascinated hand on his stomach, gently caressing his torso.

You sat next to him on your knees, body turned to face him completely so you could get a perfect view of his face.

For the first time in your life, you were thankful for an annoying, D-List devil fruit user—as without that weird man from the last island, you never would've been able to experience the sight that was your swordsman in his forties.

At least... not for another twenty years.

Besides, you didn't let the appearance fool you.

Your swordsman was just as strong, if not more, in this body—he just had a little extra beef, is all.

And you were absolutely loving it.

"I thought you liked my muscles?" Zoro raised a brow, still lost at how cool you were with all this.

When he got changed, he thought you wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, or at least steer clear until it wore off, in fear of things becoming awkward.

But you were all over him—even more so than usual.

"I love your muscles," you admitted, shamelessly. "But there's something about you older that's just..."

You smiled a coy smile, looking off to the side as you let out a sigh of content, your face painting him a perfect picture.

"(y/n)... at this age, I'm old enough to be your dad," Zoro deadpanned, face burning at your insinuation.

"You act like that's supposed to deter me..."

"(Y/N)!"

"I'm just being honest! You're hot, Zoro! I don't know what else you want from me!"

Embarrassed, the man turned away from you, glancing out at sea in an attempt to hide it.

'Crazy woman...'

Some days, he just didn't understand you.

"Don't give me that face," you scoffed, giving his shoulder a soft smack. "You're telling me that if I was turned into a forty year-old bombshell, you wouldn't be into it? ...At all?"

Zoro paused, taking a moment to think.

You... your curves and hips filled out even more than they already were, acting as perfect places to rest his hands.

You... your stomach and thighs thick with some pudge, primed for grabbing and kneading.

You... your tits slightly bigger, enlarged by the children you'd given him.

You... your voice slightly deeper, seasoned with enough age and wisdom to give you a permanent bedroom voice.

It sounded like a dream.

He smirked, eyes flicking to the crow's nest—where the bastard who changed him was being locked up—with a faint glimmer.

A dream... he was more than willing to indulge in.

Without warning, he stood up from the bench, tossing you over his shoulder as if you weighed nothing.

You let out a yelp of surprise, face burning as your hands quickly moved to cover your skirt, not wanting to accidentally flash the crew.

"Zoro! What are you—?! You can't just grab me!" you flushed, mortified, as he began to walk toward the crow's nest, holding you as if you were a sack of potatoes. "Where are we even going?!"

Amused, Zoro let out a devious, knowing chuckle, his hand giving your thigh a quick squeeze.

"I got a theory I wanna test... and I need your help..."

And if his theory was right, you two wouldn't be making it out his room for the rest of the night.

[luv4fandoms]

Round 2 of Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes!

Round 1

Every 10 incorrect quotes I do I'll make a main post like this to add to my masterlist. Also there are links to the individual posts in the first line of each quote.

Y/N: *Carves "(First initial) + D" into a tree*

David: What an idiot

David: *Adds "4 ever"*

Y/N: You can do this,okay? Because you can do anything!

Laddie: I can't French Braid or whistle.

Y/N: Okay, well. Nobody can do those things.

Y/N: Why are you so tall?

Dwayne: So I can do this.

Dwayne: *Kisses Y/N on the forehead*

Y/N:...

Y/N: Oh...Okay

Y/N: I'm going to allow that.

Paul: *sobs all of a sudden*

Marko: Dude what happened?

Paul: *points to Y/N who's ordering food*

Marko: Did something happen between you two?

Paul: *shakes his head*

Paul: *whispering* She's so pretty

Marko: What?

Paul: She's. So. Damn. Pretty.

David: Who hurt you?

Y/N: What, do you want a list?

David:...Yes, actually.

Laddie: Dwayne can I go on the roller coaster?

Dwayne: What did Y/N say?

Laddie: She said no

Dwayne: So why are you asking me?

Laddie: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Dwayne, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

Y/N: Marko just texted me

David: Ok, text him back

Y/N: I don't want to seem desperate

David:...

David: You're married to him

Paul: You love me, don't you?

Y/N: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Y/N: I sleep with my windows closed so I know when Marko is trying to sneak in.

Max: Why would he sneak in?

Y/N: He leaves "gifts". Ya know, random birds, dead rats, the occasional severed hand.

Paul: Y/N! The normies just challenged us to a water balloon fight!

Y/N: Oh it's on!

Y/N:...Now, we just have to wait for the water to boil.

Marko, tearing up: I love you so much Amore.

[jokerislandgirl32]

What does the Wild Kratts Academy do (as in is it a RP or smthn)? Bc I’m super intrigued :D

(Btw sent you another ask)

Hello there!

Well, for now Wild Kratts Academy is more or less an AU idea of mine. As described in the post below it would be an educational experience offered to the canon Wild Kratts Kids we’ve seen in the series and anyone’s Wild Kratts OCs who’d like to join in on the fun! It would either be a summer camp experience for those attending, or a boarding school option with the Wild Kratts adults (heroes, villains, and OCs alike) serving as the educators/instructors.

Because it’s simply an AU idea at this point, I haven’t done much with it aside from the initial post above. But I do hope to expand upon it! In particular I’d love to write about in my Wild Kratts fanfic Wild Violets at some point. Or, I may make additional posts here on Tumblr about potential scenarios with the Wild Kratts Academy. Like little scenes, incorrect quotes, headcanons, detailed descriptions of each member’s roles (the educators and students), etc.

I am open to posting more about this AU or answering questions about it, so if you or anyone has any questions or requests (like the options listed above: little scenes, incorrect quotes, headcanons, etc.), you can send them to my ask box or reply to this post! Fair warning I’m back at work now and ultra depressed and stressed so it might take a while for a response, but I will get to it! Eventually 😂.

I hope this answers your question!

[einsatzzz]

Hello ❤️ I have some meta asks for your ocs

Kana: What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom?

And (yes she gets two because I am biased and looking for crumbs)

What is the quote between your character and their love interest/whoever they might be shipped with that their fans would latch onto?

Kurumi: What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

Yui: If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast?

- 🍎

Hello 🍎Anon 🫶✨👀 Thank you for sending this over and enabling me to yap more about my blorbos 🥰🥰🥰 I only know what to talk about when I draw them, but for pure text posts I often blank out on what to say, so I love asks! I will try my best to give you Kana crumbs too!

🍎Kana: What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom?

If Kana were a canon character, Kana and controversies/drama are like blood brothers, like soulmates. They are a set package. It wasn't there at the start or perhaps there will be initial discourse about her gender. But fandom will find out eventually that they have bigger fish to fry. As more and more layers of her character gets revealed, the more fandom discourse there is. She is certainly not a character for people who view things in a black or white manner or those with low reading comprehension 😭🤣😭🤣 *looks at those gear grindingly loud mfs on twi//ter*

On the surface, she would prob be reduced to either a some kind of siscon (memes included) or straight-up a cruel/heartless character with ulterior motives ("maybe her love for Kurumi is just a facade? and she has ulterior motives?"). If you peel off the first few layers, you will see that she really does genuinely love Kurumi and her family, for better or for worse. If you peel off more layer, you will see an asshole. If you peel even more layers, you will see an even bigger asshole banned from hell.

Also do you know that one meme where they keep putting Oi\\kawa (from Hai\\kyuu, a VOLLEYBALL series) in a line up of actual villains/war criminals?

Kana would be there, except she kinda deserves to be there. People who don't get the joke would complain about why Oi//kawa keeps getting included in these fuckass lists that includes Kana and other messed up characters lmao (truthfully i didn't get it at first when i saw it and was lowkey pissed since im an oi//kawa oshi lmaooo now it's just funny every time i see it. still crazy to see him lined up with characters like d//io or aiz//en or gri//ffith like damn wwwwww)

Did you know? My favorite character from Monster is Joh//ann Lieb//ert hahahaha nothing important, just wanna say it haha,,,hahaha,,,,, pls ignore if you don't know Monster sdkjfsdhvfsd

🍎Kana: What is the quote between your character and their love interest/whoever they might be shipped with that their fans would latch onto?

The least spoilery thing I can come up with on the spot on is Hibari telling her "You're so stupid (affectionate & relieved)" after she does (and says) something objectively very stupid that could even give YuiRumi&family a heart attack & a stroke simultaneously.

Short, simple, effective. ME, personally, I will lose my mind and latch onto it even on my deathbed.

If you want something that could potentially come from a Kana POV, I do have a quote like this saved:

🎀Kurumi: What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

For Kurumi, I think modern fandom would focus too much on her gender? There would be a divide in the fandom based on how they interpret the "Gender: ?" in her profile lmao We can see a lot of people insisting that she's non-binary. That's fine and all, everyone is free to interpret characters as they like (except if the creator has reiterated clear rules and boundaries for it). The problem is that we can also see people say that you can't refer to her as anything else but non-binary sjdgbhjsdfvhjsbfd

🤖Yui: If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast?

My understanding of this question is that it's asking for a Yui spin-off where he's the MC! It would be in a light novel format under the romantic comedy genre (with some sci-fi, perhaps? because he loves making robots hahaha inb4 it becomes a mecha story). The story's main couple would be him and Hiyori, because that's what Yui would've wanted. He is delusional and down bad.

In terms of shipping, we actually have three main ships we've committed to. It's just that I often end up posting about the two CanonxOC pairs more sjkdfjskdf but the third one is an OCxOC pair between Yui and Hiyori (YuiHiyo). Sowwwwyyy Yui! uwu Hiyorin is holding me at syringe-point and telling me to shut the fuck up about it.

[snootlestheangel]

A Guide to All Things Snootles

Primarily a COD blog but it's just straight brain rot. Lotta reblogs but also some very nifty homemade stuff. I am super friendly, I promise! Feel free to send any kind of ask/dm, I'd love the interaction :D

Here's my side blog dedicated to my OG work: @snootlessimperfectworld

Snootles-made ask game

Shadow Company OCs found under "Snootles's Shadow OCs" Initial Post and Ask Reblog; Ness Dump; Flash Dump; Truck Dump; Woody Dump: Here is Art of Ness and Here is a Comic ft. Ness I FUCKING LOVE THESE ARTISTS

The SoapGaz Bromance Series: 1st Post, 2nd, 3rd

Girl!Dad Price: OG Post; Incorrect Quotes (based on a work, see WIPs further down); Random Thing; Another Girl!Dad thing

Things for To Love, To Let Go: Post One, Some Things, Worldbuilding

Sleeptalking!Soap: The Reblog; The Ask

Gaz Has A Twin SIster: Proof, Further Evidence

Soap is Lightning, change my mind

Random YouTuber AU ft. GazAlex: AO3 Link, OG Post, Next Post, First Drabble;

My Posted WIPs:

Silence is Golden But Consequences are Red ;a SoapGhost fic; alternate universe; angst; slow-burn; features the SoapGaz bromance

Of Earthly Things ; SoapGhost fic, Cryptid!Ghost, Cryptid Hunters 141 AU; Cryptids, monsters, witches, demons: anything you heard fairytales of or anything warned about by the elders are very much real. Very real and very much a part of everyday life.The 141 is a small, private group composed of researchers and other cryptid enthusiasts that specialize in monitoring the inhuman populations around the UK. They offer their knowledge and resources to assist those dealing with issues regarding those that aren’t human. It isn’t uncommon for the 141 to help get rid of a goblin infestation, or relocate a fae circle to one of the designated areas. And life is pretty normal for the small team. At least, it is that way before the new hire. Something about him just doesn’t seem to be quite human…

Guardian of Mercy and Men : A Price x f!OC; Price encounters an old friend of his that he had fallen in love with all those years ago; some angst and fluff as they navigate their feelings for each other when she is assigned to the 141 as a combat medic.

To Love, To Let Go : Self-indulgent fic where, after an apocalyptic event in the US, Price meets a kid named Bailey Gray who has lost everything since The Incident. Together, with the help of Nik and the 141, they learn how to love new and let go of others.

Unending Devotion ; Dad!Price fic; he's a girl dad; NikPrice; Gaz is best big brother; daughter is animal hybrid; some angst, some fluff, and everything in between; about to feature a Graves hero arc

His Wounded Cry ; Wolfshifter!Ghost fic; SoapGhost; technically slow-burn?; Ghost gets a family again; just Ghost being loved like he deserves, okay? Here's the worldbuilding post

Dead City ; Left4Dead AU with Task Force 141 trying to survive the apocalypse. Has SoapGhost, some angst, some fluff, lots of cheesy jokes/references to Left4Dead, and Gaz being the unluckiest mf-er to ever exist

Break For Your Heart ; a GhostSoap Prison Break AU ft. Unhinged!Soap and Is Weird to Cope!Ghost; found under the tag "break for your heart" or "prison break au" or "it's unhinged!soap time"; ao3 link

Cheers to the Unknown ; Monster AU featuring Just A Dude!Ghost; random posts made here; most likely won't be full, coherent story, just ramblings all tagged under "cheers to the unknown" Here is the initial post that started this and here is the follow-up worldbuilding post

Random Short Works

It Means I Love You SoapGhost short; catshifter!Ghost

Artemis to His Apollo Gaz has a twin sister short fic

What Am I? SoapGhost angst short; comfort?

COD Boys Play A Board Game: exactly what it sounds like

Thistle A very painful short fic I did that has MCD but I used it as coping for losing a loved one

Screaming Into The Void A short SoapGhost angst fic set in an apocalyptic world

[elderwisp]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

(also can I beg for icarus facts- he got me fr)

ICARUS FACTS LETSGOOOOOOOOO ft incorrect quotes

✩ i'm pretty sure i mentioned this here somewhere on this blog, so i'll give you a 2-in-1 fact, but icarus wasn't supposed to be apart of any writing projects. i made him in cas since i hadn't made a new sim in the longest time in ts3 but i loved him so much i slowly integrated him. his first rendition was soooo completely different from the most current version. initially, he was a friend of frances that had really strong feelings for them, then he was supposed to be an incredibly arrogant chef but i didn't really click with either of those. so his current self is a bit of a blend, he has the self-assuredness (i don't think that's a word-) of what i was looking for with a soft spot for frances

✩ the pick he wears around his neck belongs to his father. he kept it after he passed away. adding to that, his dad obtained that pick at after attending a concert of one of his fave bands

✩ on his free time, he loves going to metal concerts. someone throw that man in a pit asap!

✩ he known ares and syx for quite a long time. the three met in the cafeteria when icarus left his wallet at home. syx spotted him only if he completed a favor for her but the catch was, he didn't know what that would be. he considers them his closes, longtime friends, especially after a falling out with another group of friends.

✩ he's not a bad singer and would have loved to be a vocalist if life didn't have different plans for him

also some more facts here :D

[mysticstarlightduck]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game!

Thank you for tagging me @rickie-the-storyteller (here)! I really like tags like this and haven't done one in quite a while! So let's go! (I'll go with the cast of Supernova Initiative for this one)

Rules: use this incorrect quotes generator to come up with incorrect quotes for your OCs!

(It is scary how accurate these got OMG lmao)

Gabi: Hey, aren’t you Jack Tithus? The most famous thief in the galaxy? Jack (narrows his eyes suspiciously): You a cop? Gabi: No. Jack (smirks proudly): Then yes, I am.

Deimos: I’m a multitasker! Also Deimos: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

Artemis, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Cassiopeia: Yeah, Artemis will straight-up cry in public. Don't try him. Artemis: Exactly, I will straight-up - (Realizes) Cassiopeia (smug as all heck): Artemis, already tearing up: Cassie, why would you say that?!

Pax: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Deimos (ten years ago, babysitting Cassie for Jack): OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! (Kid) Cassiopeia: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Meridian: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

Vesper: Hey, Aleks, where are you going? Aleks: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell. Aleks: But right now I’m going to get some fries.

Lyorna, looking at Jack: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

Cassiopeia: Hey, are you okay? Jack: Yeah. Cassiopeia: 'Yeah.' You don't look okay... Jack (jokingly, about to change the subject so fast): Well, then stop looking.

Pax: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life! *Later* Ethean, to Pax, disappointed and a bit impressed: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.

Jack: So, company is coming, I want this place looking like Disney On Ice in one minute! (frantically organizing the chaos) Cassie, if you haven't made your bed already, throw it away - it's too late to make it now! Get rid of the couches, guys, we can't let people know we sit!! The chairs need to be pushed in, there can't be any sign of living in this house - (On the verge of a mental breakdown, continues rambling)

The entire crew: (done with life)

Deimos: Vesper, is that... my mug you’re drinking out of? Vesper: No, it’s mine. Deimos: It... looks just like the one I have... Vesper (holding the mug like a gremlin): You don’t have one like this anymore.

The Director: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'sadistic bastard’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Deimos, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! Jack: OK... then I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while. Deimos (with the manic energy of someone who chugged three bottles of energetics at once, utterly disheveled): BUT I'M HAVING FUN!

Aleks: You... you saved me. You're not a bad guy at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO! Noctus: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

Jack: Just wondering, did you get any sleep? Artemis: Did I get any... leap? Jack (hella confused): A what now...?

Ethean: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy? Noctus (deadpan): Quit your job, kill your family. Seriously, I can't stand Pax any moment longer-

Vesper: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Aleks: No, I’ve got plenty of common sense! Aleks: I just choose to ignore it.

Deimos: Did you miss me while I was gone? Cassiopeia (being a little shit with a grudge): Oh, you were gone? Wow. Didn't even notice.

Cassiopeia (at 2AM in the morning): I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies. Jack (who just wants to sleep): You’re too young to have enemies. Cassiopeia: You don’t even know.

Deimos: Hi- Vesper: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

Aleks: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Noctus: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

Deimos: Fine! I don't give a shit! Jack: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

Noctus: Pick a card, any card. Jack (smirks): Fine. Noctus: Wait, that's my credit card! Jack, already running away, looking over his shoulder: You said any card.

Deimos: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

Pax: O darling brother, you love me, right? Ethean (suspicious): Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Noctus (panicked): This should be illegal! Pax (having the time of his life): It is!!!!!!

Cassiopeia: But that’s censorship. Noctus: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go away.

Jack, to Cassiopeia: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 units in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

Meridian, putting their hands over Vesper's eyes: Guess who! Vesper: It's either Meridian or the cold, clammy hands of death. Meridian, putting their hands away: It's me! Vesper: Dammit.

Jack: Deimos likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Jack: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Cassiopeia: *also dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Yes? Jack: ...We’re in too deep.

Artemis, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Meridian: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Artemis: I have depression, robot-man, what do you think?

Aleks: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Vesper: Ok. Aleks: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Noctus (lying through his teeth, cause he actually does care): I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

Aleks, throwing a pokeball at Deimos: Deimos, I choose you! Deimos, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Meridian: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? Gabi: Are you calling me short? Meridian: No, I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Pax: You need to be more careful! Ethean who was dragged into Pax's issue (and lost his entire career because of it): Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Deimos: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Artemis: ... You mean glory days? Deimos: Ah, that too.

Artemis: SSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Cassiopeia: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Artemis: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

The Director: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Jack: And what did we learn, Vesper? Vesper, begrudgingly: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Ethean: What happened?! Pax: Do you want the long version or the short version? Ethean: Sh-short?? Pax: Shit's fucked. Ethean, facepalming:: Okay, long. Pax: Shit's very fucked.

Jack, opening a bottle of Hot Chocolate: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Cassiopeia: *aggressively throws a pencil at Deimos* Deimos, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

Kaelus (Lyorna's Dad): Don’t worry, I have a permit. The Junction: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

Kaelus: Exactly. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING PLANET -

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[circusfreakster]

I’m just using this post to collect incorrect quotes

Person E: Can I have a private talk with you?  Person C: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

K: Are they stupid?  D: Yes, but they prefer to be called C.

J: Where's H? I: Don't worry, I'll find them. I, shouting: G sucks! H, distantly: G is the best person ever! Fuck you! I: Found them.

F: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking. (Oh god IK who this will be.)

D: Are you ready to commit? E: Like, a crime or a relationship?

F: C is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. H: Yes. A: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. C: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- H: What truce? F: sigh The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. J: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: prepares for sacrifice

I: Hey, G, have you thought about having children? G: … G: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. I: But we're not childr- G, already distracted: D, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

H: If we lose, you’re out of the will. A: I was in the will? (uh oh I know this one too.)

B: Tomorrow’s the Cooking Contest. G always tells me one thing every year. They say, “You might win if you’d stop eating your entry!” But how would I know whether it’s an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity…

A: I need life advice. J, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

B: As a responsible adult- E: chuckles B: … As a responsible adult—

G: You're alive. C: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

E: Whoever has my voodoo doll, please kiss its forehead, I need it.

A: Where is everyone? G: F had a nervous collapse, H is looking after them, E is trying to kill J, so I’m in charge. A: Oh my god! G: I know, right?

J: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people? G: You mean movies? E: Concerts? A: Prostitutes? J: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-

K: visiting the squad Hello, I just came to- K: sees D shoving A into the washing machine while C records and H watches K: retreating Something suddenly came up.

H: Anyone d- J: Depressed? C: Drained? E: Dumb? B: Disliked? H: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…

H: Let’s write E a friendly note, shall we? Dear… Incompetent… Dumbass… (ANOTHER IDEA!)

G: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

E: closes a cabinet a crash is heard behind the cabinet door B: What was that? E: The sound of someone else's problem.

B: You shouldn't be using a straw. G: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. B: Yeah, but I mean… it's a weird way to eat spaghetti. (WEIRD YOU SAY??)

D: A banker? Me? G: Yes, D. D: But I don’t know anything about running a bank! G: Good. No preconceived ideas. D: I’ve robbed banks! G: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.

G: Wow, they really hate us. C: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. G: But we’re not gay, C. C: G: C: We’re not? (…the urge is strong. iykyk.)

D: So you like cats? E: Yeah. D: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

C: lifting weights J: Wow… They’re so intense! F: I wonder what drives them. C, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs. (IM SO GOOD AT IDEAS)

C: Say no to drugs. D: Say yes to drugs. K: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

H: I don't like bugs. F, are you even listening to me? F: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. H, at D: MOOOOOM!

A: What are you guys doing? J: Like in life in general or- D: Not much. Why, what's up? A: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC. D: Assassins Creed? A: Animals Creed. J: Assassins Crossing.

C: looks at G C: Baby boy. Baby. C: looks at K C: Evil.

B: What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat? J: I. B: So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you! J: That’s very nice, I guess. B: Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend. J: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.

G: Please, H, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. G: I’m sorry H. G: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. H: It has to be done. G: H: G: H: Places +4 Uno.

D: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body. H: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. D: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! F: Hmm… I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free… not sure where you're getting your facts from…

J: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. I: No, well, actually, it is. J: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

B: When do I get my own gun? A: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

D, jumping out of I's closet: BOO! I: D: I: D: makes a sad face I: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me! (I already know exactly who)

D: Are you busy? C: Yes. D: Cool, listen to this… (this too)

J: I just want someone to take me out. K: On a date? C: With a sniper gun? H: Both if you're not a coward.

Shapeshifter: transforms to look like H H: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

E: You know, Pinocchio could tell us so much about the universe! He could randomly claim stuff like “The Big Bang happened” and his nose would confirm or deny our theory. H: Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you dumb fuck! His nose only grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest! G: Things are heating up in the Pinocchio fandom…

J: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. G: What's wrong with you?? J: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. B: No, they mean other than that. J: Ohhhhhh. J: I haven't slept in 4 days.

E: So I got this amazing plan! C: We fail almost every time you say that. E: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

I: Ooh, let me see! Takes a piece of paper from E E: … I: I: Oh wait, I can’t read.

J, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

G, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

D: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

I: Bitches be like “he’s my right hand man” JUST SAY HE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. SAY IT. H: I have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext? I: I has reconsidered. You’re right. C: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth.

A and J are texting A: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE. J: I got spring water. A: NO! J: With EXTRA minerals! J: It’s like licking a stalagmite! A: DON’T COME HOME! J: Mmmmmm, cave water.

[cvbullshit]

LV Triangle Incorrect Quotes Part 2

The voice of the indifferent chaos: The voices of the sympathetic is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. The voices of the guarded: Yes. Crimson: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. The voices of the sympathetic: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- The voices of the guarded: What truce? The voice of the indifferent chaos: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Y/N: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* The voice of the indifferent chaos: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? The voices of the guarded: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. The voices of the sympathetic: What about Y/N? Nobody ever suspects Y/N! Y/N: Well what about Crimson? They have a gun! Crimson: The voice of the indifferent chaos has a knife. The voice of the indifferent chaos: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs The voices of the sympathetic in the arm*

Y/N: Did you bring The voice of the indifferent chaos? The voices of the guarded, gesturing to The voices of the sympathetic: No, but I brought the next best thing. Y/N: The voices of the sympathetic? The next best thing would be Crimson. The voices of the sympathetic: I would be offended, but Crimson is freakishly strong.

The voice of the indifferent chaos: Anyone d- The voices of the sympathetic: Depressed? Y/N: Drained? The voices of the guarded: Dumb? Crimson: Disliked? The voice of the indifferent chaos: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Crimson: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. The voices of the guarded: I witnessed the dumb stuff. The voices of the sympathetic: I recorded the dumb stuff. The voice of the indifferent chaos: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Y/N: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

The voices of the sympathetic: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? The voices of the guarded: Maybe a bit tipsy? Y/N: Drunk. Crimson: Wasted. The voice of the indifferent chaos: Dead.

The voices of the sympathetic: Uh, Y/N? Crimson is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Y/N: What? The voices of the guarded: I think they meant, Crimson is drowning. Y/N: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* Crimson: *is drowning* The voice of the indifferent chaos: OH MY GOD, CRIMSON! KEEP SWIMMING! Crimson: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks* The voice of the indifferent chaos: CRIMSON!

Y/N: Truth or dare? The voices of the sympathetic: Dare. Y/N: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. The voices of the sympathetic: Hey Crimson? Crimson, blushing: Yeah? The voices of the sympathetic: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Dust.

Y/N: Crimson, you'll be working with Dust and The voices of the sympathetic. Crimson: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Everyone else: *blank stares* Crimson: ...Of people on a team.

Dust: Where the devil is Crimson? The voices of the sympathetic: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted? Y/N: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

Dust: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Crimson: Forty five seconds?!? Dust: No! I said four TO five seconds. Crimson, hugging Dust: Too late.

Crimson: Are you gay? Dust: I want a lawyer.

Dust: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Crimson: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Crimson: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Dust: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Dust: Your future self is talking shit about you right now. Y/N: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Dust: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Y/N: That sounds like a challenge. Dust: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Y/N: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Dust: There is no challenge!

Y/N, trying to comfort Dust: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Dust: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- Y/N: Probably. Dust: I didn't finish. Y/N: Probably.

Crimson: Can I have your number? Y/N, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

Crimson, admiring a sleeping Y/N: You’re so cute. Y/N, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Crimson, lovingly: I know.

Y/N: Hey Crimson, can you give me the opposite of these words? Y/N: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Crimson: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Crimson: The fucking satisfaction.

Y/N: Hey Crimson, do you wanna help us? Crimson: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Crimson: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Y/N: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

[pissmaster228]

[voxiiferous]

🤔 (I didn't do this yesterday but now I'm curious)

@hellsdisneyprincess | I can't tell if you mean this for the hc meme that's been going around the dash (I don't think I reblogged it, but that's fine) or the wrong emoji for the incorrect quotes one, so I'll just do both!

Vox disagrees with what it is that the Princess is doing. He thinks that, fundamentally, it's trying to address the wrong problem. Redeeming sinners is, at least initially, unproven, and it will take so long to deal with so few of them. He thinks there needs to be better infrastructure in the meanwhile-- places for them to live, jobs, food. Their ideas aren't actually opposed to one another however, and in the right circumstances, Vox could easily end up helping to support the hotel. They both have a similar 'make this place better' mentality, they're just coming at it from two different angles.

Vox: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Charlie: Wednesay. Vox: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Charlie: I made tea. Vox: I don't want tea. Charlie: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Vox: Then why did you tell me? Charlie: It's a conversation starter. Vox: It's a horrible conversation starter. Charlie: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Charlie: So, I've been thinking Vox- Vox: That's dangerous.

Charlie: You don't know anything about me! Vox: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

Vox: Damn, the power went out. Charlie: Don’t worry, I got this. Charlie: stomps foot Vox: What-? Charlie: Sketchers light up

Vox: Charlie, what are you doing? Charlie: shaking a cat shaped piggy bank I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Vox: You could always take it out and count it. Charlie: Where’s the fun in that?

Charlie: Are you reading fan fiction? Vox, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Charlie: Oh, is it on AO3? Vox: This is CNN.

[the-down-upside-finch]

Our Own Original (OOO) Incorrect Quotes Tag!

Doing another one for the people that sounded interested after I made the initial post. Here is some more random dialogue from my WIP, Secrets of a Gon:

Ree: “Wait, are you James Hogganbeck?” James: [to Aaron] “You didn't tell me she's psychic!” Aaron: “She's not psychic. She's friends with Lam Wang.” James: "Ohhhh, that makes sense. Lam knows everyone's names."

Here is the quote for the people I shall tag (I'm imagining that this will be the format people present their bits from their own WIPs, so it won't be the same quote as the one above, but this is just a starting post):

Person A: “Wait, are you Person B?” Person B: [to Person C] “You didn't tell me they're psychic!” Person C: “They're not psychic. They're friends with Person D.” Person B: "Ohhhh, that makes sense. Person D knows everyone's names."

Basically, I'm inviting you to take my quote and insert your characters into it, then share some of your dialogue from your WIP for the next people to insert their characters into!

Gently tagging the people that seemed interested (but no pressure of course!): @writegriffinsect, @authortobenamedlater, @indecentpause, @alexfeelyx, @amandacanwrite, and leaving this open of course for anyone that wants to try this out!

[practically-an-x-man]

🎬💀🔥🕷️📝📦📖‼️ <3333

Awww thank you so much!! <3333

OC/Ship Ask Game: Firsts

I actually answered most of these before, and they're the ones that aren't as repeatable since they don't change based on the character or story, so I'll just stick with the ones I haven't answered yet :D

📝 - Pick a character: first draft of that character + the final version of that character

Actually picking 2 characters for this one, since they began as only one. Mira and Rae began as one OC, though I have since forgotten her original name. She had powers more like Mira's, with the ability to heal others, but an appearance and story more like Rae's - lacking Mira's physical mutations, with Rae's silver light accompanying her abilities, and basic inspiration as a fix-it for Angel's death in X-Men: Apocalypse.

The main place where that character differed from both Mira and Rae in their final form is that the initial character became a sort of "halfway Horseman" for Apocalypse. This is echoed a bit in Rae's story, having her mutation enhanced by Apocalypse in the same event that transformed Warren's wings, but the initial character was fully altered and even joined the team to act as an emergency medic/healer for Apocalypse and his minions. Finally she broke out of the control and defected to the X-Men, rescued Warren and the others who would have died in the battle, so on and so forth.

Obviously Rae and Mira are two very different, distinct characters now, but it's interesting to think that they both stemmed from a single character, my very first X-Men OC that I ever created.

📦 - First story that really took you outside your comfort zone

Hm... they all have, in some way or another. That's why I started writing to begin with, to push myself and experiment with different styles. But out of all of them, I think Desert Song was the one that really took me to a different space - not following any canon story save for a single moment in Quinn's backstory, a dark and entirely original plot, plus a darker, more dynamic, and more morally-complicated character than any other character I had written at that point. I'm exceptionally proud of it and I can't wait to keep pushing it even further!

‼️ - Free space! Tell us about a notable "first" in your writing journey!

Hm... last time I answered this one, I talked about my shift from writing solely longfics to implementing oneshots and ficlets. This time I'll talk about when I first started being open about my OCs!!

It took me a while to get into posting about my OCs here on tumblr. I still don't do nearly as much as some other people do, but I started with nothing. No bios, no incorrect quotes, no art of them, and I didn't post about new fics or updates. I think I still had a bit of ingrained embarrassment about it, and it put me in this limbo where I wanted so badly for people to hear about them but couldn't summon the nerve to actually tell people about them. I posted the fics on AO3 and just kinda... left them for people to stumble upon.

And that's all well and good, no harm in that whatsoever, but as I started finding more friends in fandom and seeing how much they advocated for their works, I decided I wanted to expand a little more. I organized my writing into a masterlist, created bios for each of my OCs, started talking about them more, and really just started in with all this enthusiasm for both my own and others' OCs. And even though the old write-and-be-done thing served me just fine... I like this SO much more and I love the community I've found by being more vocal about what I create :D

[bookishjules]

i dont even know if i can call it fanservice bc so many aspects of the sr yr series are just plainly misogynistic and ableist and as much as certain parts of the fandom are like. not particularly good at critical thinking i do believe that they aren't those things. on top of that, i don't think i would consider a story with distracting amounts of timeline and character fact inconsistencies fanservice bc in theory those things would bother fans right? to me it feels like ricks fatigue and apathy with the series and his own misogynistic and ableist biases are being left unchallenged and wrapped in layers and layers of irony poisoned incorrect quote style humour and middle grade genre-fication (both in the sense of making it kind of childish and the sense of him slanging it up with the youths). idk if that makes sense im very tired

(reply from @amesliu)

THIS. exactly this. the point about the inconsistencies bothering fans was what i was trying to get at, but you're right. it goes beyond that. rick presents this narrative of learning from and caring about the people he writes his books for, but the further he gets from that initial space that drew so many diverse and disabled fans, the more obvious it becomes that he isn't learning anything. everything feels like a regression. he's gotten too big for his britches and he's too stubborn (particularly when it comes to percy and annabeth) to change. and i really don't think it's intentional--the ableism and misogyny--if anything he probably thinks he's still perpetuating this space of appreciating what makes us different, but like you said, he's been left completely unchecked, which allows the representation he does present us with to continue to sour. particularly because he seemingly cannot be bothered to think critically about his own work.

so yeah. imho it's less fanservice than fan-disservice. it's (a) cheapening the story with lack of consistency, while (b) undermining the initial themes of the story the fans fell in love with by (c) telling said fans who saw themselves in these pages for one reason or another that they are exactly what society always believed them to be, because apparently (d) that is the arc that works best to keep these characters on their own enchanted leashes? i'm not entirely sure. but i do know that characters and themes cannot be treated with such a lack of respect when they themselves are representative of so much more. at that point, regardless of whether you happen to be the god of this world, you have a responsibility to uphold.

by attempting to sell nostalgia, or at least panning for attention and hype from long-term fans and relying on them to remain as loyal as they always have been (or even as they once were), you're also signing those fans you're supposedly servicing up for not only dissapointment and feelings of disrespect, but also the apparent support of books that no longer support them--whether or not they're willing to take off their uncle rick-colored glasses and don a critical thinking cap in order to see and accept that that is very much the case.

and that's not even touching on the overdone attempt at maintaining the series' juvenile roots.. if his goal was really to draw in long-term (and therefore older) fans, he wouldn't feel the need to dumb things down more than they were when the mcs were literally 12, or take stabs at exactly the kind of humor that will date these books in a way completely counter to his original intention of timelessness, as some exaggerated and unnecessary attempt at remaining relevant.

I saw someone remark somewhere that for the past few years Rick has been writing for his fans rather than his story. The books he's written as of late have been eaten up by manly long-term readers who love this series, but rather than continuing the story and exploring the characters more, he's just giving a bunch of random adventures with no real consequences or substance, more fanservice than story.

see i've heard similar claims. and i could see that for tsats, because of just how heavily he (or mark) leaned into popular fandom interpretations for it, but i don't know how well that justification for these books can hold up the further we get into this new wave of the riordanverse. because no, you're right, there isn't much story at all for a 300+ page book. but there is also so little consistency of characterizations and the universe as a whole.. and i just question how any long-term fan of said characters/universe could see that and appreciate it (despite said fans suposedly eating it up which just.. baffling tbh).

idk i guess what i'm saying is.. if it's fanservice. it's tacky. it's cheap. it's like.. going into a party city for a yankees cap for an annabeth costume instead of using a legit quality hat with the real logo on it. there's this facade of making it for the fans without the followthrough of actually caring about the fans. if fanservice is meant to please the fans of that media, i feel like the right way to go about it would be to use said media as a base level and spin into inconsequential fluff from there. make it fun, but not at the cost of the integrity of the media people have clearly loved for so long.