#incorrect huskerdust quotes

[iwozlegit]

Incorrect Huskerdust quotes

Husk: You're giving me a sticker?

Angel : Not just a sticker. It’s a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Husk: Fuckin’ Christ. I'm not a preschooler!

Angel: (Cries) Fine, I'll take it back!

Husk: (Leaping on Bar) The fuck you doin’! I earned this, back off!

[silveraro]

I was playing with an incorrect quote generator and like

Is this not just canon dialogue 

[radvelvetcakez]

Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[jessadamsdraws]

@vaelofdarkness

[xdeath-by-poisonx]

... Has this been done yet? 👀

Ol' Husker testing his limits 😂

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor: Ah, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a sickening gross couple...

Vaggie: I really care about your feelings!

Charlie: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Alastor, turning his head: ...and then here’s a disaster couple...

Angel: I CAN BANDAGE MY OWN WOUNDS HUSK! YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME

Husk: I WOULDN'T NEED TO BANDAGE WOUNDS AT ALL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Alastor, living his best aroace life: And this is why I don’t do couples.

[celestial-artisan]

Angel: Husky~ Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him? Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes. Angel: How do you just wing a con- Angel: Angel: How the fuck did you know?

[fabuloustrash05]

Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

[artsyannierose]

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Angel Dust: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.  Vaggie: You were flirting with Husk. Angel Dust: So what? He’s my boyfriend. Vaggie: You asked him if he was single.  Angel Dust:  Vaggie: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Angel: *angrily, reading through Val’s texts* ARE YOU-

Reader: *nonchalantly* fucking

Angel: KIDDIN’ ME?! THIS

Reader: fucking

Angel: IDIOT

Husk: Uhh, what the hell was that?

Reader: Charlie banned Angel from swearing so I offered to help him out

[iwozlegit]

Incorrect Huskerdust quotes

Angel: Alright, bro. I’ll see you next week.

Husk: Sounds good, man.

(Kiss)

(PANIC)

Angel: I think we just accidentally kissed…

Husk: Quick! Do something manly!

Angel: (High-pitch moan)

Husk: (panic intensifying) What the fuck was that?!

Angel: (crying) I don’t know, man. I’m so sorry!

[silveraro]

This is the best screenshot I’ve ever taken from an edit

[radvelvetcakez]

Angel: Husk kissed me! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Angel: It was unbelievable! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Cherri: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Charlie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Angie, does this end well or do we need tissues? Angel: Oh, it ended very well. Charlie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Cherri: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Cherri: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Charlie and Cherri: Ohhh. meanwhile Husk, eating pizza at the bar: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Vaggie: Tongue? Husk: Yeah. Vaggie: Cool.

[mooncalf87]

Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk

Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT

[chaoticace2005]

Husk: *Laying face down on the bar*

Charlie: So Angel said he liked you?

Husk, muffled: Yeah

Charlie: ...and you asked him to marry you?

Husk: Yeah

Charlie: …and?! How’d he react?!

Husk: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more

*Meanwhile*

Angel, kicking in the door to the Cherri’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Cherri! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!