#incorrect house of ashes quotes

[icarus-mp3]

[cr33pypaper]

Quaking in his boots

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 779

Y/N: “Do you still have the spellbooks from when you first started learning magic?”

Agatha: “Of course I do! Every notebook, every tome, every annotation.”

Wanda: “Let’s see them then, oh masterful historian to your art of witchcraft?”

Agatha: “You want to see them?”

Wanda: “You can’t just tell but not show, especially after such bragging!”

Agatha: *summons books* “They might be a little worn, well loved is more apt actually-“

Y/N: “Are some of these pages held in with scotch tape and chewing gum?”

Agatha: “What did you expect! They’re from the 17th century!”

Y/N: “No offense, but you would be terrible at art or artifact restoration.”

Wanda: “All the offense! Scrolls from the library of Alexandria have more substance than these!”

[taylorshope]

Rachel, at Eric: You're my significant other.

Eric: Yeah I am!

Rachel, at Joey: You're my child.

Joey: Yes boss.

Rachel, at Nick: You're my bitch.

Nick: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Rachel, at Clarice: My bestie.

Clarice: Naturally.

Rachel, at Jason: HA, GAY!

Jason: Fuck you.

[matixsstuff]

[hauntedcheesecakewizard]

Just tried the incorrect quote generator for the first time and OMFGIDGDUTXTJ-

[myshiptrashcan]

You have no idea how often I say this.

It's an old kill, and it may be obvious to say that Salim had a hatred for the unfortunate demon that crossed his path that day. Even going as far as to smash the head.

Jason may know more than he's letting on.

Maybe it's because it's been awhile or maybe it's because it's so small. But the first page is just so sketchy. Art feels like it takes forever to do now, when before it didn't feel that way. I want to draw things and I don't want it to take a million years! Everything takes me forever to do! I scanned both pages of the same color. I'm not sure why they look different. Maybe I should draw on full pages again instead of half ones.

(bitch is literally just scout from TF2 but not)

[tomixslefttoe]

Ash: Wow I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs!

The Hero: Those are bones, Ash.

Ash, cheerfully: Not if I never look down!

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Neloth, about Talvas: Learns forbidden knowledge on "accident."

[prvttystvr]

Jason: I can take the Iraqi soldier

Eric: in a fight, right?

Jason, taking of his shirt:

Eric:

Eric: … in a fight … right?

[icarus-mp3]

[cr33pypaper]

Bonus: Live Jason Reaction

[fe3h-incorrectquotes]

Ashe: It's not illegal, though.

Seteth, staring into Ashe's car, which is full of cats: It's just that... there's so many.

Ashe: But it's not illegal!

[matixsstuff]

[incorrect-officers-academy]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Nixiel Veres, holding frost to an ash spawn in the Ashlands: Tell me the name of your god, you toasty piece of crap.

The ash soawn: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can invoke. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Nixiel: I'M NOT FRIGGIN SCARED OF YOU!

Talvas:

Talvas: Hey, what in OBLIVION does this mean?!