#oc: nixiel veres

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Neloth: Keep Talvas out of trouble.

Nixiel Veres: Why me?

Neloth: You're unlucky enough to be in my line of sight

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Nixiel Veres: Being hungover is a top tier experience.

Nixiel: Like sorry I can't hangout today. I'm sick from being so fun and outgoing.

Talvas Fathryon: I am begging you to drink some water.

Nixiel: No.

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Talvas Fathryon: When someone says, "I'm so thirsty," I get scared knowing I'm 60% water.

Nixiel Veres:

Nixiel: Tal, that's not—

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Nixiel Veres, holding frost to an ash spawn in the Ashlands: Tell me the name of your god, you toasty piece of crap.

The ash soawn: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can invoke. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Nixiel: I'M NOT FRIGGIN SCARED OF YOU!

Talvas:

Talvas: Hey, what in OBLIVION does this mean?!

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Talvas Fathryon, after reading The Lusty Argonian Maid for the first time: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to the temple and stay there for a year?

Nixiel Veres: Send it to me.

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Nixiel Veres: For the Witches Festival I'm going to wear a trash bad, and when people are like, "Oh, haha! You're going as trash!" I'll be like, "Close, I'm going as my father."

Talvas Fathryon, putting on a trash bag: I'm going as Master Neloth.

Teldryn Sero:

Teldryn: Why.

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Talvas Fathryon: You know what I've learned from my apprenticeship with Master Neloth?

Nixiel Veres: There’s no such thing as too mean?

Elynea Mothren: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Droves Relvi: Always hold a grudge?

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Nixiel Veres: Your task is to piss off an entire room of people. How do you do it?

Neloth: Show up, usually.

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Nixiel Veres: Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from taberns in the metal cans.

Talvas Fathryon: Those belong to people.

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Nixiel Veres: Life is not a fairytale.

Nixiel: If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

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Nixiel Veres: What’s the status up here?

Talvas Fathryon: Screwed up, about to die, Neloth's a nerd. The usual.

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Nixiel Veres: Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you can't walk.

Also Nixiel Veres: *ordering another round of cocktails for herself*

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Nixiel Veres: *blasts several ash spawn into ash, incinerates three burnt spriggans, and toasts some scrib*

Talvas Fathryon: Woah! You're pretty agile for an old lady.

Nixiel: I'm like four years older than you.

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Talvas Fathryon: I want a scrib on one arm and a mudcrab on the other.

Talvas: Tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town.

Nixiel Veres: You should. I bet they would have a lovely time.

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Talvas Fathryon, calling Nixiel: Are you in a bar?

Nixiel Veres: No, I’m in a restaurant—

Geldis Sadri: Here’s your mazte.

Nixiel, to Sadri: Thanks.

Nixiel, to Talvas: . . . that happens to have a bar.

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Nixiel Veres: What's that?

Teldryn Sero: This, my friend, is a pint!

Nixiel, jaw dropping: It comes in pints!?

Teldryn, already guzzling his sujamma: Mhm!

Nixiel: I'm getting one!

Talvas Fathryon: You've had two already!