#hoa Nick

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

If House of Ashes was a full-length game (like Quarry and Until Dawn) and Merwin, Clarice, and Dar were playable survivors in addition to the main five, this is how I imagined their dialogue would be in the eclipse finale:

1) Nathan Merwin

When the alien vampires pop up out of the ground: “Oh, fuck off! Get inside now!”

When asking about the eclipse: “Can anyone fucking tell me when the FUCK does the sun come back!?”

If someone else asks and Eric or Clarice isn’t around to explain: “Do I look like I know anything about fucking space!?”

If Eric and Clarice are around to explain the eclipse: “Six fucking minutes? Oh, kiss my motherfucking ass!”

Random dialogue during the showdown: “Ah shit, I’m out!” / “Fuck this shit!” / “I fucking hate Iraq!”

The flares: “What are we supposed to do with flares?! Scare them to death!” / “I ain’t going out like a bitch…grab a flare and let’s do this!”

2) Dr. Clarice Stokes

When the alien vampires pop up out of the ground: “We can’t fight them with the eclipse underway! Just run!”

When someone asks how long the eclipse lasts and Eric isn’t around: “Uh…I believe we have six minutes!”

After explaining how long the eclipse is: “It’s six minutes, deal with it! So shut up and start shooting!”

Random dialogue during the showdown: “We’re gonna fucking die here!” / “Please, I just wanna go home!” / “Go away! Just go away!”

The flares: “Oh great, flares! At least we can see each other when the vampires rip us apart!” / “They’re afraid of light, we might have a chance. Light them up!”

3) Dar Basri / characters reacting to Dar

NOTE: Dar’s dialogue is unique since he doesn’t speak English. So imagine most of Dar’s dialogue in Arabic.

When the alien vampires pop up out of the ground: (in Arabic) “Get to the huts! Move it!”

When asking about the eclipse: (in Arabic) “How long will the eclipse last?”

If Jason is the other survivor: “English damn it, I don’t fucking speak Iraqi!”

If Nick is the other survivor: “Sorry bro, I didn’t understand a word you said!”

If Eric is the other survivor: “Sorry, my Arabic’s not too good. Just shoot at whatever’s coming our way!”

If Rachel is the other survivor: (in Arabic) “I don’t know! I’m not a scientist! But it should be only for a few minutes!”

If Salim is the other survivor: (in Arabic) “Maybe a minute? Five minutes? I don’t know!”

If Merwin is the other survivor: “Oh for fucks sake, I don’t speak terrorist!”

If Clarice is the other survivor: “Look, I don’t want to be mean…but I have no idea what the hell you just said.”

If Rachel or Salim asks Dar how long the eclipse will last: (in Arabic) “I don’t know, I never learned this subject!”

If anyone else asks Dar how long the eclipse will last: (in Arabic) “Fucking Americans, I can’t understand you! At least learn the language if you’re going to invade my country!”

Random dialogue during the showdown: (all in Arabic) “I survived the Americans, I’ll survive you monsters!” / “Damn it, out of ammo!” / “Go back to the pit you spawned from!”

The flares (when Rachel and Salim are present): (all in Arabic) “These are flares, not ammunition!” / “We will make do with what we got. We have no choice!”

The flares (with everyone else): (in broken English) “American…no ammo! Just flares!” / (in Arabic) “Come on American, we make do with what we’re given!”

[sargeantsarmy]

Rest in peace Nick Kay, you would’ve loved Chappell Roan 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[myshiptrashcan]

You have no idea how often I say this.

It's an old kill, and it may be obvious to say that Salim had a hatred for the unfortunate demon that crossed his path that day. Even going as far as to smash the head.

Jason may know more than he's letting on.

Maybe it's because it's been awhile or maybe it's because it's so small. But the first page is just so sketchy. Art feels like it takes forever to do now, when before it didn't feel that way. I want to draw things and I don't want it to take a million years! Everything takes me forever to do! I scanned both pages of the same color. I'm not sure why they look different. Maybe I should draw on full pages again instead of half ones.

(bitch is literally just scout from TF2 but not)

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

How successful would Nick Kay…

Would you like to submit a character? Click this link if you do!

[would-they-be-good-at-asmr]

[yooo-lets-go]

So, recently I played House of Ashes and can you guess who is my favorite?

[cranberrybanjo]

We are so back (part 1)

Bonus:

[k-meanzzz-better]

Just some of my silly thoughts of Nick and Jason taking Salim with them to Eric.

Jason in the distance is like: Nick what did he say 'bout me??? Salim: Only good things, American! And Nick's just: … (he's thinking about his relationship with Kings, he doesn't want to get involved in THIS)

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I just imagined something, laughed at it and drew it, don't judge me /////

[ultrabananapudding]

It's canon that Jason Kolchek has the fattest ass out of the HoA cast, and I love that for him

Exhibit A

[stepk]

this is the last old picture for now (oct 2023)

(love this meme with obi-wan on top of everest and 1350 anakins. classic)

[sargeantsarmy]

A slutty nick kay anyone ? Just me ? Ok 😔

(Alt versions under the cut btw (I gave him body hair 😏))

[myshiptrashcan]

HOA sketches

You know. I think I need to practice more detailed faces again. I feel like I don't know how to draw lately. Oof.

It's been awhile since I've drawn a Really good face. Like legit and everything. I'm not too happy about my skill with drawing eyes. I draw so small it's kind of hard to get details.

I'm really thinking of going back and shading in Salim more seriously.

Been having a hard time doing things recently. I wanna do this I wanna do that, end up doing nothing and I hate it. I sigh.

[demcrazymandolin]

12 Days of Jalim

Day 6: Cookies

Me and @frowardthinker made House of Ashes themed cookie <3

froward did all the frosting and details ToT they all look so amazing so credit to them.

We had alot of fun making these, we hope you enjoy them as much as we do!

[blue-bird1967]

Eepy boys💤 One thought about buzz cut Jason and here we are, don’t repeat my mistakes