#incorrect house Md quotes

[housemdfever]

House MD text posts except I'm running out of titles

13 and Chase are literally just House's kids atp

[ickachris]

more of Wilson’s House puppet

[silly-centipede]

Canon accurate

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[moshuwu]

House: *wears the tie Wilson got him*

Wilson: I work hard to make this house a home

[faifenaco]

House: "Blondie, is that a new cologne I smell? Which one of us are you trying to woo now?" Chase: "Ha, ha. Very funny, House. You do know that me and Cameron are over, right?" House: "Last I checked, that still leaves me and Foreman."

[wilson-is-a-slut]

house 2024:

patient proceeds to get worse

house - womp womp

[unaballerinascalza]

House, M.D. characters as random out-of-context quotes from my quotes' file in the notes app: a series

Pt. 14

Chase: *exists in 2×02*

House, while playing guitar: tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minorrrrrrrrr

[vague-in-vegas]

Patient: Relax, guy. I like gay men.

Chase: That's great, but I'm not gay.

Patient: I don't believe that.

[phoneypotatoes]

Sirius: I’m starting therapy tomorrow and I’ve been trying to think of power moves I could make towards the therapist. I’ve decided to bring a notepad with me and take notes on it whenever they take notes and then eat the paper at the end of the session.

Remus: Pads, this is why you need therapy.

[doctor-house]

idk if I’m a hater, but I’m always yucking someone else’s yum

[housemdfever]

Somewhat correct House MD text posts to make you want a cupcake!

I need the House MD tbh

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

They were married from day one.

[gay-fauncologist]

House is the kind of person who gets in really heated arguments with the birds at the pet store and you cannot convince me otherwise

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

House: Wilson and I don’t use pet names.

Y/N: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

House: Honey?

Wilson: Yes, dear?

House:

Y/N: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[wilson-is-a-slut]

wilson: can house come out and play?

cuddy: sorry, house can’t go out and play with you right now because he has to finish clinic hours first.