#incorrect house Md quotes

[ickachris]

more of Wilson’s House puppet

[silly-centipede]

Canon accurate

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[wilson-is-a-slut]

wilson: can house come out and play?

cuddy: sorry, house can’t go out and play with you right now because he has to finish clinic hours first.

[phoneypotatoes]

Sirius: I’m starting therapy tomorrow and I’ve been trying to think of power moves I could make towards the therapist. I’ve decided to bring a notepad with me and take notes on it whenever they take notes and then eat the paper at the end of the session.

Remus: Pads, this is why you need therapy.

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

They were married from day one.

[unaballerinascalza]

House, M.D. characters as random out-of-context quotes from my quotes' file in the notes app: a series

Pt. 15

Foreman: *fucks up*

House: you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

[gay-fauncologist]

Episode of House where the whole floor is shut down and House uses the church as his office again, and every time someone walks into the room he just screams "WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF CHRIST" and then dies laughing behind the stand

The side plot is House and Wilson teaming up to humiliate SPECIFICALLY Chase by making him trip in the lunchroom or exploit his suspicious amount of sex based knowledge

[ris-multi-fandom]

Wilson: You’re a dick House!

House: Well you know what they say, you are what you eat.

Wilson: *gay panic*

[glossglamour]

i know i just posted this like a week ago But. now im posting it again. this time with a picture !

[greghatecrimes]

this is definitely how it happened in canon

[hugeegosorry]

i have so many text posts saved i need to do another what am i doing part soon. in the meantime enjoy more badly edited hilson singles

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

House: We need to get through this locked door. Wilson, give me your credit card.

Wilson: Here.

House, pocketing it: Thanks. Y/N, kick down the door.

[wilson-is-a-slut]

cuddy: why does house call you babygirl?

wilson: how about we stop talking for a little while?

[imasexypotato]

House: I cut my finger

Wilson: I can kiss it so it’ll get better

House: ...That doesn't work

Wilson: Of course it does!

*Later that day*

House: I need you guys to punch me in mouth

Foreman & Chase: Fucking finally *Don’t even hesitate*

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

I knew this interaction reminded me of something.