#incorrect gus porter

[hex-wittebane]

Hunter: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Willow, confused: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Hunter, dramatic, emotional: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gus: Edible.

[evil-cats]

More owl house textposts

[reicav97]

Well... He's Luz's (adoptive) brother after all.

[rocksandmirrors]

i love doing those

[owl-house-incorrectly]

[in between season one and two]

Luz: I used to have a crush on someone who was a lot like Amity. Hey, maybe that’s why I like her so much!

Gus: Luz…

Willow: [holding up a hand] No, don’t…I want to see how long she can keep it up.

[lumity-poggers]

I don’t think I’ve ever posted these

There’s more but I’ll make another post for them since tumblr has an image limit.

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[ladymiraclewings]

Willow Park: If I fall… Hunter: I’ll be there to catch you. Luz Noceda: What if I fall？ Amity Blight: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Gus: And if I fall? Mattholomule: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[incorrectohtweets]

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[thenwethrowitonthefire]

Previous toh textposts: 1 | 2 + Bonus

[owlhouse-incorrect]

Luz: it’s dark here…

The Collector: don’t worry, I got this.

The Collector: [stomps heelies]

The Collector: [slips and falls]

The Collector: Dang it! I thought I was wearing my light up sketchers!

Luz:

King: I’m glad it’s dark

[acrylicsncandles]

part 2 of 2: The owl house except it’s quotes from my plethora of quote pages

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& this last one 😻 (it’s a joke trust)

[hex-wittebane]

Hunter: Can we normalize guys complimenting other guys?

Gus: You're killing it, my guy.

Matt: Superb idea fellow dude.

Ed: Nice dick, homie.

[evil-cats]

Owl house text posts for the soul

[theaceofarrows]

At a human realm carnival

Amity: So how do you play this game?

Luz: You just throw the ball at the clown as hard as you can to try and knock it down to win

Amity: Oh, okay

Amity: [throws the ball at Hunter and knocks him over]

Hunter: [on the ground] OW!

Amity: Did I win?

Gus: Well, you did knock him over

Willow: And you DID throw the ball as hard as you can

Hunter: [still on the ground] Hey!

Luz: [wheezing with laughter]

[all-encompassing-hero]

Sounds of Luz in her Titan form battling Belos

Amity, looking up: "That's. . . that's my girlfriend!"

Gus: "You sure Amity?"

Amity: "Either that or we just felt King's mom."

Gus: "Who here just thought of the Titan with boobs?"

Gus: . . . "Really? I'm the only one?"

Hunter: "Yes!"

Hunter internally: "He must never know."

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Gus: I haven’t seen you around school before.

Matt: You’ve probably been at Hexside your whole life. I used to go to Glandus.

Gus: Glandus?! We hate you guys.

Matt: We hate ourselves.