#incorrect gmw

[incorrectgmw]

Riley: Last night, I was worried that you got human-trafficked.

Farkle: Okay, Riley.

Riley: What? It happens. They snatch girls.

Maya: Okay. You're right. I get it. I understand that as a pretty, blonde woman, I am a target.

Lucas: How did this become a compliment to you?

[piperslovebot]

Gwen (to Leia): I'd rather be a fool with you than to be anything without you.

[incorrectbutgoodshipfun]

If you ever want you can inbox me couples to do incorrect quotes on! I’m always up for suggestions!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Added a new Tags page listing the accounts I use for the majority of my quotes.

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@0hheytherebigbadwolf

@hxuse-xf-black

@write-it-motherfuckers

@incorrect-gmw

@criminalmindsgonewrong

@incorrectquoteprompts

@celestialvoid-fanfiction

@incorrectsterekquotes

@sweetrole

@familiaranonymous

@incorrectquotesideas-deactivated

If you are not on the list and I've used your quotes, please let me know. I can add you to the tags.

[lucasmatthews]

RILEY MATTHEWS, HUMAN DISASTER:

inspired by @incorrectgmw’s post

[incorrectrilaya]

Riley: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.

Maya: Waste of a good hatchet.

[onlytbrcve]

Maya: Lucas, have I ever said something nice to you?

Lucas: no

Maya: Riley is perfect

Riley: own... thank you, sweetie

[thekarleffect]

Cory: [grabs a stick and hits a student] BAD HORMONE-RIDDEN ADOLESCENT! BAD, BAD, BAD!

[thingsthatdontfitmyotherblogs]

Shawn, talking to the clique six and unable to think of any topics besides poetry and Trauma: so the other day I found some unopened Kraft™️ singles in the dumpster, so that was pretty cool

[alynelsonsold]

[Zay and Lucas looking at Lucas and Maya’s wedding album]

Lucas: I remember, during the service she was crying so hard, she couldn’t even say the words “I do”. Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?

Zay: That was you, Lucas. And no, I have not.

[incorrectgmw]

Maya: If you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavors instead of the color, they're 100% a cop.

Lucas: Yeah but you gotta specify. Frost Glacier Freeze or Cool Blue. You can't just say "blue" because there's more than one blue.

Zay: Blue and light blue. Nice try, officer.

[piperslovebot]

Eric: Y'know, Donna, one of the things I've learned from being a teacher is that sometimes you just have to let kids live.

*Nate and Leia enter the house while holding hands and standing several feet apart, looking uncomfortable.*

Leia: Thank you very much Nate. I had a wonderful time.

Nate: You're welcome Leia. I also had a wonderful time as well.

[incorrectbutgoodshipfun]

Cory:

How come Maya gets a pony?

Shawn:

Because she stopped loving me.

Cory:

I don't love you either, so give me a moped.

Shawn:

And I know you love me, so you don't get squat.

[alien-slushie]

Midoriya and Monoma being Riley and Maya from Girl Meet World because....well I dont have a reason but when do I ever?

__________

Monoma: Awards are a scam! I guy like me never had a chance Aizawa, never had a chance!

Monoma, glances at Izuku:...

Midoriya: Alright I'll do it, but its ridiculous.

Midoriya: Its a scam Aizawa! He never had a chance!

__________

All Might: *runs into class with izuku in his arms and sets him on the desk, locking Todoroki outside*

All Might: Young Midoriya, it's time for The Talk.

Midoriya: In front of the whole class?!

Monoma: Yeah give him the talk, let's see what you know.

__________

Midoriya: You have to do the homework Monoma! This teacher's insane, a total nut job! I think theres something seriously wrong with him.

All Might: ...Hi Young Midoriya.

Midoriya: Hi All Might!

__________

Monoma: *puts his hand over Midoriya's eyes*

Midoriya: Oh I know this! Its Monoma! I know because I saw you put your hand over my face.

__________

Midoriya, seeing Mina put on mascara: Why that?

Monoma: It brings out your eyes.

Midoriya: Why would I want to take out my eyes?

__________

Todoroki: Hey guys.

Midoriya, raises his hand: Todoroki!

Monoma: Hand.

Midoriya, puts down hand: Todoroki!

Monoma: Grown up voice.

Midoriya: Todoroki, hello.

_________

All Might: Its only gym class.

Denki: They throw things at me!

All Might: Who?

Denki: Monoma!

Monoma:...I'm the pitcher.

__________

Midoriya and Monoma: *brushing a horse in Midoriya's dorm room*

Aizawa: *tiredly walks in*

Monoma: What horse? *puts a lamp shade on horse's head*

Aizawa: I was up with Eri all night, very tired. *looks at the horse* Mic we need bread.

__________

Monoma, in shorts: What are these?

Midoriya: These, are your legs.

Monoma, looking at his legs: Have you ever seen anything so light?

Midoriya: Once, when I looked into the sun.

__________

Tensei: Mic and I finish eachothers...

Mic: Sentences!

Monoma: Yeah? That all you do?

Midoriya: Because Monoma

Monoma: and I

Midoriya: can read

Monoma: eachothers

Midoriya: minds! What am I thinking of?

Both: One two three: Pizza! One two three: Clouds! One two three: Denki!

__________

Monoma: Thank you for untying me.

Midoriya: Are you still mad at me?

Monoma: Let me think: yes! *tackles him*

Midoriya: So, wanna sleep over?

__________

Midoriya: I hope Jirou looks up from her music so she doesn't miss out on life.

Monoma: Apple?

Midoriya: Grape. I hope Denki stops using comedy to cover up his inner turmoil.

Monoma: Uh they're out of grape.

Midoriya: Surprise me.

Monoma: They're not really out of grape!

Midoriya: What a nice surprise!

Monoma: Did you get to Bakugou yet?

Midoriya: I hope Kacchan...I hope Kacchan has a very bad day. >:(

__________

Midoriya: We're sneaking out.

Monoma: I'm so proud of you.

__________

Midoriya and Rody: *staring up at Monoma and Todoroki*

Monoma: Hes wearing the same clothes.

Todoroki: Who's that? *points at Rody*

Monoma: While we're wearing new, different clothes.

Todoroki: Who's that? *still pointing*

Monoma: He looks sleepy to me.

Todoroki: That one there; Who is that?

__________

Monoma: Do the worst thing you can think of, right now.

Midoriya: Hi to everyone but you! *gasps*

Monoma: D:

Midoriya: I'm sorry.

_________

Midoriya: They're just Tacos.

Monoma: What?!

Midoriya: Do we have to be first in line?

Monoma: I would regard not being first in line my greatest personal failure since not understanding fractions.

__________

Monoma: Would you kidnap someone who really needed to be kidnapped, and handcuff them to the radiator and lock the door and not tell anybody?

Midoriya:...Did you do something?

Monoma: *nods*

__________

Midoriya: *throws a hand full of glitter into the air.*

Monoma: You carry glitter in your pocket.

Midoriya: I used to carry butterflies but...

__________

Monoma: Will you stop smiling?

Midoriya: I'm not smiling Monoma, this is my upset face.

__________

Uraraka: How does he not know?

Monoma: Look at the new hero!

Midoriya: *excitedly looks out the window*

Monoma: He doesn't know because he has us.

Bakugou: The Deku Committee.

Monoma: We exist to keep certain information away from Midoriya.

Uraraka: Like what?

Bakugou: Everything really.

All Might: Listen! This committee can't protect him for the rest of his life. Hes getting too observant!

Bakugou: Hes looking at a new hero right now.

All Might: Well someone has to tell him.

Monoma: You do it.

All Might: *coughs up blood.*

__________

Monoma: Hi sweetie.

Midoriya: Peaches!

__________

A/N Okay I'm done.

[gmwincorrectconvos]

Maya: I like your new pants.

Riley: Thanks, they were fifty percent off.

Maya: I’d like them better if they were a hundred percent off.

Maya: *winks*

Riley: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Maya: That’s not what I meant.

Riley: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Maya.

[incorrectrilaya]

Riley: You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.

Maya: If?

Maya: Riley, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox.

Maya: Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.