#incorrect bmw

[queermeetsthe90s]

Jack: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Eric: I wrote you a poem…

Jack, already crying: You did?

[queermeetsthe90s]

THIS IS THE TYPA SHIT I WOULD DO LMAO

Jack: I hate you

Eric: According to this picture I drew of us holding hands that must be untrue

[queermeetsthe90s]

Eric: You got a date yet, Jackie?

Jack: No...

Eric: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[queermeetsthe90s]

Eric: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Jack: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[queermeetsthe90s]

Shawn: How was the honeymoon?

Jack: Eric got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Jack: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Jack: God, I love him.

[kaethefangirl]

Peter: You don't think I'm a geek?

Harry: Of course not.

Peter: So you think I'm cool?

Harry: Of course not.

Peter: Then what am I?

Harry: You're Peter. I'm Harry. Just like it's always been, what else do you need to know?

[boymeetsworldyippee]

Jack, looking at the picture of Eric in Cory’s wallet: I’m not gay but DAMN

Cory: Well you don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man

Jack: Nah I’d fuck him

Cory: Oh, okay, shit

[queermeetsthe90s]

Eric: When are we gonna fuck?

Jack: What?

Eric: Oh, sorry, autocorrect. When are we gonna hangout?

Jack: First of all, those two words aren’t even close to each other. And second of all, this is a VERBAL conversation…

[incorrectgmw]

Cory: Oh my God, I did a bad thing! I mean, it was good. It was real good. But bad, bad! It was such a huge mistake!

Shawn: Oh, I've seen this before. Sex, drugs, or Cheesecake Factory?

[abcmuushroom]

Eric: Jackie has a point

Jack: Don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable

[floilee]

[mhjmggh]

Cristiano Ronaldo holds in his hand the image of Imam Ali peace be upon him

[piperslovebot]

April 12, 2001 - The day before Nate and Sarah’s wedding

*Nate with Jay, Leia, Ozzie, and Gwen*

Nate: I just hope things with Sarah go great. I love her so much.

Ozzie: This whole day is just full of love, isn’t it?

*Nikki barges in*

Nikki: I hate her. She’s a self-centered whining, demanding, miserable little white girl.

Nikki (kisses Gwen): Hey honey, I’m home.

Nikki (cooing the babies): Hey Margie, Lizzie, Anne-Marie. How are the cutest babies in the world doing?