#bmw incorrect quotes

[abcmuushroom]

Eric: Jackie has a point

Jack: Don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable

[abcmuushroom]

Eric: What goes up but never comes down?

Amy: The amount of stress you're bringing this family

[abcmuushroom]

Shawn: I only have three weeks left to live

Turner: WHAT?!

Shawn: I mean, it's just a guess based on some of the choices I've made, but I'm pretty confident

[abcmuushroom]

Shawn: You turning in?

Cory: To what?

Shawn:

Shawn: Good question

[kaethefangirl]

Peter: You don't think I'm a geek?

Harry: Of course not.

Peter: So you think I'm cool?

Harry: Of course not.

Peter: Then what am I?

Harry: You're Peter. I'm Harry. Just like it's always been, what else do you need to know?

[queermeetsthe90s]

Jack: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Eric: I wrote you a poem…

Jack, already crying: You did?

[boymeetsworldyippee]

Jack, looking at the picture of Eric in Cory’s wallet: I’m not gay but DAMN

Cory: Well you don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man

Jack: Nah I’d fuck him

Cory: Oh, okay, shit

[incorrectgmw]

Cory: Oh my God, I did a bad thing! I mean, it was good. It was real good. But bad, bad! It was such a huge mistake!

Shawn: Oh, I've seen this before. Sex, drugs, or Cheesecake Factory?

[abcmuushroom]

Topanga: It's hard to be the only one around here with a functioning brain

[mhjmggh]

Cristiano Ronaldo holds in his hand the image of Imam Ali peace be upon him

[incorrectbutgoodshipfun]

Cory:

How come Maya gets a pony?

Shawn:

Because she stopped loving me.

Cory:

I don't love you either, so give me a moped.

Shawn:

And I know you love me, so you don't get squat.

[newkatzkafe2023]

WukongVerse Incorrect quotes 25 Mixed Signals😑

To celebrate Black myth wukong and the Destined one joining my family blog here's my first incorrect quote with them🥳🥳🥳

Their was a time where we got sick of BMW Wukong and well There may happen some mixed signals🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

(BMW Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh was (Y/N) fighting or flirting with me😏

(Destined one)..................She had a knife your throat🤨

(BMW Wukong)................That didn't Answer my question😀

(Destined one)🙄😑🤨😒🤦‍♂️

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[girlmeetsincorrectquotes]

Cory: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Farkle: I never had one.

Cory: An imagination or a childhood?

[bmwincorrectquotes]

Eric: Truth or dare?

Cory: Dare.

Eric: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room.

Cory: Topanga?

Topanga, blushing: Yes?

Cory: Move aside, I need to get to Shawn.

[snootchie-bootchies]

Cory and Shawn watching Eric and Jack flirting with girls-

Shawn: Another day of being gay in theory.

Cory: But not in practice.