#bmw incorrect quotes

[abcmuushroom]

Eric: Jackie has a point

Jack: Don't agree with me. It makes me uncomfortable

[abcmuushroom]

Eric: What goes up but never comes down?

Amy: The amount of stress you're bringing this family

[abcmuushroom]

Shawn: I only have three weeks left to live

Turner: WHAT?!

Shawn: I mean, it's just a guess based on some of the choices I've made, but I'm pretty confident

[kaethefangirl]

Peter: You don't think I'm a geek?

Harry: Of course not.

Peter: So you think I'm cool?

Harry: Of course not.

Peter: Then what am I?

Harry: You're Peter. I'm Harry. Just like it's always been, what else do you need to know?

[queermeetsthe90s]

Jack: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Eric: I wrote you a poem…

Jack, already crying: You did?

[boymeetsworldyippee]

Jack, looking at the picture of Eric in Cory’s wallet: I’m not gay but DAMN

Cory: Well you don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man

Jack: Nah I’d fuck him

Cory: Oh, okay, shit

[incorrectgmw]

Cory: Oh my God, I did a bad thing! I mean, it was good. It was real good. But bad, bad! It was such a huge mistake!

Shawn: Oh, I've seen this before. Sex, drugs, or Cheesecake Factory?

[abcmuushroom]

Shawn: You turning in?

Cory: To what?

Shawn:

Shawn: Good question

[mhjmggh]

Cristiano Ronaldo holds in his hand the image of Imam Ali peace be upon him

[incorrectbutgoodshipfun]

Cory:

How come Maya gets a pony?

Shawn:

Because she stopped loving me.

Cory:

I don't love you either, so give me a moped.

Shawn:

And I know you love me, so you don't get squat.

[newkatzkafe2023]

WukongVerse Incorrect quotes #31 These old clowns🤡🙄😒

How Nezha Wukong and BMW Wukong became best friends😰

(NR Wukong) Hey you wanna hear a joke😃

(BMW Wukong)(smugly) I only like dark humor😈

Nezha reborn Wukong looks confused before turning off the lights🤨

(NR Wukong) What do you call a fake noodle😆

(BMW Wukong)(pauses....................)😐

(Both Wukongs) AN IMPASTA!!!!!🤣😂

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[alexitheslayer02]

Courtnapping in Monkey Prince AU

Random incorrect quotes(?) thing -----------------------------------------

Some Monkey: Sooo, if someone were to try and courtnap Xiaotian- Wukong: *suspicious stare* Is anyone attempting that now? The random monkey: Well not that I know of- Wukong: Hmph, I would not care either way. Xiaotian: *playing with one of the baby monkeys* ^^ Random Demon: *watching him while holding a rope* Wukong: !! *glare of pure death as he brings out his staff* Demon: 0-0 *RUNS* Xiaotian: *utterly oblivious* the monkey:

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Despite his claims of not caring much about Xiaotian, Wukong is like an overprotective father towards him XD

Though he certainly does not allow Xiaotian to slack off in training. He's as stern as can be about that. Subconsciously, he does see Xiaotian as his kid. Hence why Xiaotian is his heir/successor and becomes the Monkey Prince. Hence why Wukong in this au, is even more pissed off about celestials attacking his people >:)

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[silverloke]

goddddddddddddddddddd the fucking urge to gif bmw the way it should have been, not the way things were actually said on 90s tv 😭😭😭😭😂😂

like incorrect quotes, but like, corrected quotes? 😂😂😂😂😂

[queermeetsthe90s]

Eric: You got a date yet, Jackie?

Jack: No...

Eric: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[boymeetsworldyippee]

Jack: I hate you

Eric: According to this picture I drew of us holding hands that must be untrue

[incorrectgmw]

Cory: Do not have kids.

Shawn: What? Don't you love your kids?

Cory: So much. You should have seen Riley this morning with her little braids in. Oh. But they are a ton of work, man. If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, you won't survive.

Shawn: Is it really that hard?

Cory: Yes. I never get any sleep. I'm always sick. I never get to watch anything I want on TV. I still haven't finished "Breaking Bad," but I can recite "Moana" from memory? I don't want to watch kids' movies. I want to watch movies for adults. And they are getting so manipulative. Yesterday, Riley pretended to be hurt, I went in to help her, and Auggie snuck in the kitchen and stole two cookies.

Shawn: Oh, my God. Your children are monsters.

Cory: Hey, those are my kids, man. Back off.

Shawn: Right.