#incorrect el hopper quotes

[harringroveera]

Steve: Why are there little handprints on the walls?

Billy, to El: Why are there little handprints on the walls?

El: Because I have little hands

Billy, to Steve: Because she has little hands

[rosesgf-blog]

theyre talking on the phone

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets pt 1

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[l393ndjean]

Mike: Lucas, why are you wearing my t-shirt?

Lucas: What do you mean your t-shirt? I stole this from Max

Max, shrugging: I took it from El.

El: Don't look at me. I stole it from Will

Will: Oh yeah, I definitely stole that from Mike

Mike: Can everyone just stop stealing my clothes??

El, Max, Lucas & Will: No.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: *pressing his fingers against Steve’s lips* This is first base, and this is *grabs Steve’s boob* is second base -

Steve: Do NOT show them third base.

Max, Dustin, Mike, El, and Lucas blinked at them.

Max: Well, this is awkward. We were asking about actual baseball. You know, to understand Steve and Lucas better.

Dustin: *grinning* I didn't know you guys were dating.

Steve and Eddie: *visible confusion* We're not dating.

Max: Oh, boy.

[onstoryladders]

stranger things text posts, prev and next

[willthezombieboy]

El: *sneezes*

Mike: Bless you

Will: *sneezes*

Mike: Will, are you sick? Here let me bring you a blanket and some warm food, my poor baby

Max: *sneezes*

Mike: omg just shut the fuck up!!

[madbyer]

Jonathan: Hawkins isn’t that small

Argyle: Your girlfriend’s brother is your brother’s boyfriend, and also your sister’s ex.

[ineffablelvrs]

[piliharrington]

[At Disneyland, on the teacup ride]

Joyce and Hopper: *Spinning a little and talking*

Jonathan, Will and El: *Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

[bylerworld]

i love textposts so i gave them a try :D the first, third and fifth ones are my favorites

[harringroveera]

Hopper is strict on all of his kids’s boyfriends actually

[rosesgf-blog]

st as twitter/tumblr posts 💓

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 11

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all previous parts: [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9]

[hawkinsincorrect]

Eleven: Why would anyone want to harm Mike?

Max: Maybe because they met him?

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve was never surprised when he walked into his house and found one or all of the kids there. Dustin had made them all keys, and they were all there. . .plus one more that he didn't recognize.

Steve: Did you guys bring a new friend?

Dustin: What? No, he was here when I came in.

Steve: And you didn't bother to question it?

Max: We kind of just assumed that you got adopted by another kid again.

Steve: I have never seen this person before in my life. . . Hey! Did you break into my house?!

The guy froze before running out the back.

Steve: *running after him* At least tell me your name! Do your parents know where you are?!

El: I hope he keeps Steve. I like him.

Steve eventually came back in, his hands on his hips.

Steve: Did anyone get a name from him?

El: I named him Eggo.

Steve: What?! El, you can't just name a person like he's a pet.

Mike: I tried telling her he probably already came with one.

Lucas: Are we getting a new brother or not?

Steve: You guys know you're not my kids, right?

Max: It's up for debate.