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[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

[tattycoram]

Obi-wan, staring at Cody: I could fix him The Kaminoans: Please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, half-awake: cody… we’re late.

cody: for what?

obi-wan: …i can’t remember, but i’m sure we are.

cody, pulling the covers back over them both: mm. five more minutes. we’ll worry about it later.

waxer, gawking in the entrance of the tent: :0

[mearchy]

Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Bly: Um...Neat.

*later*

Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.

Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?

Bly: Didn't you thank him?

Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[thegalaxykatsworld]

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

[floffytofu]

Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!

Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[commander-fox-enthusiasts]

Fox: not speeding isn’t that hard, you just ‘vroom’ quieter.

The other commanders, who are actually drinking: …what?

[theghostbunnie]

[bobbiflekmann]

[headcanonthings]

Cody:Listen up! Before you head out on leave, the General and I have a safety brief.

Obi-Wan, looking at Anakin: Do not add to the population.

Cody, looking at Ahsoka and Rex: Do not subtract from the population

Obi-Wan, to the rest of the troops: Stay out of the hospitals, the newspapers, and jail.

Cody: If you do end up in jail,

Obi-Wan and Cody with vicious smiles: establish dominance quickly.

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.

[tattycoram]

Fox: That's illegal! Cody: What are you, a cop? Fox: Cody: No.. Fox: Listen Cody, it's not wh- Cody: NO

[deserthusbands]

cody: the general is so..

waxer: handsome?

wooley: cute?

boil: charming?

obi-wan: intelligent?

cody: i don't know, maybe if you all let me finish—

cody: ...

waxer: general! :D

[mearchy]

Palpatine: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Bail: Nope.

Dooku: No, absolutely not.

Yoda: Hope it sucks, I do, whatever you’re going through.

Maul: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Mace Windu: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Fox: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could have changed that outcome.

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Based on this video/meme

[thejediandthemandalorian]

Rex: I bet you're never going to forget that good-bye kiss.

*Cody looks horrified*

Wolffe: No.

Rex: *gasps*

Wolffe: You forgot the good-bye kiss?

Rex: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!

Cody: I don't know. He was late, and the horn was honking. And the balloon poodle's leg popped, and--

Fox: Hey, what's going on?

Wolffe: Uh, Cody and Obi-wan forgot the good-bye kiss.

Fox: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!

Cody: I know!

Rex: We have to get to the airport to kiss Obi-Wan good-bye.

*Everyone starts shouting and running out the door*

Rex: Go! Go!

Anakin: Stop. You forgot Cody.

*They all rush back and grab Cody*