#incorrect cc

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Phosphorus: What am I supposed to do with this massive erection ?

Nosferata: I don’t see anything

Phosphorus: That’s because it’s transparent because I’m a walking radioactive hazard ! I don’t see your tits, what’s your excuse ? Oh that’s right you’ve got the body of an eleven year old boy. Well, fuck you, you don’t see anything !

[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[mearchy]

Cody: Why so many guns, vod? You work a desk job.

Fox: [loading another rifle] Coruscant’s haunted.

Cody: What?

Fox: [walking out the door] Sith lord. Coruscant’s haunted.

-

But seriously, why don’t more people mention how many guns fox seems to have? This is more than the rex, cody, bly, or wolffe figures. Fox canonically being fucking insane/overarmed in this way is so funny to me.

[thelastd0mino]

i will never stop with the inccorect quotes. its a curse. (included bacara and neyo cus the quotes were too perfect.)

[commander-fox-enthusiasts]

FOX: This triplet set isn’t big enough for two Marshals.

CODY: oh?

FOX: one of us is going to have to kill ourselves.

CODY: huh?

WOLFFE: I vote Fox off himself

FOX: I second it

CODY: NO-

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan, half-awake: cody… we’re late.

cody: for what?

obi-wan: …i can’t remember, but i’m sure we are.

cody, pulling the covers back over them both: mm. five more minutes. we’ll worry about it later.

waxer, gawking in the entrance of the tent: :0

[tattycoram]

Obi-wan, staring at Cody: I could fix him The Kaminoans: Please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[theghostbunnie]

[wonderwiggs]

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-

[floffytofu]

Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!

Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[headcanonthings]

Cody: I brought the General's favorite tea to him during his shift and he said "aw, you remembered"?? Cody: Our souls are cosmically intertwined and we're destined to be together in every lifetime of course I remembered

[darthkote]

Palpatine [manipulatively]: boys, what's this all about?

Corrie Guard [surrounding him, blasters raised]: don't act like you don't know

Palpatine [directly to Fox]: cmon, my boy, call your dogs down

Fox [twitching]: alright, men, stand down.. I'll handle this one alone [ensues tearing the flesh from Palp's bones]

Corrie guard: that's our Fox'ika🥹💓🫡

[bobbiflekmann]

[commander-fox-enthusiasts]

Fox: not speeding isn’t that hard, you just ‘vroom’ quieter.

The other commanders, who are actually drinking: …what?

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.