#incorrect tcw

[mearchy]

Cody: Why so many guns, vod? You work a desk job.

Fox: [loading another rifle] Coruscant’s haunted.

Cody: What?

Fox: [walking out the door] Sith lord. Coruscant’s haunted.

-

But seriously, why don’t more people mention how many guns fox seems to have? This is more than the rex, cody, bly, or wolffe figures. Fox canonically being fucking insane/overarmed in this way is so funny to me.

[sithzuko]

obi-wan, trying to get ahsoka out of bed: come on, don’t make me take out the water bucket

ahsoka: you wouldn’t…

anakin, walking by, absolutely soaked: yes he would

[zyanova]

Is this anything

[thelastd0mino]

my fav disaster trio <33 i miss them every day your honor

[87000beesinapersonsuit]

saw this post and knew i had to draw her

[tattycoram]

Fox, walking into the barracks looking suspiciously happy: Another day another slay *later that day* Rex: Did you see the news? Apparently someone shot the chancellor Cody: Cody: Oh he was serious

[clqoo]

i made this post in econ class lol

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Rex: I sleep with a blaster under my pillow.

Anakin: I sleep with my lightsaber.

Obi Wan: Both of you are pathetic.

Anakin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Obi Wan: Cody.

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.��� Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[sanshinexx]

In a world where Fives survived

[More incorrect quotes and fanart here]

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Cody: That's it, you're grounded! Bly, no adventures for you! Wolffe, no fighting for you! Gree, no stealing for you! And Fox… oh force, is there anything that you love? Fox: Revenge. Cody: No vengeance for you. Fox: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

[sithzuko]

fives: i’ve got joint pain, a sore throat and a headache. have you got anything?

kix: nope, i feel fine

[walterfairholmes]

Obi-Wan: Remember, Anakin, violence is usually not the answer. Obi-Wan: And it should always be the last resort. Anakin: You know what, Master? Anakin: I think you might actually be right. Obi-Wan: Wait, really? Anakin: Violence isn't the answer, it's the question. Rex: And the answer is 'yes'.

[thelastd0mino]

oh no more shitposting!!! this time it's star wars as headlines!!! exciting!!!! (I have more...)

[grumpy-tooka]

“In all honesty darling, they only started calling me the Negotiator because the slut was considered too unprofessional.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi to Cody at some point in the war

Someone, Evermore (Sunshine, Evermore.) by songofsewerrats on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62754613

@songofsewerrats

Edit: since this post is being seen by a lot of people, im letting you guys know that this fic is the best Codywan fic I’ve ever read and I strongly recommend you to check it out!

[tattycoram]

Rex: Never have I ever been handcuffed Obi-wan: *drinks* Anakin: You've been arrested, Master? Obi-wan: That wasn't the question Cody *chokes*