#incorrect tcw

[sithzuko]

obi-wan, trying to get ahsoka out of bed: come on, don’t make me take out the water bucket

ahsoka: you wouldn’t…

anakin, walking by, absolutely soaked: yes he would

[starsanatomy]

Came up with the concept of Boba Fett being 5,7 while the rest of the clones are the standard 6 feet

Boba’s supposed to be a completely unaltered clone meanwhile the rest are made to be perfect in every way and I think it’s funny if they manipulated the dna to make the clone troopers 6 feet (the clones canon height) and just left Boba as the short king he is (actor height)

Boba would be so pissed like

Boba: “I am better than you in every possible way, I am without flaw and you are just a sick copy

Cody: bending down to be eye level with him: yes totally 100%

[tattycoram]

Rex: General Kenobi's eyes are blue right? Cody: They are but a calm sea blue and they get these golden rims when the light hits them just right Rex: And when was the last time he smiled? Cody: Last night at about 11:37 when I said something that made him laugh Rex: Right and when's my birthday? Cody: Rex: When's my birthday, Cody?

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Rex: I sleep with a blaster under my pillow.

Anakin: I sleep with my lightsaber.

Obi Wan: Both of you are pathetic.

Anakin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Obi Wan: Cody.

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[sanshinexx]

In a world where Fives survived

[More incorrect quotes and fanart here]

[commander-fox-enthusiasts]

FOX: This triplet set isn’t big enough for two Marshals.

CODY: oh?

FOX: one of us is going to have to kill ourselves.

CODY: huh?

WOLFFE: I vote Fox off himself

FOX: I second it

CODY: NO-

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Fox: Man, I wish I could kill Palpatine and make it look like an accident. Thorn: Say no more. *Later* Tan Divo: Looks like the killer shot him and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

[cloud-bees]

Cody, convincing Rex that Clone Force 99 can help them: I absolutely trust them. Rex: They’re not some kind of mad men then? Cody: Rex: Cody: I absolutely trust them.

[sithzuko]

fives: i’ve got joint pain, a sore throat and a headache. have you got anything?

kix: nope, i feel fine

[starsanatomy]

Being in the clone wars fandom is great because I don’t particularly ship codywan but if they don’t end up in gay love on Tatooine I’m killing George Lucas

[tattycoram]

Rex, punching the door control panel: CODY IM BACK Rex, jumping up and down: IVE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH Rex, knocking over a crate on purpose: OOPS SILLY ME Rex, letting off a couple of blaster bolts: I SURE HOPE I DONT WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER Rex: Rex, just in case: *SHRIEKS* Cody: FOR FUCK'S SAKE GENERAL KENOBI ISNT HERE

[gamelpar]

Cody: [bursts through the door with a water gun pointed at Rex] PICK ONE TO KEEP

Rex, panicking: ECHO

Cody: now you know who he loves most

Fives:

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Rex: If General Kenobi and I were drowning, who would you save?

Cody: You two can’t swim?

Obi Wan: It’s a hypothetical question, Cody! Who would you save?

Cody: My time and effort.

[galaxyofjedi]