#incorrect cazzie

[theshortangrylesbian]

Casey, throwing her head into Izzie's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! 

Izzie, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[tapparell-a]

Random phrases my friends said but as if they were the marauder:

Sirius: I don't like tube-men.

James: eh?

Sirius: tube-men. You got it... Plumbers. I meant plumbers.

*the skittles stargazing*

Dorcas: AH! Shooting star, point for me.

Barty: What if the stars were astronauts who couldn't get home?

Everyone: ....

Evan: shut up, Barty.

Pandora: *sees an airplane* red, white, red, white. If that falls it's worth double bastards.

*The Valkyries at the Restaurant*

Lily: *face on the table, mumbling* i'm hungry

Mary: We're about to order, right, Marls?

Marlene: mh... Do you take... *Very loud burp*... Do you take the kebab?

Mary: i hate you

Lily: me too

Marlene: you're Lying

Lily: no i'm not.

*Videochat*

Sirius: Why are you running?

Regulus: *at home* i'm running away from homophobes

*At the beach*

James: i'm bored

Remus: read

James: i can't

Remus: why?

James: too much sun

Regulus: we're in the shade, James.

James: too much sun in the air.

( @winifredtheracoon one quotes is from you )

[homosandhomies]

Nate: Calling yourself bi is so desperate.

Casey: Let me clarify a few things for you. Being bi means I have sex with both men and women. Being desperate would mean that I have sex with you.

[rubyearp]

Casey: Men are hot.

Casey: Women are hot.

Casey: Why is everyone so hot?

Sam: Global warming.

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

casey: remember that time you dared me to lick that swing set

izzie: no, i said "casey please dont like the swing set" and you said "dont tell me what to do, izzie" and licked the swing set

[cazziekisses]

Izzie: if you don’t stop talking in vine references I’m going to scream

Casey:

Casey, under her breath: mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

[sadyehawww]

Casey and Izzie getting married and arguing over who will change their name

Izzie: But I like my last name...

Casey: yOU DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME! I CAN'T BE CASEY NOLASTNAME

-Atypical incorrects-

[joanascock]

[cazziesvibe]

casey: hey iz, do you know that song that goes ‘wise men say’

izzie: ‘only fools rush in’

casey: ‘but i can’t help’

izzie: ‘being so gay ‘round youuuuuu!’

casey:

casey: did you have to

[hedarompich]

“Look, I can’t sit so I’m gay and u too” “Hmm interesting”

[watch-it-with-t]

Is there a Atypical incorrect quotes tumblr already? Or a Cazzie one. Some characters would really fit some of the phrases. 

Update: Yes there is @incorrectatypical go check them out!

[theshortangrylesbian]

Casey, at Izzie: You're my girlfriend. 

Izzie: Yeah I am! 

Casey, at Sam: You're my child. 

Sam: Yes boss. 

Casey, at Doug: You're my bitch. 

Doug: Yeah I am- wait, what? 

Casey, at Sharice: My bestie. 

Sharice: Naturally. 

Casey, at Zahid: HA, GAY! 

Zahid: Fuck you.

[theshortangrylesbian]

So I might actually be stupid😂

The other day, I had been rewatching Atypical as one does. That night, I wanted to rewatch Riverdale's Men Of Honor because Toni in that episode was amazing. ANYWAYS, I'm looking at Nick all, "Huh... both him and Nate look similar." I'm thinking there no way, because why would this man play two douches?

But in the end, low and behold, Graham Philips plays both Nate and Nick.

And I only figured this out recently.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Updates Soon

Okay I know I haven't been vey active but I'm getting there! I just finished up school, and now I have a Google Doc full of quotes from every WLW I've seen. Its a solid 20 pages long. Uhh... but I do have a lot of vacations this summer so posts are going to be super inconsistent. I am super sorry but once everything slows down, I'll do better.

[joanascock]

[rubyearp]

Nate: Casey, why does Izzie love you so much?

Casey: Because of my sweet moves. Check this one out.

Casey: *Approaching Izzie from behind* I'm coming in for a hug!

Izzie: I'm not in the mood to be touched.

Casey: Not a problem *back away*

Casey: That move is called "listening and respecting".