#incorrect calliette

[theshortangrylesbian]

Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

Juliette: We're chopsticks! 

Ben: Well... that's cute! 

Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Calliope: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[caitlynscat]

My Wenclair posts

Enid and Wednesday: Main focus of the posts

Yoko and Divina in the background:

[incorrectcalliette]

theo: this is a list of possible places cal and her vamp could’ve run off to this time

talia:

talia: this is a globe.

apollo: yeah, we have no fucking clue where they are

[hedawanheda]

Calliope: I’m a monster hunter that’s going to take you out

Juliette: You mean like on a date?🥰😍😘❤️

[caliettee]

*jules and cal literally making out in jules dreams*

*jules wakes up*

jules: shit.

*jules grabs her phone to text cal*

j💕 to cal💕: calliope burns please stop sneaking into my dreams to make out… 😕

j💕: just come to my house and we can do it in real life 🙃 .

cal💕: On my way!

[brighteyes29]

Calliope and Juliette are dorks in love, Pt. 2

Thalia: And remember, never fall for a monster. Promise me you won’t, okay?

Calliope: You have my word.

Calliope: *remembers Juliette is the most precious and sexy thing alive*

Calliope: You don’t have my word.

[noreturnz]

[starkidcore]

Juliette: So are we flirting right now?

Calliope: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Juliette: That doesn’t answer my question

[your-resident-fangirl]

Juliette: I know you think my judgements clouded cos I like her a little bit -

Margot: you doodled your wedding invitation

Juliette: no that's our joint tombstone

Margot: my mistake

[dipyronegirl]

Juliette: I can’t win at anything... I even lost my sunglasses!

Cal, staring at the sunglasses on top of Juliette’s head: I’ll help you find them for 5 bucks.

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[theshortangrylesbian]

Elinor: Fine! Judge all you want but... 

Elinor, points at  Jack: Married a lesbian. 

Elinor, points at Juliette: Left a man at the altar. 

Elinor, points at Calliope: Fell in love with a gay vampire. 

Elinor, points at Sebastian: Ate your wife’s mother. 

Elinor, points at Margot: Is a horrible mother!

[youaretheunicorn]

calliope: my girlfriend will be graceful. ruthless. a fearless force of nature.

juliette: *falls on her knees sobbing after accidentally stepping on a snail because she tripped*

calliope: her. i want her.

[incorrectcalliette]

calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

[hedawanheda]

juliette reading a box of baby formula: shake well before feeding

juliette: [picks up baby]

calliope: NO-

[caliettee]

jules: hey cal, try this!! it tastes soooo good!!

cal: your germs are all over that bottle…

jules:

jules: calliope burns, you literally had your tongue in my mouth not even 5 minutes ago…. you have my germs in your mouth right now…

cal: give the bottle here.