#incorrect calliette

[theshortangrylesbian]

Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

Juliette: We're chopsticks! 

Ben: Well... that's cute! 

Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Calliope: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[incorrectcalliette]

calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

[hedawanheda]

Calliope: I’m a monster hunter that’s going to take you out

Juliette: You mean like on a date?🥰😍😘❤️

[caliettee]

*jules and cal literally making out in jules dreams*

*jules wakes up*

jules: shit.

*jules grabs her phone to text cal*

j💕 to cal💕: calliope burns please stop sneaking into my dreams to make out… 😕

j💕: just come to my house and we can do it in real life 🙃 .

cal💕: On my way!

[brighteyes29]

Calliope and Juliette are dorks in love, Pt. 2

Thalia: And remember, never fall for a monster. Promise me you won’t, okay?

Calliope: You have my word.

Calliope: *remembers Juliette is the most precious and sexy thing alive*

Calliope: You don’t have my word.

[starkidcore]

Juliette: So are we flirting right now?

Calliope: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Juliette: That doesn’t answer my question

[dipyronegirl]

Juliette: I can’t win at anything... I even lost my sunglasses!

Cal, staring at the sunglasses on top of Juliette’s head: I’ll help you find them for 5 bucks.

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[youaretheunicorn]

calliope: my girlfriend will be graceful. ruthless. a fearless force of nature.

juliette: *falls on her knees sobbing after accidentally stepping on a snail because she tripped*

calliope: her. i want her.

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Juliette: Wow, you're so pretty

Calliope: Jules, I just stabbed you-

Juliette: And you looked good while doing it

[adageeksout]

Burns family and the rest of the Guild: Welcome to the Fuck Vampires Club, where we say fuck you to vampires!

Calliope (and let's be honest, Talia too), standing up: Yeah, sorry, I think we had a misunderstanding.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Elinor: Fine! Judge all you want but... 

Elinor, points at  Jack: Married a lesbian. 

Elinor, points at Juliette: Left a man at the altar. 

Elinor, points at Calliope: Fell in love with a gay vampire. 

Elinor, points at Sebastian: Ate your wife’s mother. 

Elinor, points at Margot: Is a horrible mother!

[incorrectcalliette]

juliette: how do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? calliope: juliette, it's four in the morning. juliette: so, you can't sleep, huh? is it because of the blanket?

[hedawanheda]

juliette reading a box of baby formula: shake well before feeding

juliette: [picks up baby]

calliope: NO-

[caliettee]

jules: hey cal, try this!! it tastes soooo good!!

cal: your germs are all over that bottle…

jules:

jules: calliope burns, you literally had your tongue in my mouth not even 5 minutes ago…. you have my germs in your mouth right now…

cal: give the bottle here.

[verthanthi]

Talia: I don’t care if you kiss girls, but if I catch a goddamn MONSTER under your bed, you are grounded for LIFE

Cal: Okay, Mom, goodnight

Cal: …. she’s gone, you’re safe

Juliette: Is this really okay?

Cal: it’s fine, she said under the bed, not in it