#incorrect boku no hero academia

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[nagitosstolenhand]

[poppy5991]

Would have been so funny if All Might had promised to give Izuku OFA after cleaning up the beach and then after Izuku was done, told him “There is no quirk. We just train until we get so ripped that everyone thinks it’s super strength.”

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, beats Izuku at a video game for the hundredth time: You okay?

Izuku: I do not care if you’re twice my size. I will gather my strength like a mother seeing her child in danger and body slam you so hard.

Bakugo: I wish people could see that you match my freak in competitiveness.

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: You're giving me a sticker?

Aizawa: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-Wow."

Y/N: I'm not a preschooler.

Aizawa: *shrugs* Fine, I'll take it back.

Y/N: No. I earned this. Back off.

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:

[candiiee]

Izuku: *walks into a Starbucks*

You: hii, there. What can I get for you, sweetie?

Izuku: hi! Can I have some banana bread?

You: of course. You know, I get off my shift in ten minutes.

Izuku: nice. Well, have a nice day! *Leaves*

Ten minutes later

Izuku: *comes back*

Izuku: it has occurred to me that you may have been interested in me

You: you're lucky I'm still into you

this idiot freaking would

[babybird-keigo]

Shigaraki: Did you have to stab them?

Toga: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Shigaraki: What did they say?

Toga: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Shigaraki: That’s fair.

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?

Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.

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My Masterlist ☺️

[demonicsuffrage]

[lowlightsahead]

Izuku, drunk: I am in love with Kacchan

Izuku, drunk: He is the best, most amazing hero

Izuku, drunk: He is also very pretty , his red eyes are my favourite shade

Izuku, drunk: But you won't tell him, right?

Katsuki, who is carrying him home: Yeah I wont.......

[poppy5991]

Dabi: *fighting Shoto*

Dabi: *pauses*

Dabi: Wait, fuck. Hold on. Can we just pause for a second?

Shoto: Yes???

Dabi: *calling Tomura*

Dabi: Is that you with 20,000 hands in the distance? That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.

Dabi: I can’t even focus on killing my brother with that in the background.

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, drunk: Okay, my idea of an audiobook: 8 hours of breathing and page-turning. And right at the end, I just go ‘oh, you mean out loud?’

Bakugo: You were fourth best in class, how?

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~

Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...

Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...

Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...

Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~

Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?

Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?

Mr Compress: Y/N!?-

Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-

-Back in your center of operation-

Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?

Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

[dadzawa-vibes]

Bakugou: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Kirishima: Did Y/N say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Bakugou: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Y/N: Yes, yes he did.

Bakugou: Fucking traitor.