#incorrect agatha x rio

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha and Rio's vows:

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"

[tremordusk]

Billy: So if you were the mother…who was Nicky’s Dad?

Agatha: He didn’t have one. I made him myself, similar to how your mother made you.

Billy: Oh…with magic?

Agatha: Yes

Rio: Actually I’m Nicky’s Father

Agatha: No you’re not

Rio: I was there

Billy: How?

Agatha: DON’T—

Rio: WHEN AGATHA AND I REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER—

[marvelsgirl616]

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[rexasaurus1]

I have no excuses for making this one.

[idkimboredrnsodoomscroll]

Jac Shaffer: ok guys we are going to film you guys falling top speed straight down on a broom presumably to your deaths, please give me your best scream.

Everyone: *screams terrified*

Aubrey Plaza: *witch cackle*

Producer: Aubrey no it’s a-

Jac Shaffer: No, let her cook

[hermslore]

AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS

(part 5)

two more days till my lesbians come back to me guys

discord saw most of this first

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Okay since I’m probably going to obsess over Rio and Agatha I’ve obviously got to start writing for them so here’s a little quote, it’ll get better trust me

Y/n watching Agatha and Rio fight from the closet

Y/n:….Am I turned on right now?

Rio licks Agatha’s hand

Y/n: hmm yeah I am

Agatha: Y/n sweetie, you’re talking out loud again and now’s not the time, I’m very busy here

Y/n: Well it’s hard to keep my thoughts inside when this erotic fight scene is happening in front of me!

Rio: I like your new pet Agatha, maybe we could have a play date sometime-

Y/n: Yes!

Agatha: She’s trying to kill me! Why are you horny?!

Y/n: You’ve tried killing me twice!

Agatha:…..Oh yeah I did, but that was because you were being annoying

Y/n: I was just asking what you wanted for dinner?

Rio: Okay! Wow you two are a riot, unfortunately I can’t kill you like this so I’ll have to see you soon Aggie *turns to you* I’ll definitely see you later little one

Y/n blushing: mom-

Agatha: No! Don’t you dare finish that sentence, go back into the closet!

Y/n: Awwwwww but the closet is dusty

Agatha: Why am I burdened with such childish adults

Y/n: Your own fault really

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N sees Rio licking Agatha’s hand…

Rio: wound sealed

Y/N grabs a knife and cuts their own hand…

Y/N: uhh…I got a cut too. Could you heal it please?

Rio: (purrs) honey I’ll make sure you’re completely healed (winks)

Rio kisses Y/N and then hauls them off somewhere else…

Agatha: (sarcastic) sure make yourselves comfortable

[aperfectlylesbian]

Rio: *phone starts ringing*

Alice: *looks at who is calling* eh, who's "daddy"?

Rio: *picks up phone and locks eyes with Alice*

Rio: hey Agatha, what's up?

Alice: *chokes on drink*

[draco-glacialis]

*coven sitting round a campfire in a forest somewhere*

Billy: what animal do you think we all are?

Rio: Agatha is a cat. Probably a black one.

Lilia: of all people I didn’t think you’d be one for stereotyping.

Rio: how’s it stereotyping? She leaves me dead bodies like a cat leaves their owners a dead bird or mouse.

Agatha: *proud of herself; very smug*

Coven: 0_0

[tremordusk]

Alice: I miss my mom

Rio: I was a mom once

Alice: you were?

Rio: *nods* well more like a father…

Alice: how were you a father?

Rio: I topped Agatha once and suddenly we had a kid—

Alice: *chokes on her cup of tea*

[demonparmour]

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

[saphiccarma]

Agatha: Love is a weakness, an evolutionary flaw.

Teen: You're literally making a valentines day card for Rio.

Agatha: *pointing a glue gun at him* You're on thin ice right now.

[me-uglypretty]

Rio: *standing and doing nothing*

Agatha, whispering: You're so beautiful...

Rio: What did you say?

Agatha: You're so fucking annoying!