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PAC: Hey Reddit, throwaway account because people might know my main. My (38MF) new partner (43M) has an adopted son (27M) from a previous relationship that ended really badly. Anyway, his son refuses to bond with us in any way. Any time it feels like we're making progress, he lashes out and becomes a whiny baby. He doesn't think I'm trying to replace my partner's ex but has accused us both of trying to murder them. My partner thinks he just needs time. I think he needs tough love. WIBTA for knocking sense into my partner's son?
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I have no motivation to write ANYTHING today 🙃
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Wheeler: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Brian: You’re a hazard to society.
Moxley: And a coward. Do twenty.
#incorrect aew#incorrect quotes#aew#aew wrestling#all elite wrestling#wrestling#blackpool combat club#bcc#wheeler yuta#brian danielson#jon moxley
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [4/?]
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#swerve strickland#hangman adam page#hangman page#adam page#hangman#aew#all elite wrestling#wrestling#incorrect quotes#tumblr text post#humor#strickpage#aewedit#wrestlingedit#dailycolorfulgifs#had this in the archives waiting for the perfect moment and WE FINALLY GOT IT😭
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I been thinking things ngl
#aew#aew incorrect quotes#toni storm#max caster#nick wayne#mjf#maxwell jacob friedman#max²#max squared#king maxi#dominik mysterio#wwe#adam cole#adamjf#cm punk#pepsi phil#nyla rose#hangman adam page#I just realized how much I did of caster💀#Milesworlds incorrect quotes
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#incorrect wrestling quotes
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don: how many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, kyle?!
kyle: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's will... who is also stuck up here
will: *excitedly waves*
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IF Mjf EVER(Big ever) comes to the fed(WWE) he should just appear, no context only Max.
-SmackDown-
MJF: Hi Cody (Mommy) :D
Cody: Nope *Shuts the door to his own locker room and doesn't appear for the rest of the night*
-Next Raw-
MJF: Hey Punk (Daddy) o/
Punk: DEATH! NO! GET OUT! *Chases Max around with a steel chair*
#wwe#cody rhodes#cm punk#wwe smackdown#wwe raw#aew wrestling#mjf#maxwell jacob friedman#aew#a random pillow incorrect quotes
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tim : what's the capital of thailand?
jason : ...
tim : bangkok!
tim :
#source : aew#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect red hood#incorrect robins quotes#tim drake#tim drake: robin#jason todd#red hood#robin ii#robin iii#robin dc#red robin#red robin dc#tim drake wayne#jason todd wayne
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Sting: Hey, Tony. So, my match with Darby against The Young Bucks? I'm totally fine with them going over. I respect them. They're great guys.
Tony Khan: [dramatically spitting out White Claw] You're *what*??
Sting: I'm fine with losing. It's tradition.
Tony: The *fuck* you're losing. You're Sting. It's your last match. You're winning this.
Sting: No really, it's--
Tony: You're. Winning. [slamming the can of White Claw onto desk in front of him]
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William Regal: *casually walks into Dynamite, sits down at commentary* Man in the mask, you’re looking positively scrumptious like a little biscuit I —
Excalibur: Didn’t you leave?
Regal: *continues like he said nothing* A little biscuit I’d like to nibble on thoughtfully between sips of my tea.
#incorrect aew#incorrect wrestling#incorrect quotes#william regal#excalibur#and this is the only comment on the wrestling rumors we’ll do because the idea wouldn’t escape me after reading this tweet
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And then he never played Uno again
#nick jackson#Matt Jackson#young bucks#inncorrect quotes#incorrect AEW#Kenny omega#the elite#I just finished writing 6k words of filth I think I’m just gonna make these today
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Darby: *rolling down car window* What seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: get the F*#! out of my car.
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [3/?]
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#swerve strickland#hangman page#hangman adam page#adam page#hangman#all elite wrestling#aew#strickpage#hangswerve#wrestling#incorrect quotes#humor#tumblr text post#text post#aewedit#wrestlingedit#dailycolorfulgifs#i've had this one quote in the banks for a WHILE now#so glad i could finally use it xD#GOSH WE ATE WITH THIS EPISODE OF AEW
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#wwe#aew#brian cage#maxwell jacob friedman#mjf#send hook#jey uso#sami zayn#samijey#orange cassidy#the best friends#kris statlander#chuck taylor#trent beretta#danhausen#adam cole#adamjf#silly hoes#i love these sillies#Milesworlds incorrect quotes
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Adam Cole: Bro?
MJF: What, bro?
Adam: Tell the whole world we're bros.
MJF: *whispers* We're bros.
Adam: Why'd you whisper it?
MJF: Because you're my world, bro.
Adam: *clutching his heart* Bro...
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