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incorrectaew · 1 month ago
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PAC: Hey Reddit, throwaway account because people might know my main. My (38MF) new partner (43M) has an adopted son (27M) from a previous relationship that ended really badly. Anyway, his son refuses to bond with us in any way. Any time it feels like we're making progress, he lashes out and becomes a whiny baby. He doesn't think I'm trying to replace my partner's ex but has accused us both of trying to murder them. My partner thinks he just needs time. I think he needs tough love. WIBTA for knocking sense into my partner's son?
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youngbuckisms · 1 year ago
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I have no motivation to write ANYTHING today 🙃
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incorrectaewquotes · 2 years ago
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Wheeler: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Brian: You’re a hazard to society.
Moxley: And a coward. Do twenty.
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skylessknights · 2 months ago
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [4/?]
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milesworld96 · 1 year ago
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I been thinking things ngl
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orange-catsidy · 1 year ago
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#incorrect wrestling quotes
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fletcherfluid · 26 days ago
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don: how many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, kyle?!
kyle: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's will... who is also stuck up here
will: *excitedly waves*
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a-random-pillow · 3 months ago
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IF Mjf EVER(Big ever) comes to the fed(WWE) he should just appear, no context only Max.
-SmackDown-
MJF: Hi Cody (Mommy) :D
Cody: Nope *Shuts the door to his own locker room and doesn't appear for the rest of the night*
-Next Raw-
MJF: Hey Punk (Daddy) o/
Punk: DEATH! NO! GET OUT! *Chases Max around with a steel chair*
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le-moons · 1 year ago
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tim : what's the capital of thailand?
jason : ...
tim : bangkok!
tim :
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galaxy-brain-rasslin · 8 months ago
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Sting: Hey, Tony. So, my match with Darby against The Young Bucks? I'm totally fine with them going over. I respect them. They're great guys.
Tony Khan: [dramatically spitting out White Claw] You're *what*??
Sting: I'm fine with losing. It's tradition.
Tony: The *fuck* you're losing. You're Sting. It's your last match. You're winning this.
Sting: No really, it's--
Tony: You're. Winning. [slamming the can of White Claw onto desk in front of him]
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incorrectaew · 2 years ago
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William Regal: *casually walks into Dynamite, sits down at commentary* Man in the mask, you’re looking positively scrumptious like a little biscuit I —
Excalibur: Didn’t you leave?
Regal: *continues like he said nothing* A little biscuit I’d like to nibble on thoughtfully between sips of my tea.
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youngbuckisms · 1 year ago
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And then he never played Uno again
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incorrectaewquotes · 2 years ago
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Darby: *rolling down car window* What seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: get the F*#! out of my car.
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skylessknights · 2 months ago
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [3/?]
in/sp
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milesworld96 · 1 year ago
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unintentionaloracle · 1 year ago
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Adam Cole: Bro?
MJF: What, bro?
Adam: Tell the whole world we're bros.
MJF: *whispers* We're bros.
Adam: Why'd you whisper it?
MJF: Because you're my world, bro.
Adam: *clutching his heart* Bro...
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