#incorrect wrestling quotes

[unintentionaloracle]

Damian: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Jey: She thinks it's fancy?

[kcloveswrestling]

Y/N: *while in a relationship with Luchasaurus* if history repeats itself, i’m getting a dinosaur

Luchasaurus: *sits next to you*

Y/N: *surprised* i didn’t think that would actually work…

Jungle Boy: …you- huh?

Y/N: …well…i have a dinosaur now…

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… @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @moxxieswitchblade @inastrangerskiss i feel like i should have an explanation for this…but i just don’t…

[quotes-wrestling]

It's been almost exactly 2 years since the last post on this blog....

Should I start posting on here again? 🤔🤔

[incorrectwrestlingquotesss]

Blog is not longer active. People apparently think it’s fun to be an asshole because they don’t agree with the quotes and tell me I don’t know anything about pro wrestling.

I was going to delete the blog but I would risk deleting my main blog so I guess I have to leave it up.

[skylessknights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [4/?]

in/sp

[chosowifee]

They look so good here it's insane

[harringroveera]

Max don’t spill his secrets like that

[fict1onallyobsessed]

hi, may i request a rhea ripley x fem! reader in which rhea's clothes keep disappearing from her wardrobe and she wonders who it could be until she caughts y/n wearing her hoodie? 🥺

Missing Attire

Rhea Ripley x Reader

“Babe, have you seen the black and white hoodie I bought not long ago?”

Rhea’s voice was muffled through the bathroom door but your heart sank a little as you stood silently, thinking about what you could possibly say this time as an excuse.

“…in the wash.”

“In the wash? It was brand new.”

You unlocked the bathroom door, walked out and shrugged as you watched her shuffle for something else she could wear apart from that. Still, you knew you wouldn’t be getting away with this for much longer. Stealing her clothes when she was away was a habit you took up a while ago, but now it has gently faded into a more common thing even when she was home.

The fact she hadn’t realised yet was a miracle in itself.

“Heard you’re meant to wash new clothes, you know, good for the skin…or something.” Lies spewed through your teeth, white lies of course, but nevertheless sinful. You were out of her normal hoodies so you had to settle on a new one she wore once while you washed the others.

She stared at you with a questioning look in her eyes, a small smirk on her face as a gentle “uh-huh” left her lips. You watched as she looked through every draw possible to find a hoodie that matched her outfit, the muscles on her back barely covered by the black bra she was wearing.

“What about the sweats I just washed? They were clean, how come they’re in the wash again today?”

She didn’t actually seemed bothered, instead asking nonchalantly as she finally started to put on the clothes she found, turning towards you as she did so.

You tried not to laugh and you managed to reduce it to a huff, hands coming up to run through your hair to mask your smirk. You shrugged again, laying back down into your shared bed as you stared at the ceiling.

“Just found ‘em laying somewhere probably, dunno, don’t remember.”

“Uh-huh.” She repeated, walking closer to the bed you were laying in and stared down at you. She signed as she climbed onto the bed, laying her whole body weight on yours as she laid her head on your chest. “If you say so.”

The time she actually caught you wearing her hoodie was after she came back from the gym one day. She left before you woke up, leaving you alone in the bed with nothing but Barry and Luna to cuddle with. However, you recently couldn’t sleep without her around, and the next best thing you had was the scent on her clothes.

So, when she came back, you’d changed your attire, one of her hoodies on your body as you snored away hugging Luna as she slept beside you. Barry was half awake head butting Rhea’s leg as she looked down at the sight in front of her.

You honestly thought you’d be awake before she came back, but clearly you’d managed to over sleep every natural alarm clock in your body and proceeded to sleep later than usual.

She’s showered at the gym, so she couldn’t possibly pass up the opportunity to get back into bed with you. She barely managed to get in before you stirred awake, hand coming up to rub some of the tiredness out of you eyes.

“If you wanted to take my clothes you could have just said, I wouldn’t have minded.” Her voice was really soft, a small sign escaping her lips once she was situated and cuddles close to you.

You froze a bit before accepting your fate, it didn’t even process quick enough that she was indeed back and indeed laying on top of you again before she spoke up again.

“I knew it was you.”

You giggled a bit, playing with the ends of her short hair, running your hands through it.

“Well it wouldn’t have been Barry, would it?”

She laughed and the both of you watched Barry jump onto the bed after hearing his name. Both of the dogs cuddling clothes to the two of you, a cosy and mellow atmosphere falling in the room.

THE END

[amiti-art]

Cyrene: *fights a lion with her bare hands*

Apollo: Wow.

Apollo: I wish that lion was me.

[xmairr]

[unintentionaloracle]

Seth about Heyman and WarGames: How DARE he not invite me to that party I would not be caught dead at!

[kcloveswrestling]

Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

Christian Cage:

…i’m sorry…this is all i get from Christian’s gimmick and promos lately…

@unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @switchbladebc

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: who would you say is the most innocent out of us?

Harley: Peter.

Tony: really? Not Capsicle?

Steve: Come on, Tony! It was one time!

Harley: watch this. Hey Peter! What's first base?

Peter: hand holding

Harley: and second base?

Peter: running your hand through their hair

Harley: and third base?

Peter: them seeing you have a panic attack

Tony: yeah, okay, this kid is too innocent for his own good

Clint: I'm gonna tell him

Tony: *repulsers on his hands* DON'T YOU DARE!

[skylessknights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [3/?]

in/sp

[incorrectaew]

PAC: Hey Reddit, throwaway account because people might know my main. My (38MF) new partner (43M) has an adopted son (27M) from a previous relationship that ended really badly. Anyway, his son refuses to bond with us in any way. Any time it feels like we're making progress, he lashes out and becomes a whiny baby. He doesn't think I'm trying to replace my partner's ex but has accused us both of trying to murder them. My partner thinks he just needs time. I think he needs tough love. WIBTA for knocking sense into my partner's son?

[alltimelowsuckedmydick]

Surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me