#incorrect Emma swan

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I hate you.

Emma: *in her head* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[oautincorrectquotes]

Ruby: I dare Emma to prank call her mom.

Emma taking her phone out: Pftt thats it? Siri call mom.

Siri: *Calling 'Mommy'*

Emma: no no no no

*Regina's phone rings*

Ruby:

[queer-boo-radley]

[goosin-around]

Emma: Whenever Regina gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Emma: It hasn't worked yet but it will.

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: What’s it like dating me?

Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?

[klinefelterrible]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I write very gay incorrect quote fanfics on tumblr on company time.

[choutoile]

Emma: Do you ever smile? Regina: Only when I'm plotting revenge. Emma: You know, that's concerning. Regina: Well, you're still alive, so relax.

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: You are nice and calm when you are not mad.

Regina: Wait, then what do i look like when i'm mad?

Emma: Hot as fuck.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Regina: Hey Emma can you help me with this zipper?

Emma: Sure thing Regina: Regina: Up, Emma Emma: Right of course

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: Be careful!

Emma, looking back while running: What?

Emma: *runs into wall*

[oautincorrectquotes]

Regina: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Emma sitting on Regina's lap: Absolutely, only business.