#incorrect once upon a time quotes

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Regina: Unbelievable. Something you planned actually worked. If this happens a thousand more times, I may have to rethink my whole perspective of you.

Snow: I love it when you almost respect me.

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: What’s it like dating me?

Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?

[lamour-est-la-force]

This is basically canon

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Emma: You know I think my life has value.

Regina: Who are you and what have you done with Emma?!

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Funny Once Upon a Time Mr. Gold & Regina Headcanon

So since Regina had to do whatever Mr. Gold said as long as he added "please", here's a funny little scenario for you:

Regina: What do you want Gold?

Mr. Gold: You know I've never been a fan of Granny's lasagna, it's so overrated...

Regina, unimpressed: And I'm supposed to help you how? Shut down her business? A mayor can do a lot, but not that. Besides, you rent that building to her, if anyone has influence over her, it's you.

Gold: Interesting thought, though not what I wanted. You see, your lasagna is quite good... Could you make some for me...please?

Free take-away🤗😋

[shelbgrey]

Emma: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

David: I really care about your feelings!

Snow: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Emma, turning her head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Gold: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Belle: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

[bequeerdodopemonkshit]

Incorrect OUAT #9

Ruby: Hey Regina, how old is your mom?

Regina: What?

Ruby: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come into the house, she was like, "You wanna eat?" I said, "Eat what?"

Regina: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom!

Ruby: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! You're the one who wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! So wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody is gonna get 'em. Ms. Cora, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

[emilyrox]

David Forgot To Buy Halloween Candy

Kids: Trick-or-treat!

David: Hey! Happy Halloween! :D

Kid 1: Give us treats.

David: ...Well, okay then, Mr. Pushy.

David: Here's....a carton of eggs!

David: Pork chop.

David: ✨Jumper Cables!✨

David: And a coconut.

Kids: ...

David: Enjoy! :D

[piraterefrigerator]

I can't think of a plot for this good enough to make it into a fanfic so enjoy my Weezer inspired incorrect quote

Emma: Okay, everybody's here and has all their stuff, right?

Killian: I lost my shoe but other than that, yes

[kmomof4]

🤣🤣🤣

Killian Jones: *climbs all the way to the top of a beanstalk with Emma and spends ten hours up there with her*

Killian Jones: *tracks Emma down in NYC, helps her restore her memory, then has a couple drinks with her while they discuss the last year*

Killian Jones: *spends time with Emma together at granny's after hours while she's practicing her magic*

Killian Jones: *takes Emma to her first ball where they share her first waltz*

Killian Jones: *helps Emma break out of jail*

Killian Jones: *talks and shares a kiss with Emma outside of Granny's at a party*

Killian Jones, staring at a wall of ice: This is only our second date! The snow monster incident was the first.

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Henry: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Violet: Not really.

Henry: Oh, thank god.

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: what did you ask me to do again?

Regina: I literally told you two minutes ago

Emma: I do not control the remember

[lamour-est-la-force]

Found in my drafts from 2021, enjoy

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Killian: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Emma: ...

Killian: Oh, right. The lying.

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[shelbgrey]

Archie: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… ruby and I are dating.

Ruby, Snow, David, and Granny: *gasp*

Archie: Ruby, why are you surprised?!

- I don't know why I'm just finding out about this ship, but I absolutely love it!