#incorrect ouat

[choutoile]

Emma: Do you ever smile? Regina: Only when I'm plotting revenge. Emma: You know, that's concerning. Regina: Well, you're still alive, so relax.

[goosin-around]

Henry Sr: wow im so hungry

*young regina nervously petting rocinante: how hungry

[mikewheelersmomisamilf]

Regina: God, none of these children listen to me!

Regina: *unplugs the internet.*

....

Emma: WHO THE FUCK SHUT OFF THE WI-FI?!?!

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I hate you.

Emma: *in her head* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[queer-boo-radley]

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[somethingcleverbutinswedish]

Rumplestiltskin: did it hurt? When you fell from-

Belle: when I fell from the ladder? No, not really, I had a guardian angel there to catch me

Rumplestiltskin:

Rumplestiltskin:

Rumplestiltskin, under his breath: I can't not marry her.

[chipedteacupchat]

Gotta love Rumbelle: because with Lacey, Gold acts all evil and mysterious, but the minute Belle comes back, he turns into a fragile bean again.🤧😭💖

(Also, shout-out to Rumple and Lacey for being an evil power couple. I still don't think there's ever been a hotter scene on the show than when Gold ties up Lacey's necklace and she looks at him with that expression and says, 'Can you keep me young?' Or when Lacey says, 'I thought you were a man that doesn't let anything stand in his way,' and then Gold pulls her closer and says, 'I am.' CaptainSwan could never.)

[goosin-around]

Emma:Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: You are nice and calm when you are not mad.

Regina: Wait, then what do i look like when i'm mad?

Emma: Hot as fuck.