#incorrect ouat

[choutoile]

Emma: Do you ever smile? Regina: Only when I'm plotting revenge. Emma: You know, that's concerning. Regina: Well, you're still alive, so relax.

[goosin-around]

Henry Sr: wow im so hungry

*young regina nervously petting rocinante: how hungry

[mikewheelersmomisamilf]

Regina: God, none of these children listen to me!

Regina: *unplugs the internet.*

....

Emma: WHO THE FUCK SHUT OFF THE WI-FI?!?!

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I hate you.

Emma: *in her head* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[queer-boo-radley]

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

[somethingcleverbutinswedish]

Emma: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

Regina: weak. I sleep with my spellbook under my pillow

Belle: cowards.

Emma: yeah? Well what do you sleep with?

Belle: the Dark One.

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[humblefryingpan]

Rumplestiltskin in ouat season 3 teaching us that you can break generational trauma by making it worse!

Peter Pan: "my dad abandoned me so I'm going to abandon my kid"

Rumple: "My dad abandoned me so I'm going to abandon my kid"

Niel: "I didn't know I had a kid but now that I do I won't abandon him"

Rumple: "I'm going to kill him then"

Peter Pan: "Not if I kill him first"

It's honestly a miracle Henry survived neverland

[goosin-around]

Emma:Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.

[chippedteacupchat]

Gotta love Rumbelle: because with Lacey, Gold acts all evil and mysterious, but the minute Belle comes back, he turns into a fragile bean again.🤧😭💖

(Also, shout-out to Rumple and Lacey for being an evil power couple. I still don't think there's ever been a hotter scene on the show than when Gold ties up Lacey's necklace and she looks at him with that expression and says, 'Can you keep me young?' Or when Lacey says, 'I thought you were a man that doesn't let anything stand in his way,' and then Gold pulls her closer and says, 'I am.' CaptainSwan could never.)

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: You are nice and calm when you are not mad.

Regina: Wait, then what do i look like when i'm mad?

Emma: Hot as fuck.