#incel humor
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corngobblerthe2817th · 2 months ago
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yalllll bestie hit me with the 'is this ur opinion or the reddit consensus' when a celeb turned out to be shitty so i dont fw them anymore 🤯 like u think people had a problem with asbestos before or AFTER they found out about all the mesothelioma😭😭
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sheetcheevbanna · 2 days ago
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Hidden johndave file!!!! @johndavedaily I busted my frickin ass, doinf this after my bedtime. So don’t even talk about the quality!!!! I was half asleep!!!!!! >:((
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3liza · 1 year ago
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a guy with nothing on his blog called charlessomethingsomething just followed me and only me, sent me a series of messages saying he had been reading my posts for a while and wanted to talk to me etc that didn't SOUND like bot writing but who knows (average DM of this type from an actual human man does not pass the Turing test), so I asked him which came first, ranch or cool ranch, and he's completely vanished. presumably he either blocked me or deleted or was a bot that got reported to death. but 1. I have never gotten a spam bot message me ever (except the past week possibly but different post) and 2. I think(?) a bot would have replied with some GPT nonsense right away instead of letting a question sit in their inbox for hours so I think it was probably a real person who couldn't take the heat.
anyway whether Charles was a bot or not, it got me thinking because I've had more interactions with men like this than any other kind. you have GOT to work on your game if a little 2010s meme nonsense completely derails your attack. I'm not a valid DM-slide target because I'm not on here for dick, myself, but like if I WAS, you're not going to get anywhere just bailing out the first time someone says something silly to you. (sitting backwards in my chair and slapping the back of my hand into the palm of my other hand) listen to me. flirting works on community improv theater rules. you have to be ready to take that pass from left field and run with it. and if I WERE on here for dick I would disqualify applicants who couldn't keep up with clowning. I not only let him hit if he's goofy, i and many others will actively prevent him from hitting if he isn't. on Tumblr you don't have nice forearms or a good shower routine, you're just a thirsty dude with a dumb username and ALL you have is the bants, so they better be good. sorry
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emma-is-swaggy-and-epic · 2 years ago
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I just woke up from a dream where i was watching a youtube video talking about byakuya togami and some random incel dudebro in the comments was saying shit about how much of a based redpilled gigachad he is and called him a "real man"
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Somewhere an incel is plotting to take over the world 
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skiitter · 1 year ago
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Feel insane trying to explain to people how emotionally moving the fucking Dungeon Crawler Carl series is, especially and specifically the audiobook version.
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the-nimrod-nextdoor · 5 months ago
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Incel to himbo redemption arc is my favorite trope
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william-arthurbo · 5 months ago
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thatpurpledudetrey · 26 days ago
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acotar modern au but feysand and nessian relationship got ruined ever since rhysand and cassian started to binge watching skibidi toilet and scrolling through yt shorts
#acotar#neutral feyre#anti rhysand#nesta archeron#anti cassian#nothing too anti today#nyx was watching a skibidi toilet video on his greasy ipad while eating breakfast#and rhys just happen to see him watching it#“son what are u watching?”#and ever since then he's been like so mesmerized over skibidi toilet#this shithead decides to introduce to his incels fratboys#cassian who is obviously a dumb bitch is also stupidly invensted in skibidi toilet bcs hes stupid#azriel doesnt care bcs he has a chronic p*rn addiction so the only type of content he consumes is p*rn and absoulety nothing else#the archeron sisters are absoulety MORTIFIED#because obviously in the modern au the sisters would be gen z and everyone else would prolly be millennials or gen x(not emerie or gwyn)#so obvi they know what skibidi toilet just scrolling a bit on tiktok#feyre didnt care that nyx was watching toilet humor bcs hes a kid but the fact her shitty husband is into this makes her tremble in fear#“rhysand what are r u watchin- is that SKIBIDI TOILET ON UR SCREEN???”#nesta is probably used to cassian pure idiocy that she doesnt even seem suprised that cass is watching skibidi toilet just disgusted#she's more terrified at the fact cass is going to have shorter attention span and would probably pay less attention to her than he is now#like she could be laying at bed trying to sleep but cASSian watching skibidi toilet on FULL volume bcs hes just that ignorant#“cassian can u like lower the volume im trying to sleep”#“oh ok”#then few mins later hes playing it on full volume again bcs ïts to low that he cant hear"#nesta ask him the same thing a few times until she just gave up#oops i was planning this post to be neutral to the batboys but unfortunely the tags are very anti :P#meaning i have to put neutral feyre instead so i wont get harassed 😓
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gntlmn1 · 2 years ago
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sanyu-thewitch05 · 2 years ago
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sheetcheevbanna · 3 days ago
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NOT THE JAR!!! *muffled* mpph.. mmmf.. AGCKKK,, IT STINKS IN HERE!!!!!!!!
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troythecatfish · 1 year ago
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This could be us Veronica but you chose to be with chad
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arsonistsguide · 2 years ago
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tinder for straight women is just Schrödinger's incel
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slayyyqueer · 2 years ago
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blogadrianaleite-blog · 2 months ago
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O Cara Filmava a Gente EMJAMBRANDO E Mandava Para a Ex Dele
Já pensou meu amigo, homem, macho escrOOPS! Trabalhador, honesto, monogâmico, otariOOPS! Apaixonado, SEIS PENSÕES SÓCIO AFETIVAS?😆
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